So i'm taking the ****ing day off work!

They even left my coat behind! Whats the matter! Was it not good enough for ya! Ya ****ing smack heeds!

I swear, if i'd have caught em..

Nothings ****in safe these days. What is the problems with these wankers.
I heard on the radio some jobless car thiefs talking, think they were in glasgow and they were saying they aren't lazy and graft for a living, by stealing 2-3 cars a week. Where I come from that isn't grafting. They wanna try some of the jobs I've done in the past. That would give em a wake up call. I started work 6 weeks after leaving school, and have been out of work for 3 months in 19 years and never signed on the dole. I have worked 100 hours in one week for a period of time. I currently look after my baby son full time during the week and then do between 30 and 40 hours on Saturday and Sunday. I never have a day off, and no matter how hard things get or how low I feel I would never resort to shit like that. I had a drug habit years ago, I'm free now and have been for a while, but no matter how desperate I got I never stole to feed my habit. It's the way I was brought up and in the end the blame has to go with the parents.

My mates car got broken into last week at the Man City v Villa game.

They took nothing but left chip paper on the back seat, it seems they broke in to get out of the rain!!!

My mates car got broken into last week at the Man City v Villa game.

They took nothing but left chip paper on the back seat, it seems they broke in to get out of the rain!!!

Their cunts round here, saying that the rain was bad that night :ugh:

****ing bastards. Just had copper out... says its not worth finger printing. Or even investigating. Lovely stuff.

****ing bastards. Just had copper out... says its not worth finger printing. Or even investigating. Lovely stuff.

Unlucky bud, you'll get a victim support report in the post and that will be that!

**** it. They've done that much damage i've gone round to me dads mate who always has a few motors on sale. Just blew all my wages on a new one (only got paid 5 days ago). Its gonna be a tight ****ing month i tell you.

Thankyou Johnny Smackhead.

what sort of new car have you brought mate?

theres nothing lower than a theif. I left a pair of boxing gloves at a local gym by accident and someone stole them. People have no ****ing morals.

It was a vauxhall corsa.. cheap, but it went everyday. The dashboard had been demolished by this scumbag.

So i've bought, just now, a pergeout 106. Only had one owner, very few miles on teh clock... its alright actually. A diesel too so its good on the fuel bills.

Only problem now, is im proper ****ing skint. Gunna have to not have a good drinking session for a good month.

****!.

the other day my back gate was stolen, i saw the little rotters taking it and never said anything.....didnt want them to take a fence !!

which leads me onto a true story...... my next door neighbour was outside all day one sunday putting in a waist high garden fence for his front garden, it looked lovely, nicely varnished and everything, his mrs mowed the lawn and put a few flowers and gnomes out there....not kidding you he came out on the monday to go to work and the fence was gone and the gnomes.

someone must have drove past and seen him putting it up and thought i'd have that.

we had an email come round at work once saying that one of the hand dryers in the men's toilet had been stolen.....one of the electric one's !! who would put an electric hand dryer up in their home???

nothing is safe anymore !!!

****ing wankers eh.

Oh well...if the coppers do catch them one day, rest assured in the knowledge that they'll get a hefty warning! oooh!

the other day my back gate was stolen, i saw the little rotters taking it and never said anything.....didnt want them to take a fence !!

which leads me onto a true story...... my next door neighbour was outside all day one sunday putting in a waist high garden fence for his front garden, it looked lovely, nicely varnished and everything, his mrs mowed the lawn and put a few flowers and gnomes out there....not kidding you he came out on the monday to go to work and the fence was gone and the gnomes.

someone must have drove past and seen him putting it up and thought i'd have that.

we had an email come round at work once saying that one of the hand dryers in the men's toilet had been stolen.....one of the electric one's !! who would put an electric hand dryer up in their home???

nothing is safe anymore !!!

Someone broke into my office at work, made themselves a brew before ringing a chatline for an hour!

What they didn't know was that we had a hidden CCTV Camera.

oh aye?

Did they toss one out or what?

Meh, I got clamped a few days ago Mick. I tell ya them traffic wardens are crooks in uniforms, so they are. :nonono:

EVERYONE IS A CUNT!! ......except us lot....
















and me mam. She's alright too.

EVERYONE IS A CUNT!! ......except us lot....
















and me mam. She's alright too.

My mam should be locked up for ****in poisoning me and my dad for thirty years. Shes a bingo version of a crack whore!