Bluecifer
03-26-2003, 04:24 PM
touch it.
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View Full Version : Go on... Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:24 PM touch it. The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 04:28 PM *touched it* Now i feel dirty and homo erotic Laura 03-26-2003, 04:35 PM you touch it...freak! Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:38 PM Originally posted by Laura you touch it...freak! C'mon baby...it's ok. It won't hurt you, Ensanity touched it(even though i'm not gay) and he's alright...you might even like it. Don't be afraid... Rock Dog 03-26-2003, 04:38 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge touch it. That's what the man who took me for a ride in the car said.... Rock Dog 03-26-2003, 04:39 PM Laura will you touch your own? Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:40 PM I'll give you a snickers bar and some skittles... ruffneck119 03-26-2003, 04:41 PM *touches himself* I figured it was best if I did. ruffneck119 03-26-2003, 04:41 PM *touches himself* I figured it was best if I did. Laura 03-26-2003, 04:41 PM bb...you DO sound like a bit of a pederass (you have to be familiar with 'The Big Lebowski' to get that one)...or not...anywho...you're scaring me and making me feel gross...CUT THAT **** OUT! :) rock...that's something I like to save for other times...ie my "it's almost 11 pm est" thread from the other day... Laura 03-26-2003, 04:42 PM snickers and skittles...you better give me some rubber gloves and 40 cc's of penicillin! who knows where your ****'s been!!! ;) Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:44 PM Originally posted by Laura ...you're scaring me and making me feel gross...CUT THAT **** OUT! :) Sometimes I have that effect on people...:crazy2: Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:45 PM Originally posted by Laura snickers and skittles...you better give me some rubber gloves and 40 cc's of penicillin! who knows where your ****'s been!!! ;) I'm as pure as the undriven snow... :noangel: Laura 03-26-2003, 04:48 PM yeah...sure...is your eye still ****ed...who cares...you're still creepin' me out... ruffneck119 03-26-2003, 04:49 PM *touches himself* For good measure... The Ensanity 03-26-2003, 04:50 PM Originally posted by ruffneck *touches himself* For good measure... HAHAHAHHAA Laura 03-26-2003, 04:51 PM don't you mean "to try and measure"? just curious... :) Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:52 PM My eye is completely healed, however I did manage to slam my finger in my car door . Hurt like a bastard. Now my fingernail is turning black. Why are you creeped out Laura? I just wanted you to help me check for testicular cancer...I wish you'd get your mind out of the gutter...Why does everything with you involve something sexual or dirty? Laura 03-26-2003, 04:56 PM bb...you're right...i do need to get my head out of the gutter...i'll check your balls for you...you know the drill...turn and cough. Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 04:57 PM *cough* *cough* Laura 03-26-2003, 04:59 PM are you coughing...or is that the asthma? Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 05:01 PM Coughing, my lungs feel pretty good today. Laura 03-26-2003, 05:06 PM that's good...'cause your balls are suckin'...all three will need to be removed...oops...was that a secret? i mean both... Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 05:12 PM No your right, I have 3 balls, but over the years I've gotten attached to my boys and will not be eunicked... Laura 03-26-2003, 05:17 PM then you'll just have to suffer while your testicular cancer eats away at the jewels and leaves you alone and...ummm...i don't think that's a word so I'll say....sans balls...what will all of your hunnies think? you'll have to break it to them slowly, but the truth is always the best...try to get a severence bone out of of 'em though... Bluecifer 03-26-2003, 05:20 PM *breaks into tears* *runs away screaming "NOOOOOOO....not my nutz!!!"* |