Freshly laid cable

My Ass

And Lysol "Fresh Linnen"



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Must be nice. I haven't pinched a loaf in more than 3 days. I'm not constipated, I'm just keeping them at bay because I'm too lazy to go drop it off.

That is pretty lazy..I am getting Thai for lunch..Extra Hot so I should have a 2nd update before I go to bed tonight

Nice. I've never had thai food, it sounds like it would get my stomach boiling though.

And you ass perculating

I think I will visit my bathroom here shortly, I got somthin brewin and it aint gonna be nice......

do any of you guys have trouble cleaning yourselves up afterwards taking a dump? i always get 98% of it cleaned up, then have to come back like 30 minutes later and drop off a nugget that kept leaving streaks.

Cant say I have that problem, lately they have all been one whipers.......

This thread is turning Allison on......

****ing one wipers are the greatest. i got my ass naired monday and i haven't **** since, nair always reduces the amount of wipe time by a lot.

i usually ask allison all the questions but i'll leave these here, i'm sure she doesn't want to hear about it.

Didnt that hurt? Ive had Icy Hot mix with sweat and get down there before and that was some ****ed up ****.......

nah, tingles for about 5 minutes, it goes away.

You ever get chills where the hair used to be?

i don't think so.

Maybe that is the cause of your "swamp ass" that you where talking about.....

i think the swamp generates from lack of hygiene, i never shower anymore. monday was actually my last shower, i showered when i naired.

Yeah, showering is a good Idea..

i have smooth thighs though.

Originally posted by Cesaro
do any of you guys have trouble cleaning yourselves up afterwards taking a dump? i always get 98% of it cleaned up, then have to come back like 30 minutes later and drop off a nugget that kept leaving streaks.

No I never miss a nugget

Advice: Whipe your ass till the **** ticket is not getting brown streaks.

but won't i get hemmorhoids if i wipe too much/too hard? also, i get chafed up and the bleeding begins.

Take Bzobs advice.......

Blood? WTF. You need to take your swampy ass to the butt docter for an over haul. Blood=not good. Take some iron suplements..that will give you rock hard dook.

you've never had blood spots when you wipe your ass 1000000 times?

I never whipe that much, I take vitamin and i think it makes my poop hard. Only after a night of abuse would my ****e be swampy (Cheap Vodka and Keg Beer)

I have blood every now and then. Haven't for about a month but it's not like it is coming out of my ass so it don't bug me.

I don't have blood in the logs. Just from where I get cut up by the TP from wiping so much.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
I have blood every now and then. Haven't for about a month but it's not like it is coming out of my ass so it don't bug me.

Have you fallen a sleep around Gman lately?

I just finished eating:

Pad Thai - tofu - Extra Hot
Tom Yum Soup
2 Spring Rolls
Tofu Tod


Someones bathroom is getting ****ed up tonight!
Note to self prepare for a burned out "O" ring