View Full Version : I just saw Jackass...


Bluecifer
03-27-2003, 12:32 AM
FUUUUCK! THe paper cut one was CRAZY! I'm prone to them, especially the razor sharp ****in' file folders. I couldn't stand to watch that or the bottlerocket out the ass thing.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 12:33 AM
I haven't seen it yet.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 12:34 AM
I watched it on monday, ****in funny ****........

Zen
03-27-2003, 01:43 AM
When the guy ****s his pants in the van, then goes to the plumbing store and ****s on one of the display toilets. to ****ing hilarious

ruffneck119
03-27-2003, 01:49 AM
I don't understand why they have to show their asses and dicks all the time. And, what was the ****ing point of puting something up that fools ass?

They are funny but I bet they are all ****...

amunra
03-27-2003, 02:03 AM
the piss snow-cone almost made me barf, sick ****ers

Allison
03-27-2003, 08:37 AM
I rented it last night,too. I think the toy car in the ass was hilarious. I couldn't even watch the papercut one..I had to forward through it.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 09:15 AM
I loved the one when they where blowing air horns at the golfers. Also when Butterbean KOed Knoxville in that store. "Is Butterbean okay?".....

Allison
03-27-2003, 09:21 AM
Oh yeah!! The golfer one was great. I laughed my ass off at the one with the molester type mustache came at them threatening to kick their asses.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 09:25 AM
I am going to the hospital, I think I'm a little concussed.

Whoremaster B
03-27-2003, 09:26 AM
Got to see it.


Knoxville is crazy.

when he worked for big brother magazine, OL johnny went out to the desert wearing a bullet proof vest and shot himself point blank in the chest with a .44 magnum.

his friends refused to help him.

realkaps
03-27-2003, 09:28 AM
He gets shot in the gut with a bean bag fired out of a 12 gadge in the movie.....

Bzob
03-27-2003, 09:31 AM
That Big Brother **** was funny as hell.

For some reasons the Pandas make me laugh because my friend and i would do that stuff and i do it to my kids all the time. Also there was a clip of steve O. fumping into the ceiling fan...that caught me off guard and I was laughing.

Kato saw very little humor in this movie.

Prince
03-27-2003, 09:49 AM
I hate Jackass 99% of the time, but what is this about ****ting on themselves and/or ****ting in a hardware store?

Squezze
03-27-2003, 12:09 PM
Man, I love that Jackass ****. I bought the DVD on Tuesday, and I've watched it at least 3 or 4 times since then. I'll never get tired of seeing Johnny Knoxville dressed as a 90 year old man. That **** never gets old.

lightweight
03-27-2003, 03:55 PM
My favorite is the whole ceiling fan scene in the extras.

"Good game buddy"

Tanner Rhoden
03-27-2003, 04:02 PM
I laughed pretty hard when fat ass Preston Lacy broke that park bench and his ass crack was showing......and that old man just stood there with a "WTF just happened" face.

Also, everytime Bam ****s with his dad Phil I laugh my ass off.

handjobs4dollars
03-27-2003, 04:04 PM
When he beats the **** out of phil is classic. Or when bam dug the hole in the yard when phil was cutting the lawn.

Zen
03-27-2003, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
I hate Jackass 99% of the time, but what is this about ****ting on themselves and/or ****ting in a hardware store?

They did a scene where one of the guys goes into a hardware or plumbing store, drops trow, starts reading the paper and takes a **** in the middle of the store in one of the display toilets. Well before they got there, he couldn't hold it and the guy **** in his pants.