View Full Version : so i picked a fight a fight with an 11 year old limey...


mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 01:29 PM
he had a big cry cause he got taken out in a game of social soccer and wouldnt stop whining.

so i gave him a decent shove and sat him on his arse..

told him id use his head as a pinyata

cunt was 6 foot 3 to my 5 foot 1 he got up and all he said was..

"please do not push me. PLEASE!"

are all you cunts that soft or what?

Tuggers1986
09-23-2007, 01:37 PM
he had a big cry cause he got taken out in a game of social soccer and wouldnt stop whining.

so i gave him a decent shove and sat him on his arse..

told him id use his head as a pinyata

cunt was 6 foot 3 to my 5 foot 1 he got up and all he said was..

"please do not push me. PLEASE!"

are all you cunts that soft or what?

Maybe he was soft. I'd av ****in decked ya me laddo!

Southpaw Stinger
09-23-2007, 01:50 PM
he had a big cry cause he got taken out in a game of social soccer and wouldnt stop whining.

so i gave him a decent shove and sat him on his arse..

told him id use his head as a pinyata

cunt was 6 foot 3 to my 5 foot 1 he got up and all he said was..

"please do not push me. PLEASE!"

are all you cunts that soft or what?

What happend after you woke up?

Tuggers1986
09-23-2007, 01:52 PM
What happend after you woke up?

I think he said please dont push me againt because if he was pushed again he would have broke every bone in his 5'1" little body.

Southpaw Stinger
09-23-2007, 01:54 PM
I think he said please dont push me againt because if he was pushed again he would have broke every bone in his 5'1" little body.


Or "please don't push me I'm just a lanky 11 year old with HIV you mindless bullying cunt!"

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:16 PM
haha nah the cunt filled every english stereotype out.. pasty snaggle tooth cunt.

he shamed your country. you boys should hunt the fudge packer down.

set azza and his mates on him

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:22 PM
but southpaw ya havent answered are ye that soft?

kayjay
09-23-2007, 02:25 PM
Good one, mg, keep that green-toothed cunt in his place

mickeyb
09-23-2007, 02:28 PM
I'm not suprised Kirkpatrick - he proberbly noticed that you are a member of the Sheffield Wednesday Boys, Aussie Branch.

Owls Crime Squad.

Keep cracking them skulls.

HELLO HELLO! WE ARE THE WEDNESDAY BOYS
HELLO HELLO! WE ARE THE WEDNESDAY BOYS

AND IF YOU ARE UNITED,
SURRENDER OR YOU'LL DIE

COS WE ALL FOLLOW THE WEDNESSSDAY!

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:33 PM
haha he might have mickeyb


two serious questions

do limeys usually back their mates?

and do limeys go by the

what happens on the field stays on the field

code?

mickeyb
09-23-2007, 02:37 PM
haha he might have mickeyb


two serious questions

do limeys usually back their mates?

and do limeys go by the

what happens on the field stays on the field

code?



Cause they do. Well..they do round when i go out. My mate Russell let me down once when i was scrapping with these 3 black guys once in a nightclub and i refused to ever talk to the cunt again. And that was 6 years ago. So i think its quite a serious offence.

If my mates getting a beat down, i'll run across and take half the beating with him. Thats what friends are for.

Aussie and Limey cultures are the same - especially when it comes down to bad behaivour... i.e Drinking cultures. etc.

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:41 PM
If my mates getting a beat down, i'll run across and take half the beating with him. Thats what friends are for.





beautiful quote. truly beautiful.

mickeyb
09-23-2007, 02:44 PM
yeah, its a very romantic view of committing drunken assault. hahaha.

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:45 PM
Good one, mg, keep that green-toothed cunt in his place

aye, make no mistake im softer than puppy **** myself but this green teef was quaking. praying to the queen mother and all.

mgkirkpatrick
09-23-2007, 02:46 PM
yeah, its a very romantic view of committing drunken assault. hahaha.

haha that it might be but i live by that quote and expect the same from my real mates.

FloydIsDaBest
09-23-2007, 03:30 PM
I picked a fite with a brit... i ****ed him up lamo

msagrain
09-23-2007, 03:34 PM
I picked a fite with a brit... i ****ed him up lamo

i supose you made him cry to


as if!

The Monk
09-23-2007, 03:48 PM
He must have been a southerner.

mickeyb
09-24-2007, 10:22 AM
I picked a fite with a brit... i ****ed him up lamo
propably BRITny Spears, who is already fu<ked up

hemichromis
09-24-2007, 01:03 PM
he had a big cry cause he got taken out in a game of social soccer and wouldnt stop whining.

so i gave him a decent shove and sat him on his arse..

told him id use his head as a pinyata

cunt was 6 foot 3 to my 5 foot 1 he got up and all he said was..

"please do not push me. PLEASE!"

are all you cunts that soft or what?


try that in manchester!

Southpaw Stinger
09-24-2007, 02:00 PM
try that in manchester!

At 5'1 he could get a job as a bouncer at mothercare...

OptimusWolf
09-25-2007, 03:49 AM
I'd always step in to protect a mate - in fact the only fights I've ever been in have been ones where I've been backing someone up.

As far as the sport thing goes. I'll leave any aggro on the pitch for sure, but if it's a social game and someone is just blatantly cheating or fouling, I'll call a foul on them and next time they probably won't be invited back. Too many people play sport in the wrong way and I'm not interested in involving them in my favourite part of life.