View Full Version : I like prescription drugs.


Magic Man
03-26-2003, 05:21 PM
The other day I was ****ing around doing stupid **** and I fell hard ass onto my collar bone and it ****ing hurt like ****. I waited a week before I went to the doctor and he was just "it's just a sprain - here, I'll give you some **** that's not even on the market yet!" and I was like "oh yeah! I feel all special!".

After one tablet yesterday, most of the pain is gone. Thank god for modern science and it's prescription drugs.

- m

ps. try heroin.

The Ensanity
03-26-2003, 05:29 PM
i want to try ritalin...im focused man.

Magic Man
03-26-2003, 05:31 PM
ritalin, what does that do? I'm always up for new ****, panadol and neurofen dont do **** no more.

The Ensanity
03-26-2003, 05:33 PM
its for add people...i heard youre ****in focused like a mother **** when you use it

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 05:35 PM
midol and ex lax

Laura
03-26-2003, 05:37 PM
vicodin is the ****!!! and demerol...that's good too.

handjobs4dollars
03-26-2003, 05:38 PM
Take the pain like a man.

bob
03-26-2003, 07:32 PM
beroca and ging sing

The Ensanity
03-26-2003, 07:35 PM
Dick in the blender

bob
03-26-2003, 07:38 PM
yeah that one always gets me going

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 07:39 PM
Viagra!!!!!!!

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 07:52 PM
I don't recommend Viagra, not unless you want to be sporting a diamond cutter for 5 hours.

The Ensanity
03-26-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I don't recommend Viagra, not unless you want to be sporting a diamond cutter for 5 hours. But she will think youre the MAN

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 07:58 PM
I like to take it because I can just sleep

Fallout
03-26-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
midol and ex lax

add a bowl of chili and paint brush and you have a modern art masterpiece

Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
But she will think youre the MAN

Interesting...I never stopped to consider what she might think...I guess it just never crossed my mind.

Tanner Rhoden
03-26-2003, 08:46 PM
This thread makes me happy

Fallout
03-26-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This thread makes me happy

I'm SHOCKED

Kempo Chris
03-26-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
This thread makes me happy

dammit tanner

Tom
03-26-2003, 09:55 PM
crush ritalin up and snort it, try it out guys.

Tom
03-26-2003, 09:55 PM
if you die, don't ssay i told ya.

Prince
03-26-2003, 10:16 PM
I broke my collar bone and didn't get anything special.

realkaps
03-26-2003, 11:03 PM
Crush Paxil and snort that, its fun.......

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 11:04 PM
no

realkaps
03-26-2003, 11:06 PM
After your nose stops bleeding its all gravy.......

Curly Howard
03-26-2003, 11:12 PM
hey you're right

realkaps
03-26-2003, 11:14 PM
Told ya.....

Squezze
03-27-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Tdiddy42
crush ritalin up and snort it, try it out guys.


Many ritalin have passed over the walls of my nose. They give you a dandy lift, holmes.

Bluecifer
03-27-2003, 12:35 AM
This thread seems to have taken an unfortunate turn.......... Oooops! Did I do that?!?

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 01:10 AM
A friend of mine became semi addicted to morphine after a knee reconstruction. He was getting sweats and everything the days after he was taken off of it.

We all laughed at him and altered his crutches so he would fall down

realkaps
03-27-2003, 01:15 AM
How thoughtful......

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 01:18 AM
yes...we all thought so.

He moved out and returned to his mothers. We were happy as we didn't want to hear him whinge anymore "My knee hurts" "My stitches are tearing" "Is it bad if your foot turns black?"

but sad also as our crippled plaything had left

ruffneck119
03-27-2003, 01:34 AM
You should have kicked his as before he left for good times sake :)

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 01:38 AM
We didn't help him pack out of protest.

That was 9 years ago and we still beat on him occassionally

Magic Man
03-27-2003, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by seldomTap
A friend of mine became semi addicted to morphine after a knee reconstruction. He was getting sweats and everything the days after he was taken off of it.

We all laughed at him and altered his crutches so he would fall down

haha, thats almost as funny as me flicking my piss over the door of an occupied toilet stall and getting caught.

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 04:55 AM
sick ****!

submission_guy
03-27-2003, 05:23 AM
hehe, over the next few months i will probably be on a lot of painkillers, i will let you know which ones are good :)

realkaps
03-27-2003, 06:13 AM
They are all good.....

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 06:16 AM
especially when mixed with large amounts of alcohol

realkaps
03-27-2003, 06:26 AM
Thats the best, take a handfull of them and down them with a pint of 100 proof schnapps, then see how long you can stay awake, and breathing.......

seldomTap
03-27-2003, 06:57 AM
As long as you pass out and lay on your side, it is all good