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TheHoff! 09-20-2007, 08:08 PM I'm watching it right now. Arnie might have been a 'roid raging German (Austrians are Germans, cunt! and don't try and tell me any different) but he made some classic ****ing films.
Total Recall, Terminator, the running man, Predator and Conan.
Now Mel and Bruce both pwn Arnie in my humble cunting opinion, but still, Arnie is a 'roid rager to be admired.
-CANE- 09-20-2007, 08:16 PM I'm watching it right now. Arnie might have been a 'roid raging German (Austrians are Germans, cunt! and don't try and tell me any different) but he made some classic ****ing films.
Total Recall, Terminator, the running man, Predator and Conan.
Now Mel and Bruce both pwn Arnie in my humble cunting opinion, but still, Arnie is a 'roid rager to be admired.
Well funny. Thought I'd let you know Hoff my old man is Austrian and I'm always winding the cunt up saying hes German and they are the same, which gets him ****in well mad. He is so easy to windup.
P.S I'm watching as well, anyway gotta go but I'LL BE BACK
Southpaw Stinger 09-20-2007, 08:17 PM I'm watching it right now. Arnie might have been a 'roid raging German (Austrians are Germans, cunt! and don't try and tell me any different) but he made some classic ****ing films.
Total Recall, Terminator, the running man, Predator and Conan.
Now Mel and Bruce both pwn Arnie in my humble cunting opinion, but still, Arnie is a 'roid rager to be admired.
Would you vote for the governator?
He ain't too good an actor but he is a ****in impressive specimen, so he is.
TheHoff! 09-20-2007, 08:26 PM Well funny. Thought I'd let you know Hoff my old man is Austrian and I'm always winding the cunt up saying hes German and they are the same, which gets him ****in well mad. He is so easy to windup.
P.S I'm watching as well, anyway gotta go but I'LL BE BACK
You just pwned yerself by admitting you've got a bit of kraut in yer, but I'll still give yer my support. Keep giving yer old man some stick, he's a German and he knows it.
Would you vote for the governator?
He ain't too good an actor but he is a ****in impressive specimen, so he is.
I wouldn't vote for him darling, he makes Georgy Bush look intelligent, but I'd let him have a grope. That's all he wants anyway, the cunting perv. A good feel and he's happy.
Chunk 09-20-2007, 08:32 PM http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/71A9FHT05GL._SS500_.gif
**** but brilliant!!!
TheHoff! 09-20-2007, 08:35 PM **** but brilliant!!!
That describes Arnie perfectly.
BrooklynBomber 09-20-2007, 09:11 PM Arnie was the best, imo.
No one had that much unintentional charisma.
Southpaw Stinger 09-20-2007, 09:24 PM Heheh remember when Arnie used to be in movies? We won't see the like of them days again!
MickyHatton 09-21-2007, 05:32 AM Arnie movies are classically ****e but **** me I love em!
BTW My middle boy was born in Rinteln (Near Paderborn) in Germany and my nickname for him is either Kiaser or Boxhead(German nickname) is that wrong and should I be reported to social services, or is that the least he could expect???
mickeyb 09-21-2007, 07:07 AM BTW My middle boy was born in Rinteln (Near Paderborn) in Germany and my nickname for him is either Kiaser or Boxhead(German nickname) is that wrong and should I be reported to social services, or is that the least he could expect???
Bully.
As for the Arnie films, you gotta love em. The ****ty one-liners are the best. Like on "Commando" He kills a guy with one punch on the plane and pretends that he's asleep to the Air Steward. Arnie goes "Please..do nat distewb my friend...he iz dead..... tired."
TheHoff! 09-21-2007, 07:27 AM BTW My middle boy was born in Rinteln (Near Paderborn) in Germany and my nickname for him is either Kiaser or Boxhead(German nickname) is that wrong and should I be reported to social services, or is that the least he could expect???
Jesus Micky. I think your bairns should be put on the at risk register. The wee lad will surely develop some kind of a kraut complex.
