Medyo luma nato pero masarap parin basahin.


BEER vs VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
Call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun!
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drunk it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
Therefore, an extra point for BEER!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH.

umm *****.. vagina is a way of life.. i could just drink grey goose anyways

umm *****.. vagina is a way of life.. i could just drink grey goose anywaysno wonder you like zab so much :p

no wonder you like zab so much :p

o i guess.....you cant compare BEER to VAGINA .. lol

Medyo luma nato pero masarap parin basahin.


BEER vs VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
Call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun!
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drunk it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
Therefore, an extra point for BEER!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH.





BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!



anyways

sa langit wala ang beer
thats why we drink it here

sa langit wala ang vagina
thats why we **** them here

I decide it a draw

but vagina feels like heaven
too much beer feels like hell
a point to vagina


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

o i guess.....you cant compare BEER to VAGINA .. lollol are you serious? haha!!!

beer or some other alcohol is off limits to me for like six months as per doctor's advise. i guess the ***** will have to make up for my share of beer during that time being :luvbed:

Medyo luma nato pero masarap parin basahin.


BEER vs VAGINA

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc.
If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
Call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun!
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drunk it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them.
Therefore, an extra point for BEER!!! YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH.
JaaaaaJaaaa...This **** is funny!

don't care what the tally says..... you still can't **** a beer..... :lol1:

i think i ****ed a beer bottle when i drank too much beer and there was no chiks at the party.

don't care what the tally says..... you still can't **** a beer..... :lol1:

a vagina can f**k a beer bottle, a beer bottle can f**k a vagina, so who gets the point?! LOL!

if you come home tired and thirsty and saw an ice cold beer and a vagina in front of you. which do you do first? who gets the point? LOL!

Im not that arsed about beer. I could take it or leave it.

Where as i CRAVE ***** every minute or every hour of every day!

a vagina can f**k a beer bottle, a beer bottle can f**k a vagina, so who gets the point?! LOL!
the guy who gets to watch this demonstration.... hahahaha.

if you come home tired and thirsty and saw an ice cold beer and a vagina in front of you. which do you do first? who gets the point? LOL!
i'd eat the vagina first then chase it down with the beer.
puwera lang kung may crab iyong vagina..... :lol1:

don't care what the tally says..... you still can't **** a beer..... :lol1:you can if you have a contortionist dick and a vagina can as well :D

you can if you have a contortionist dick and a vagina can as well :D
beer in can??!??? :eek:

a vagina can f**k a beer bottle, a beer bottle can f**k a vagina, so who gets the point?! LOL!a beer doesn't get to climax so vagina gets the point :lol1:

i think i ****ed a beer bottle when i drank too much beer and there was no chiks at the party.

Well did it hurt?

beer in can??!??? :eek:woot woot!!!! :lol1:

http://www.painfulpleasures.com/body_jewelry/gallery/Displays/SC-10.jpg

if you come home tired and thirsty and saw an ice cold beer and a vagina in front of you. which do you do first? who gets the point? LOL!both, **** vagina while having a beer.

woot woot!!!! :lol1:

http://www.painfulpleasures.com/body_jewelry/gallery/Displays/SC-10.jpg

ano iyan, tsupon ng bote? :D ..... teka dok, ano'ng ginagawa mo sa painfulpleasures na website???!???

if you come home tired and thirsty and saw an ice cold beer and a vagina in front of you. which do you do first? who gets the point? LOL!
I guess the question should be: Which one do you spend the longer time with? LoL !
For me, the vagina wins this point, hands down. LoL !

Beer makes you forget and sleepy.
Vagina keeps you awake.
Another point for vagina. Ha ha ha!