View Full Version : I like prescription drugs.
Magic Man 03-26-2003, 05:21 PM The other day I was ****ing around doing stupid **** and I fell hard ass onto my collar bone and it ****ing hurt like ****. I waited a week before I went to the doctor and he was just "it's just a sprain - here, I'll give you some **** that's not even on the market yet!" and I was like "oh yeah! I feel all special!".
After one tablet yesterday, most of the pain is gone. Thank god for modern science and it's prescription drugs.
- m
ps. try heroin.
The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 05:29 PM i want to try ritalin...im focused man.
Magic Man 03-26-2003, 05:31 PM ritalin, what does that do? I'm always up for new ****, panadol and neurofen dont do **** no more.
The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 05:33 PM its for add people...i heard youre ****in focused like a mother **** when you use it
Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 05:35 PM midol and ex lax
Laura 03-26-2003, 05:37 PM vicodin is the ****!!! and demerol...that's good too.
handjobs4dollars 03-26-2003, 05:38 PM Take the pain like a man.
The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 07:35 PM Dick in the blender
yeah that one always gets me going
Curly Howard 03-26-2003, 07:39 PM Viagra!!!!!!!
Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 07:52 PM I don't recommend Viagra, not unless you want to be sporting a diamond cutter for 5 hours.
The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 07:56 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I don't recommend Viagra, not unless you want to be sporting a diamond cutter for 5 hours. But she will think youre the MAN
Curly Howard 03-26-2003, 07:58 PM I like to take it because I can just sleep
Fallout 03-26-2003, 08:01 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
midol and ex lax
add a bowl of chili and paint brush and you have a modern art masterpiece
Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 08:05 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
But she will think youre the MAN
Interesting...I never stopped to consider what she might think...I guess it just never crossed my mind.
Tanner Rhoden 03-26-2003, 08:46 PM This thread makes me happy
Fallout 03-26-2003, 08:52 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This thread makes me happy
I'm SHOCKED
Kempo Chris 03-26-2003, 09:24 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This thread makes me happy
dammit tanner
crush ritalin up and snort it, try it out guys.
if you die, don't ssay i told ya.
Prince 03-26-2003, 10:16 PM I broke my collar bone and didn't get anything special.
realkaps 03-26-2003, 11:03 PM Crush Paxil and snort that, its fun.......
Curly Howard 03-26-2003, 11:04 PM no
realkaps 03-26-2003, 11:06 PM After your nose stops bleeding its all gravy.......
Curly Howard 03-26-2003, 11:12 PM hey you're right
realkaps 03-26-2003, 11:14 PM Told ya.....
Squezze 03-27-2003, 12:12 AM Originally posted by Tdiddy42
crush ritalin up and snort it, try it out guys.
Many ritalin have passed over the walls of my nose. They give you a dandy lift, holmes.
Bluecifer 03-27-2003, 12:35 AM This thread seems to have taken an unfortunate turn.......... Oooops! Did I do that?!?
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 01:10 AM A friend of mine became semi addicted to morphine after a knee reconstruction. He was getting sweats and everything the days after he was taken off of it.
We all laughed at him and altered his crutches so he would fall down
realkaps 03-27-2003, 01:15 AM How thoughtful......
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 01:18 AM yes...we all thought so.
He moved out and returned to his mothers. We were happy as we didn't want to hear him whinge anymore "My knee hurts" "My stitches are tearing" "Is it bad if your foot turns black?"
but sad also as our crippled plaything had left
ruffneck119 03-27-2003, 01:34 AM You should have kicked his as before he left for good times sake :)
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 01:38 AM We didn't help him pack out of protest.
That was 9 years ago and we still beat on him occassionally
Magic Man 03-27-2003, 04:28 AM Originally posted by seldomTap
A friend of mine became semi addicted to morphine after a knee reconstruction. He was getting sweats and everything the days after he was taken off of it.
We all laughed at him and altered his crutches so he would fall down
haha, thats almost as funny as me flicking my piss over the door of an occupied toilet stall and getting caught.
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 04:55 AM sick ****!
submission_guy 03-27-2003, 05:23 AM hehe, over the next few months i will probably be on a lot of painkillers, i will let you know which ones are good :)
realkaps 03-27-2003, 06:13 AM They are all good.....
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 06:16 AM especially when mixed with large amounts of alcohol
realkaps 03-27-2003, 06:26 AM Thats the best, take a handfull of them and down them with a pint of 100 proof schnapps, then see how long you can stay awake, and breathing.......
seldomTap 03-27-2003, 06:57 AM As long as you pass out and lay on your side, it is all good
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