What is it? What's the one thing that wakes you in the night screaming?

heights

gman naked.

I'm Daredevil, the fearless man....

Bugs, Bees, wasps, and spiders mostley.....

being average

Mine used to be nuclear war when I was a kid.Back when the US thought the Russians were going to bomb us. Right before Regan was in office. Now It's a dream I have that someone is trying to hurt one of my kids and I keep hitting them and I can't stop them.
Weird dream.

Originally posted by kaps
Bugs, Bees, wasps, and spiders mostley.....

I feel you on that one, little ****ing spiders creep me out, until their guts are on the bottom of my shoe.

My list:
-Cut off my hands
-I become invalid
-the blindness....

Originally posted by xman
gman naked.

Why are you thinking about me naked in the first place.

that is my worst fear, i fear the day i come home and you are naked in my house, i will have to kill many that day.

Sharks and penisectomies.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the ocean. Everything in the ocean freaks me out........

****ing my pants in public

when my son was 1 month old, i was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and there was a drive by at the apartment i was staying at, and my son almost got shot,till this day i have nightmares about that night i wake up crying,shacking,sweating, all that ****, so i would say that my biggest fear would be that ****ever happening again

Originally posted by bob
****ing my pants in public

That's not so bad, after the 3rd or 4th time you'll do it just for ****s and giggles.

i have **** in my pants twice in public, no big deal, nobody noticed though.

spiders are my biggest fear

well arnt you guys open to the world about your body going outta control in public

this message board and people on my AIM buddylist know about any and everything i do that is bad, embarrassing, or weird.

being open is always a good thing, but wouldnt you say just somethings shouldnt be told?

yeah i guess, but i like telling people bad things that happen to me.

i see

Originally posted by Cesaro
yeah i guess, but i like telling people bad things that happen to me.

And we love to hear about 'em! Never stop Mr. Cesaro!

never. sometimes when you tell them and they laugh at you for 15 minutes you kind of think twice, but then it gets kinda funny.

I could never tell stories like that...Like the time I got drunk and passed out standing at the toilet with my pants around my ankles....I would be too embarrassed if anyone found out.

i have all kinds of stories i could tell, just too lazy to type them out. i think being able to not whine and complain would be one of my top 3 biggest fears. people call me "crying ryan" for a reason.

Cesaro, it's ok to cry. And Curly, don't feel bad, if I had a nickel for everytime I sat down to take a ****, passed out drunk, and then woke up in a puddle of my own feces and vomit I'd buy a ****ing Lamborghini.

that reminds me of the time i was trying to clip my toenails when dropping off a few logs, keep in mind i weigh 220lbs. i propped my foot up on the toilet seat and started clipping away, apparently i put too much weight down on it, the toilet seat snapped from the little holders. it went one way, i went the other, i cracked my head against the side of the sink and got meatloaf on my leg.

i also tried to rig the toilet seat back on to look like it hadn't been broken and let the next person think they broke it.

suicide

LMAO at Cesaro, Purity...you should get that fixed, or at least looked at.

I forgot that I have a fear of bats.

Cesaro's storys are great, you should write a book.......

Kaps, an autobiography would be a good idea, i wonder if it would get published? I have considered creating a thread about my ****ed up mishaps instead of derailing every thread I post in.

I imagin it would be a popular thread......

I'd hit it

Go Cesaro

i'll look into that.

i'll make one tomorrow or saturday, my grandmother died so i'll be probably out of town for a day or two.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Purity...you should get that fixed, or at least looked at.

bro i'd never kill myself.
i just have dreams though. kinda sux. i also have dreams that i relapse on old drug and cigarette habits. won't happen though.

I have bad dreams too. Mostly about work, or clowns, or uglos.

i always dreams people are kicking my ass and i can't throw punches or kicks because my arms are too heavy.

no **** ces!!
you too????

dude i ****ing HATE those dreams!!! and you're always fighting someone who's ass you TOTALLY know that you could kick!!!!

yep dude, always feel weighted down. or when i do throw a punch my arm is like a noodle, no damage at all. they ****ing suck.

Thats not a dream man, you where high......

I have dreams where I'm fighting people, laying the smack down, and my punches are doing no damage, or my aim is **** and I can't hit them.

LMFAO @ Cesaro.

Another one of my biggest fears is something terrible happening to my kids.

I fear dwarves...but I mask that fear by throwing them and measuring the distance

I fear being raped or people hurting my family and me not being able to do anything to help them.

Lonliness

Humiliating myself when doing something i tried really hard to be cood at.