I was on the bus earlier tonight and I was sat in front of two bible bashing slags chatting about Jesus and the disciples for the whole pissing journey. I felt like turning round and telling the cunts that Alan shall smite them down for being such boring christian shag monkeys. Bejebus these fanny farts **** me off.

All they need is a good session and a lashing with the trousersnake and they'd soon lighten up...either that or a full frontal lobotomy.

Alan Akbar!

I was on the bus earlier tonight and I was sat in front of two bible bashing slags chatting about Jesus and the disciples for the whole pissing journey. I felt like turning round and telling the cunts that Alan shall smite them down for being such boring christian shag monkeys. Bejebus these fanny farts **** me off.

All they need is a good session and a lashing with the trousersnake and they'd soon lighten up...either that or a full frontal lobotomy.

Alan Akbar!

hahaha

AMEN!!

I was on the bus earlier tonight and I was sat in front of two bible bashing slags chatting about Jesus and the disciples for the whole pissing journey. I felt like turning round and telling the cunts that Alan shall smite them down for being such boring christian shag monkeys. Bejebus these fanny farts **** me off.

All they need is a good session and a lashing with the trousersnake and they'd soon lighten up...either that or a full frontal lobotomy.

Alan Akbar!

In the name of the gardener, the gardener's son and the single holed trousersnake, I pronounce thee a sexy bum boy. So I do. :luvbed:

Alan Akbar!

hahaha

AMEN!!

Hail Alan!

A night with Soutpaw stinger would set em right. They'd be born again Alan worshippers come the morning. Water to wine? **** that, my southpaw can turn a frigid uptight cunt into a flirtatious, insatiable sex maniac in the space of one session.

Southpaw Stinger > Jesus.

In the name of the gardener, the gardener's son and the single holed trousersnake, I pronounce thee a sexy bum boy. So I do. :luvbed:

Alan Akbar!

Alan bless yer Southpaw :luvbed:

You are also a right sexy bum boy :flirt:

Personally i cant relate to people who take religion literally, just take any morality tales and knowledge you might find useful from it, otherwise leave it alone.

Hail Alan!

A night with Soutpaw stinger would set em right. They'd be born again Alan worshippers come the morning. Water to wine? **** that, my southpaw can turn a frigid uptight cunt into a flirtatious, insatiable sex maniac in the space of one session.

Southpaw Stinger > Jesus.

Yer speak the truth, babes. Walk on water? Water keeps well out of my cunting way so it does, it knows I deal only in intoxicants, so I do.

Yer speak the truth, babes. Walk on water? Water keeps well out of my cunting way so it does, it knows I deal only in intoxicants, so I do.

And that's the way it bleeding should be southpaw. All these health freaks that go on about drinking **** loads of water are just as bad as the cunting god botherers imo. Alcoholic beverages are the only liquids a fella should be drinking lots of...well, that and a wee drop of Laddie's special brew.

I can't stand them either.

You f.ags > Bible thumpers

I can't stand them either.

You f.ags > Bible thumpers


cheers jay, much appreciated so it is. You'd make any blind man able to see if yer beef bayonet stood to attention before their eyes. And yer'd make an ark out of steel instead of bleedin timber, so you would.