I am scared for when and what is going to happen

LOL.....It could be a nuclear assault!!

I feel my belly perculating..and i am beginning to sweat a little but nature has not called yet

If you start getting a sweaty sheen on your forehead, its over. I can't believe you haven't dropped a load after eating all of that.

i ate salmon last night and my stomach was boiling like nobody's business when i woke up.

Damn you for being able to poop

I've dropped a load two days straight, this is all new to me.

if you hold your **** long enough, the penetrator (the first inch of so of **** that comes out your ass) will be rock solid compressed dry ****, that will scratch the walls of your ass as it comes out and blood is like to ensue...lots of blood.

Originally posted by Magic Man
if you hold your **** long enough, the penetrator (the first inch of so of **** that comes out your ass) will be rock solid compressed dry ****, that will scratch the walls of your ass as it comes out and blood is like to ensue...lots of blood.

lol...Magic Man = The Bizarre Global Doctor.....

yes, my diagnosis...I we need to amputate.

it is true what magic said.

I had Pad Thai yesterday for the first time and it was tasty.

Be sure to take a pic and post it when you finally go

I dont really like thai food, i find it too sweet a lot of the time. **** sweetness.

I POOPED!

And i know it was the Thai Food because my O-Ring burns and I saw a bean sprout. I feel Lighter

you saw a bean sprout...that is ****ing gross.

Originally posted by Magic Man
yes, my diagnosis...I we need to amputate.

An analectomy? Just for thai food? Where are we gonna find a donor to replace his ass? BTW, I was up all night ****ting like a pig.