The cunt was praising Mourinho and saying what a good fella he is. **** that, I reckon he was on a wind up. I mean, Brown is a stingy Scot, he surely can't have approved of Mourinho's lavish spending. I bet if ol' Gordon was manager he'd only sign free transfers. None of this 24 million on Drogba and 21 million on Wright Phillips malarkey.

Here's what Gordon said:

He's made a significant contribution to British football in a short period of time and he's also one of the great characters of the game.

What are you on about Gordon...change ''characters' to 'cunts' at least. Bleeding 'ell!

The cunt was praising Mourinho and saying what a good fella he is. **** that, I reckon he was on a wind up. I mean, Brown is a stingy Scot, he surely can't have approved of Mourinho's lavish spending. I bet if ol' Gordon was manager he'd only sign free transfers. None of this 24 million on Drogba and 21 million on Wright Phillips malarkey.

Here's what Gordon said:



What are you on about Gordon...change ''characters' to 'cunts' at least. Bleeding 'ell!

The cunt has always been low in my book. If he went any lower he'd drop off the page, so he would.

The cunt has always been low in my book. If he went any lower he'd drop off the page, so he would.

Too true. If he gets any lower Exige will be looking down on him.

Too true. If he gets any lower Exige will be looking down on him.

If you like we can discuss this over beer and bum fun tonight, me lover.

If you like we can discuss this over beer and bum fun tonight, me lover.

It's a date. I'll put it in me diary.

Labour is ****ing up our countryside.


Imma massaka em nah mean mate?

It's a date. I'll put it in me diary.


Yer know it makes sense, babes.


So Matt would yer rather have Brown or that smarmy twat David Cameron? Both a pair of cunts in my opinion.

I don't know stinger me love. Cameron did some sort of if-he-was-stuck-on-an-island cd didnt he? His attempts to make him look young and cool make him seem like a 1970s/1980s newsround presenter.

Gordon Brown has, thus far, proved himseld to be a much better leader than Tony Blair and there is no doubt that he is a more able leader than poxy David Cameron.

I don't know stinger me love. Cameron did some sort of if-he-was-stuck-on-an-island cd didnt he? His attempts to make him look young and cool make him seem like a 1970s/1980s newsround presenter.


Remember William Hague with the baseball cap? ****in nancy boy! If we had a Limey government composed of me, you, the Hoff and Laddie we could turn this country into a real bum boys paradise, so we could.

I remembed when I was younger I thought labour was 'neighbour' where you voted for someone you knew. Lol.

We'd make ****ing legend co-prime ministers. Can you imagine it? Seriously we'd straighten this ****ing country out.

We can have the UK towed to a more sunny area too.