View Full Version : Why does a new bed improve your sex life?


Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:47 PM
or any furniture? Why do men feel the need to break in new stuff by having sex on it.....Couch, bed, riding lawn mower?

Prince
03-24-2003, 10:49 PM
I just got a new computer chair, nobody to break it in with though.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:50 PM
Becuase you paid for it. The woman wanted it. You gave her a loan so it's time to collect.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:50 PM
It's not really yours untill you have sex on it