It's back fellas, and our favourite baker is the man stepping up to the hot seat tonight. Yes that's right, the bald, retired pwner has agreed to answer a few of our questions.

Step up to the plate Welter.



1. Who is your favourite boxer? And why?

2. What is your favourite film?

3. Favourite book?

4. Welter, you are a renowned baker, but if the Queen herself came into Greggs tomorrow and asked you for a 'bun in the oven', how would you respond?

5. Welter my son, rate these bald boxingsceners in order:

Anorak
KingDosia
Yourself
K-Dogg


6. Mr. Skelter, picture the scene, a green teefed brit f.ag is making moves on the girlfriend of a prominent Canadian politician. The politician is incensed, and demands that the green teef stops fondling his moose, as she is the love of his life, but the green teefed brit refuses. Being a Welsh sheep shagger, he is enjoying the chance to charge at a moose with his beef bayonet instead of a sheep.

The situation escalates and Britain and Canada go to war. You are called up by both sides. Who do you choose to fight for, and why?


7. So Welter, we know you are a new breed of Bicycle mutilator, but are sadly stuck in the past. Have you ever thought of forgetting those rusty old penny-farthings in the basement and moving on to some fresh new game - say, kidnap Lance Armstrong and mutilate his precious bike in front of his very eyes? You would surely go down in the annals of bicycle crime.


8. Who is your favorite band/artist?

9. As well as being a bicycle fetishist, you are a renowned feline-fondling-moggy-molesting deviant of the highest order, but where do dogs come into the equation - would you ever go over to the dark side and indulge in some puppy love?


10. For our last question, we would like to ask you, on behalf of the nation, when are you going to give Madelaine McCann back?



Thanks for taking the time to answer our questions Welter, yer a bleeding star so you are :luvbed:

P.S
Annie forced me to include no.10. He said he'd have my alt (oops, I mean your alt) forced out of the team classic lounge.

Yeah Welter! Give Madeline back!! FFS i'm tired of it getting in the way on the news all the time!

ps!

I wanna be "get to known!".

Another fine edition, if i do say so.

Yeah Welter! Give Madeline back!! FFS i'm tired of it getting in the way on the news all the time!

ps!

I wanna be "get to known!".

You'd be a good subject for me and laddie so you would mickey. You'll get a turn soon, of that there is no cunting doubt.

good good!!

Cant believe Jimmy is gone again...here for one night...then gone again.

Hope he sticks with the training and he heals quick. Did he say owt to you boys?

You'd be a good subject for me and laddie so you would mickey. You'll get a turn soon, of that there is no cunting doubt.

You haven't been done yet ave' yer, babes? I and me trousersnake shall be waiting, so we will.

good good!!

Cant believe Jimmy is gone again...here for one night...then gone again.

Hope he sticks with the training and he heals quick. Did he say owt to you boys?
Nah, I didn't speak to him. I left him a profile page message wishing him all the best, but he didn't reply. I hope it works out for him.

You haven't been done yet ave' yer, babes? I and me trousersnake shall be waiting, so we will.

I don't believe I have, and I don't think our laddie has been done yet either. You and laddie can do mine, and me and you will do laddie's.

Nah, I didn't speak to him. I left him a profile page message wishing him all the best, but he didn't reply. I hope it works out for him.



I don't believe I have, and I don't think our laddie has been done yet either. You and laddie can do mine, and me and you will do laddie's.

two to look forward to, me lover.

1. Who is your favourite boxer? And why?

Well I like all divisons lightweight and up..some fights below are cool.. but REALLY what's the point..But My favorite Division is the HW's so Active Fighter is
Wlad Klitschko...

ALL time I would have to say Chris Eubank..(Shhhh.. dont tell Juy)

2. What is your favourite film?

The River's Edge, How to get Ahead In Advertising, 12 Monkeys, This Is Spinal Tap, American History X and Fight Club are just a few.. My idea of a classic Is something Like Saving Private Ryan.. And I love Zombie flics

3. Favourite book?

Fiction-The Stand By Stephen King
NON Fiction- The Game By Ken Dryden..Former NHL Goaltender

4. Welter, you are a renowned baker, but if the Queen herself came into Greggs tomorrow and asked you for a 'bun in the oven', how would you respond?

I would pretend I was Polish and couldn't speak English

5. Welter my son, rate these bald boxingsceners in order:

Anorak
KingDosia
Yourself
K-Dogg

K-Dogg.. Is the prototypical model of class

Anorak and I are annoying pests

and King..?? well he is the better of the 2 BIG heads.. That's Gotta count for something

So it goes like This

1-K-Dogg
2-Me cause I am sexier and smarter than Anorak
3-Anorak cause he is good for a chuckle
4-King.. Its Him or 2nd II Nonce

6. Mr. Skelter, picture the scene, a green teefed brit f.ag is making moves on the girlfriend of a prominent Canadian politician. The politician is incensed, and demands that the green teef stops fondling his moose, as she is the love of his life, but the green teefed brit refuses. Being a Welsh sheep shagger, he is enjoying the chance to charge at a moose with his beef bayonet instead of a sheep.

