You stinky bastard take a ****,shave and Shower. Then clean your tub and take a bath. Use some epsom salt and clip your ****ing toenails. Jesus, are you from france?

I'm not from France but I'm pretty ****ing disgusting.

Then you're French.

It's more than a nationality... it's a ****ing way of life.

Lei Tong makes perfect sense.

What does epsom salt do

It takes away aches and pains and it is salt so it is good

What DOESN'T it do? I used a ****load to heal some bruises after my first grappling competition a few years ago, then I put some on some barbequed chicken later that night.

Damn I have bruises all over my arms and back from rolling the other night, Ill give that **** a try.

I looked in our cabinets, we have Iodize salt or something. Same thing?

no. thats the salt you eat. Epsom salt is more coarse.

well ****, i rubbed that **** on my bruises anyway.

shower time