View Full Version : i didnt get served for ***s today.


msagrain
09-27-2007, 04:12 PM
im like wtf do i look 15? stupid co-op late shop i had the walk to another shop to get the stupid ***s :@ ps i dont smoke i was getting em for someone.

Tuggers1986
09-27-2007, 04:14 PM
im like wtf do i look 15? stupid co-op late shop i had the walk to another shop to get the stupid ***s :@ ps i dont smoke i was getting em for someone.

How old are you?

msagrain
09-27-2007, 04:14 PM
How old are you?

17 but look older.

Tuggers1986
09-27-2007, 04:25 PM
17 but look older.

Lol. obviously not or you would have got served. it aint a big deal tho

getting old is shit. except the sex gets better every year!

platinummatt!
09-27-2007, 04:37 PM
They're moving it up to 18 and some shops have already moved it up.


Cunts.

msagrain
09-27-2007, 04:39 PM
the thing is iv been served loads of times in there. it's just anoyed me that today some new person was in there n they wouldnt serve me.

Tuggers1986
09-27-2007, 04:42 PM
They're moving it up to 18 and some shops have already moved it up.


Cunts.

Do you smoke matty?

platinummatt!
09-27-2007, 05:04 PM
I smoke cigars. Small and big. I also have a pipe.

mickeyb
09-27-2007, 05:36 PM
you should try growing a tash or something?>

Chunk
09-27-2007, 05:41 PM
They're moving it up to 18 and some shops have already moved it up.


Cunts.

When is that happening?

Shanus
09-27-2007, 09:45 PM
When is that happening?

October 3rd.

I never get refused cigarettes nowadays, and I can get served at a bar without ID, I must have aged physically over the last 6 months, because 6 months ago I couldn't buy cigarettes at all.

platinummatt!
09-27-2007, 10:58 PM
October 1st actually I think, man.

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 06:23 AM
im like wtf do i look 15? stupid co-op late shop i had the walk to another shop to get the stupid ***s :@ ps i dont smoke i was getting em for someone.

Hahahaha.

Maybe the shop assistant was going by your mental age of 8. Infact I think even an 8 year old has a better grasp of the English language than you.

MickyHatton
09-28-2007, 06:42 AM
Hahahaha.

Maybe the shop assistant was going by your mental age of 8. Infact I think even an 8 year old has a better grasp of the English language than you.

What happened against Neil Simpson, Boothy?

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 06:52 AM
What happened against Neil Simpson, Boothy?

I was robbed. A shocking decision. I shall fight on though and right this wrong.

I'm still hopeful there will be a delayed reaction from Neil Simpson and he will be rushed into hospital with blood trickling out of his ear.

MickyHatton
09-28-2007, 06:55 AM
I was robbed. A shocking decision. I shall fight on though and right this wrong.

I'm still hopeful there will be a delayed reaction from Neil Simpson and he will be rushed into hospital with blood trickling out of his ear.

Who's next?

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 07:01 AM
Who's next?

Not sure. Got a couple of offers to fight in London which I think would suit me. I'd ideally like to fight an American as it's my life long dream to do a Nigel Benn on a Yank and have my very own McLellan comedy.

msagrain
09-28-2007, 07:14 AM
Hahahaha.

Maybe the shop assistant was going by your mental age of 8. Infact I think even an 8 year old has a better grasp of the English language than you.

go and shoot youself.

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 07:21 AM
go and shoot youself.

Wow. Solid comeback.

It's probably easier for 12 year olds to get guns than cigarettes these days judging from the news.

Don't worry, it doesn't matter that you look too young to buy cigarettes. You should be more worried by the fact that you cannot spell - thus reducing your chances of getting a decent job. Sorry, any job.

mickeyb
09-28-2007, 07:31 AM
Wow. Solid comeback.

It's probably easier for 12 year olds to get guns than cigarettes these days judging from the news.

Don't worry, it doesn't matter that you look too young to buy cigarettes. You should be more worried by the fact that you cannot spell - thus reducing your chances of getting a decent job. Sorry, any job.

Tony Booth you are so wise.

msagrain
09-28-2007, 07:32 AM
Wow. Solid comeback.

It's probably easier for 12 year olds to get guns than cigarettes these days judging from the news.