As for the Arnie films, you gotta love em. The ****ty one-liners are the best. Like on "Commando" He kills a guy with one punch on the plane and pretends that he's asleep to the Air Steward. Arnie goes "Please..do nat distewb my friend...he iz dead..... tired."
The cunt could only utter one line at a time without ****ing up or putting off the audience completely with his horrible German accent. You've gotta give the screenwriters credit for working around that.
-CANE- 09-21-2007, 07:57 AM Jesus Micky. I think your bairns should be put on the at risk register. The wee lad will surely develop some kind of a kraut complex.
The cunt could only utter one line at a time without ****ing up or putting off the audience completely with his horrible German accent. You've gotta give the screenwriters credit for working around that.
I told ya about me old man. I used to get called Hitler or Adolf at school. Mind you that's better than what the old cunt wanted to call me.
BRACE YOURSELF - ****in Karl Heinz (Obviously without the ****in part)
**** me I'd have never lived that **** down. Luckily the old dear refused and gave me a good old english name, I feel sorry for the little brother he got the ****ed up german name, not Karl Heinz either something a lot worse, poor cunt.
TheHoff! 09-21-2007, 08:04 AM I told ya about me old man. I used to get called Hitler or Adolf at school. Mind you that's better than what the old cunt wanted to call me.
BRACE YOURSELF - ****in Karl Heinz (Obviously without the ****in part)
**** me I'd have never lived that **** down. Luckily the old dear refused and gave me a good old english name, I feel sorry for the little brother he got the ****ed up german name, not Karl Heinz either something a lot worse, poor cunt.
Yer old man is a sadistic fella aint he. Thank god for yer old dear, imagine the trauma if she hadn't insisted on you getting a good old fashioned english name.
What's your brothers name?
-CANE- 09-21-2007, 08:06 AM Yer old man is a sadistic fella aint he. Thank god for yer old dear, imagine the trauma if she hadn't insisted on you getting a good old fashioned english name.
What's your brothers name?
Helmut - We all call him cheesy
mickeyb 09-21-2007, 08:10 AM Helmut - We all call him cheesy
ha ha ha....you cant be serious !
does he shorten it or use his middle name??
TheHoff! 09-21-2007, 08:12 AM Helmut - We all call him cheesy
Ouch, that's painful. If my old man bestowed a name like that on me I'd hold a mighty grudge so I would.
-CANE- 09-21-2007, 08:25 AM I swear it's true.
And it's even worse with the middle name.
1st name Helmut
Middle name Diederick (the short version of this is Dirk)
So obviously he get's called Cheesy and sometimes Cheesy Dirk.
Luckily he has a great sense of humour, unlike the old man.
mickeyb 09-21-2007, 08:37 AM Poor blighter.
TheHoff! 09-21-2007, 08:48 AM I swear it's true.
And it's even worse with the middle name.
1st name Helmut
Middle name Diederick (the short version of this is Dirk)
So obviously he get's called Cheesy and sometimes Cheesy Dirk.
Luckily he has a great sense of humour, unlike the old man.
You've gotta have a good sense of humour with a name like that though aint yer. A lesser man would crack under the pressure of a name like that.
-CANE- 09-21-2007, 09:14 AM You've gotta have a good sense of humour with a name like that though aint yer. A lesser man would crack under the pressure of a name like that.
Either you embrace it or let it destroy you
Southpaw Stinger 09-21-2007, 10:30 AM meh at least it is spellable. Who in his right mind can spell Schwartzenegger or however the **** it goes. bleedin Germans and their long names!
The Baker Boy 09-21-2007, 10:32 AM meh at least it is spellable. Who in his right mind can spell Schwartzenegger or however the **** it goes. bleedin Germans and their long names!
Msagrain has fits every time he even thinks about writing Arnie's full name.
Southpaw Stinger 09-21-2007, 10:34 AM Msagrain has fits every time he even thinks about writing Arnie's full name.
Me trousersnake went flacid as I typed it. Them German words take it out of me, so they do.
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