Is it really wrong for me to hide at night till 12 am in the morning, with the lights turned off, the curtains slightly opened, wanking to unsuspecting pedestrians going for a stroll?

Discuss...

not only is not wrong...it is extremely healthy.

Keep up the good work friend

yay!

your ****ing weird man

**** you kalamazoo poo

didn't say it was wrong, just that your ****ing weird.

Plus Kalamazoo is the center of the universe.

the center of your mind is more like it which is pretty damn small

Hi.

That's great, you should crack your window a lil' bit and see if you can hit one of the pedestrians with a big wad of splooge, they'd probably just think it was bird crap so you'd probably still be safe. Good luck.

Originally posted by Zen420
That's great, you should crack your window a lil' bit and see if you can hit one of the pedestrians with a big wad of splooge, they'd probably just think it was bird crap so you'd probably still be safe. Good luck.

Thanks for your input, but I already tried that. Exit velocity is insufficient to reach the pavement I'm afraid.