The situation escalates and Britain and Canada go to war. You are called up by both sides. Who do you choose to fight for, and why?

**** Ya's Both.. Obviously Russia would use Canada's weakend state.. to claim MORE of the Arctic.. And with The UK distracted with Canada and Iraq
Russia would seize it's Oppurtunity to Invade Europe..

I would defect to Russia

Get with the winning team I say....:lol1:

7. So Welter, we know you are a new breed of Bicycle mutilator, but are sadly stuck in the past. Have you ever thought of forgetting those rusty old penny-farthings in the basement and moving on to some fresh new game - say, kidnap Lance Armstrong and mutilate his precious bike in front of his very eyes? You would surely go down in the annals of bicycle crime.

I think Lance's Bike Might be TOO big a step.. But I Imagine TINO being one of those Spandex wearing £1000 Peugot Bike riding, Escargot Jolly Gay "OUI ALLO" kind of Frenchman.. SO maybe I could steal His..???

8. Who is your favorite band/artist?

I never seem to get Sick of The Pixies...

9. As well as being a bicycle fetishist, you are a renowned feline-fondling-moggy-molesting deviant of the highest order, but where do dogs come into the equation - would you ever go over to the dark side and indulge in some puppy love?

Honestly I would prefer a Dog.. But my measly Baker's salary doesnt allow for the House or neighborhood to own a Dog at this time..
A cat is much more practical..

10. For our last question, we would like to ask you, on behalf of the nation, when are you going to give Madelaine McCann back?

You guy's have to promise Not to tell..

But I sold her to Anorak for a Copy of Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars, A 5 pack of Jam Donuts(He kept mumbling something about Danny Williams..:dunno: ) And a Promise he would stop calling My house 15 times a day Trying to sell me a subscription to Golfer's Weekly...

Great questions and even better answers; I do love this series, one of my top BS periodicals.

Great questions and even better answers; I do love this series, one of my top BS periodicals.

Have you been done yet Kay?

I can picture "Get to know a unique fat Yank with an IQ higher than his blood pressure"

Have you been done yet Kay?

I can picture "Get to know a unique fat Yank with an IQ higher than his blood pressure"

No, actually it's a short list of "honourary" Limeys that have been done (DYE, Buddy); but let's do some real Limeys then do me later.

Hoffy didn't consult me for question ideas this time. Maybe I disappointed him in the past? :puppy_dog

Just wait your turn, slag.

Some fine answers there, Mr. Skelter.

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I choose...erm......erm.....





Welter Skelter.

Good answers Mr Skelter. I'll send you some points in the post for your effort.

Good answers Mr Skelter. I'll send you some points in the post for your effort.

I can't handle yer sexyness this early in the afternoon, me dalrin. Me trousersnake needs some beer and Alan's touch to prepare himself.

good good!!

Cant believe Jimmy is gone again...here for one night...then gone again.

Hope he sticks with the training and he heals quick. Did he say owt to you boys?

I'm going in the Para's soon!

You better all miss me!

I can't handle yer sexyness this early in the afternoon, me dalrin. Me trousersnake needs some beer and Alan's touch to prepare himself.

I'll see if Alan is busy, he might be able to warm you up for me.

I'm going in the Para's soon!

You better all miss me!


I shall pray to Lord Alan that he shall bring you back to me beef bayonet.


Originally Posted by TheHoff!

I'll see if Alan is busy, he might be able to warm you up for me.

cheers me darlin. I'll have to stock up on the beer to show him i am grateful.

Come 'ere southpaw, let me get me soil stained hands on yer sexy derriere :luvbed:

I'm going in the Para's soon!

You better all miss me!

I'm sure the bum boys will miss you, but do not fear my son, I shall watch over you. It is not your time to enter the heavenly garden in the sky just yet. You shall be safe when you're out and about on missions to kill them eyerackees.

Come 'ere southpaw, let me get me soil stained hands on yer sexy derriere :luvbed:



I'm sure the bum boys will miss you, but do not fear my son, I shall watch over you. It is not your time to enter the heavenly garden in the sky just yet. You shall be safe when you're out and about on missions to kill them eyerackees.

:booty:

Alan Akbar!

:booty:

Alan Akbar!

I'm off out southpaw. I'll be back on tonight some time to give you and laddie a good seeing to, if yer here that is. You stock up on the beer and I'll bring the David Seaman.


Tally ho!

Alan Akbar!

I'm off out southpaw. I'll be back on tonight some time to give you and laddie a good seeing to, if yer here that is. You stock up on the beer and I'll bring the David Seaman.


Tally ho!

Alan Akbar!


I shall look forward to a bit of How's yer father..

tally ho, me darlin :luvbed: