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amunra
03-25-2003, 07:08 AM
''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

''Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day''

''Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok''

''Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.''

The Ensanity
03-25-2003, 03:20 PM
If you got skeletons in your closet, hang your clothes on a chair. (http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3526&highlight=grave+sleep)

Aaron Bizarre
03-25-2003, 03:24 PM
"Locks on your door defeats its purpose"

Piedra
03-25-2003, 03:29 PM
Tampons are good for the guard.
Rickson Gracie.

Aaron Bizarre
03-25-2003, 03:38 PM
"If it smells like colonge, leave it alone"

realkaps
03-25-2003, 04:54 PM
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot......

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 04:55 PM
pork....the other white meat

Bluecifer
03-25-2003, 07:03 PM
k

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 07:15 PM
what would you do for a klon***e bar?

Bluecifer
03-25-2003, 07:16 PM
Too many carbos and sugar...

Curly Howard
03-25-2003, 07:20 PM
wax on wax off?

Fallout
03-25-2003, 08:27 PM
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly fingers