View Full Version : Bryan Pardoe and Mike Awesome


Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 07:39 AM
SEPARATED AT BIRTH????? YOU DECIDE



http://www.sherdog.com/fightfinder/pictures/pardoe_bryan_profile.jpg


http://www.toys-games.nl/media/TBZ_77700MikeAwesome.jpg

Magic Man
03-29-2003, 08:33 AM
bryan's left pectoral is having an orgasm - I think that is why he lost to shamrock.

Laura
03-29-2003, 08:36 AM
what's up tan? you still going to UFC with us?

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:39 AM
Yeah, I'm going. Not sure if I'm gonna be staying with you guys though. Money is tight right now.

Laura
03-29-2003, 08:41 AM
okay...you'd probably crash with your friend?

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:44 AM
I'm thinking about driving to West Palm on thursday and crashing at my friend Mike's house. Wake up early and drive down to Miami to meet up with you guys. Hang out for a while after the show, then drive back to my Mike's and crash. Saturday morning I'll get up and head back home.

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:44 AM
Or, you and Allison could sandwich me on the bed in the hotel.

Laura
03-29-2003, 08:47 AM
definately will NOT be sandwiching...is matt going with you or riding with us?

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:49 AM
Listen to what he's doing. He said he's going to drive to Tampa, then take a plane down to Miami.....which makes absolutely no sense at all. The drive to Tampa is gonna take him 3 + hours alone......then he takes a plane. Doesn't make any sense. Oh well, it's his money.

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:50 AM
If we sandwich we'll be comfortable all night. Just no grab assing....yes, that means you Laura.

Laura
03-29-2003, 08:51 AM
matt's weird...i wouldn't grab your ass if you paid me! from what i hear you don't wipe...and it's hairy...

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:53 AM
I have hardly any hair on my body...and I'm thankful for that. I can count how many chest hairs I have on one hand. None on my ass. Allison has more ass hair than I do.

And stop kidding yourself....you would grab my ass if I paid you.

Laura
03-29-2003, 08:54 AM
allison didn't say that...didn't you read the "anal" thread? that's where i got my info...you couldn't pay me...you don't have a job...oh wait, yes you do...

Tanner Rhoden
03-29-2003, 08:58 AM
I missed the anal thread.