I said ****ing slow it.

and this thread is dedicated to who??????????????

its dedicated to those who need to slow their roll.

good awnser

well they just dont slow it down when they need to. I hope they die.

i hope they die also, lets be bonnie and clyde lol hahahaaa

yeah if i see them speedin on their roll, ill pull their ass over, then we can blast em.

sounds like a plan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah i be all up on that ****, i am the speed bump that makes them slow their roll, i am the stop sign of the roll, i am an idiot.

Is my roll to fast?

no your roll is jsut right, its buttered and hot.

How about mine?

Alright...

hockey you have the seatbelt, so the roll has been slowed.

it's hot in heRRe

whoah there whoadeh.

My hair hurts when I pull on it really hard

it slows your roll too

Will shaving my pubes slow my roll?

yes and no, the traction will be less so it will speed it up, but the sheen can blind people and that slows it back down.

Wouldn't that just slow their roll and not mine?

no because the sheen will blind you as well, as well as the stubble causing the itch of death, which can really slow it and almost stop the roll.

I never get itchy after.

Will the fact that I never wear socks have any affect?

that helps, socks allow the roll to turn to a slide, which is worse than a fast roll

Does the type or brand of shoe do anything

well fila have always been speedy roll shoes, nikes can be somewhat fast, but if you dont have socks on that negates it, but pumas, man those are the devil roll shoes.

How slow of a roll is a good roll? Is there such thing as too slow of a roll?

My role may be too slow.

well too slow isnt great but too fast is much worse, i would say the roll of about 35 mph is safe.

How fast would you say my roll is?

wtf are you morons on about?

Rolling

id say you are at about 37, you have been known to speed, but you stay buckled in so you are alright.

I rule

whoah man, watch the roll

sorry

its ok, you had me scared for a second though

I guess I don't rule......I am just average

no you do, just the roll speed has to be maintained or else the butter wont spread.

I get it now

thats what im talking about!

I like the way you roll

we roll tight. but we roll right.

You are correct sir. You are so correct...If only more could roll like us

Everybody get your roll on....
What?
Everybody get your mother ****ing roll on.....

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'

Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide.

fred durst is a speedy rollin ******.

whoring is so rampant in here.

it is important to obey the roll laws

by roll, do you mean the fat on the front of someone's gut?

no but that is a super slow roll if they have that.

I have a gut. I like my roll.

TTT

I love my roll

I miss my seatbelt

i forgot about that

Yeah me too until I read it on the first page of this thread. Brings back memories of all your old belts. The belt sander, that game, the cum belt, good times

hah yeah, infact i am workign on a new av right now, i am bringing back the av madness

Werd. Those owned. New avs every 3 days.