Don't worry, it doesn't matter that you look too young to buy cigarettes. You should be more worried by the fact that you cannot spell - thus reducing your chances of getting a decent job. Sorry, any job.

what like your job is so good? you get paid 50p a fight.

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 08:02 AM
what like your job is so good? you get paid 50p a fight.

It's a bit more than that. Lets just say I make more than your yearly wage at McDonalds in one fight - this is of course presuming that the McDonalds in question doesn't already have a handicapped worker (they like to get tax breaks by being an equal opportunities employer, and that is your only chance of getting a job)

I also make a nice little bit of cash on the side by promoting gentleman's evenings. My second gentleman's evening takes place on December 20 at the KC Stadium with Nigel Benn and Steve Collins.

msagrain
09-28-2007, 08:08 AM
It's a bit more than that. Lets just say I make more than your yearly wage at McDonalds in one fight - this is of course presuming that the McDonalds in question doesn't already have a handicapped worker (they like to get tax breaks by being an equal opportunities employer, and that is your only chance of getting a job)

I also make a nice little bit of cash on the side by promoting gentleman's evenings. My second gentleman's evening takes place on December 20 at the KC Stadium with Nigel Benn and Steve Collins.

phhh who are you kidding. i dont work at mcdonalds btw but someone who works there earns more chash that you do in a year. becuse lets be honest you will earn the max a £200 a fight if that.

MACDONALS £200 A WEEK = A YEARS WAGES OF 10,400
SAY YOU HAVE 8 FIGHTS A YEAR AT £200 A FIGHT, YOUR YEAR =
1,600.

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 08:25 AM
phhh who are you kidding. i dont work at mcdonalds btw but someone who works there earns more chash that you do in a year. becuse lets be honest you will earn the max a £200 a fight if that.

MACDONALS £200 A WEEK = A YEARS WAGES OF 10,400
SAY YOU HAVE 8 FIGHTS A YEAR AT £200 A FIGHT, YOUR YEAR =
1,600.

It's a shame to hear that McDonalds have already filled the equal opportunities spot you were hoping for. I guess another handicapped person applied before you did.

I also earn a lot more than £200 a fight. And I doubt a McDonalds employee earns £200 quid a week unless they are stealing from the till.

mickeyb
09-28-2007, 08:29 AM
You look like you eat more Big Macs than a McDonalds employee and them ****ers get the burgers for free.

Ya fat cunt Booth!!

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 08:32 AM
You look like you eat more Big Macs than a McDonalds employee and them ****ers get the burgers for free.

Ya fat cunt Booth!!

How dare you. I don't eat at McDonalds. I do occasionally pop into Burger King. Although I like nothing better than a few packet of pork scratchings and a crate of Stella.

I'm also in great shape, so I'm not sure why you made that comment in the first place.

D_Hook
09-28-2007, 08:33 AM
It's a shame to hear that McDonalds have already filled the equal opportunities spot you were hoping for. I guess another handicapped person applied before you did.

And I doubt a McDonalds employee earns £200 quid a week unless they are stealing from the till.

You look like you eat more Big Macs than a McDonalds employee and them ****ers get the burgers for free.

Ya fat cunt Booth!!

This thread thread is ****in hilarious

msagrain
09-28-2007, 08:42 AM
How dare you. I don't eat at McDonalds. I do occasionally pop into Burger King. Although I like nothing better than a few packet of pork scratchings and a crate of Stella.

I'm also in great shape, so I'm not sure why you made that comment in the first place.

how many years have you had man boobs for?

Tony Booth
09-28-2007, 08:56 AM
how many years have you had man boobs for?

They're pure muscle. I was doing 30 press ups a day before the Simpson fight.

By the way, I don't know why, but every time I ridicule you on these boards, I get loads of green karma.

D_Hook
09-28-2007, 08:58 AM
They're pure muscle. I was doing 30 press ups a day before the Simpson fight.

By the way, I don't know why, but every time I ridicule you on these boards, I get loads of green karma.

30 press ups a day? What were you training for a pie eating contest?

mickeyb
09-28-2007, 10:02 AM
Booth Is A Machine!

Likely_Lad
09-28-2007, 11:19 AM
They're pure muscle. I was doing 30 press ups a day before the Simpson fight.

By the way, I don't know why, but every time I ridicule you on these boards, I get loads of green karma.

Haven't you tripled your workload or something?