View Full Version : Breaking News - Three 7 year olds attack Boxingscenes FloydIsDaBest


Don PWNleone
09-23-2007, 05:59 PM
We are just getting some breaking news in that three 7 year old girls have been arrested while on holiday in New York. We understand that they were stood outside a liquor store in a run down part of New York when a man staggered out of the store, apparently very drunk carrying a sixpack of Miller Lite. From what our sources say the man known only as Boxingscene's FloydIsDaBest heard the three young girls playing and started an altercation, as yet we do not know what was said. Eye witness reports say they heard the man screaming and yelling obscenities at the 3 girls. The girls then attacked the drunkard kicking and screaming. The man lay on the floor unconcious for several minutes before help arrived. The girls whose names we do not know yet are currently being questioned by police. The man was taken to the nearest hospital and is still critical. We shall bring you more news as soon as we get it. For now though all we have is a picture of the man lying in hospital. Our heart goes out to the poor defensless man and we will be praying that he comes around soon.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-11/04/xinsrc_542110204072443751682.jpg

VERSATILE2K9
09-23-2007, 06:03 PM
I didnt find this 1 bit funny,sorry.

dadon5
09-23-2007, 06:05 PM
Poor attempt at being funny, writing a fake artical..

Tuggers1986
09-23-2007, 06:54 PM
We are just getting some breaking news in that three 7 year old girls have been arrested while on holiday in New York. We understand that they were stood outside a liquor store in a run down part of New York when a man staggered out of the store, apparently very drunk carrying a sixpack of Miller Lite. From what our sources say the man known only as Boxingscene's FloydIsDaBest heard the three young girls playing and started an altercation, as yet we do not know what was said. Eye witness reports say they heard the man screaming and yelling obscenities at the 3 girls. The girls then attacked the drunkard kicking and screaming. The man lay on the floor unconcious for several minutes before help arrived. The girls whose names we do not know yet are currently being questioned by police. The man was taken to the nearest hospital and is still critical. We shall bring you more news as soon as we get it. For now though all we have is a picture of the man lying in hospital. Our heart goes out to the poor defensless man and we will be praying that he comes around soon.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-11/04/xinsrc_542110204072443751682.jpg

Hahaha.

That ****in pic is harsh!

i can just see his reply to this....

"Ahahaha. ****en stewpid brit's tryin to be funney! U brit's are fuken dumm Lmao PWN"

mickeyb
09-24-2007, 06:39 AM
Poor attempt at being funny, writing a fake artical..
well done sherlock !!

Don PWNleone
09-24-2007, 07:25 AM
well done sherlock !!

He's ****ing smart that one, there's no fooling him is there. Mind you probably took a few reads and a bit of searching to discover that it was only just a joke. No ****in sense of humour them Yanks.

mickeyb
09-24-2007, 10:19 AM
I didnt find this 1 bit funny,sorry.
sorry it's not "3rd rock from the sun" or "will and grace"

i guess next time hurricane will have to attach some canned laughter for you.

British Pitbull
09-24-2007, 02:24 PM
Floydisthebest - "****en Brit, Lamo"

kayjay
09-24-2007, 02:27 PM
u r just jelos of him

Don PWNleone
09-24-2007, 02:56 PM
u r just jelos of him

Don't get who that's aimed at Kayjay. Who's jealous of Who, or are you taking the piss out of Floyd with that atrocious spelling

!! Anorak
09-24-2007, 03:47 PM
Wow, this thread sucks more cock than Super_Lightweight at a Roy Jones convention.

kayjay
09-24-2007, 05:33 PM
Don't get who that's aimed at Kayjay. Who's jealous of Who, or are you taking the piss out of Floyd with that atrocious spelling

I was just playing along

VERSATILE2K9
09-24-2007, 09:31 PM
sorry it's not "3rd rock from the sun" or "will and grace"

i guess next time hurricane will have to attach some canned laughter for you.

That didnt make sense,and I dont even like,nor watch those shows.

Don PWNleone
09-25-2007, 04:13 AM
That didnt make sense,and I dont even like,nor watch those shows.

Made perfect sense to me. You Yanks ain't got no sense of humour. You only laugh at something when instructed to do so, like in them shite so called comedy shows.