View Full Version : Intellects Part 3: Human cloning and the fountain of youth...


Magic Man
03-24-2003, 10:40 PM
I just read an article about Clonaid - apparently the first cloning company in the world, started by that weird religious guy called Rael.

They have published photos of what they claim to be the third cloned baby, but quite honestly, the photographic evidence is about as sound a statement as me posting a picture of a ferrari and saying that is my second car that i use on weekends.

But, nevertheless it got me thinking,what do you think about the issue of human cloning? Are you for or against it?

Certainly here are moral implications which seem unholy (what is unholy? Can you define it?), but if you look past it, I personally think that cloning certainly has many benefits, one of which is that perhaps it is the most tangible key to the door of the fountain of youth and eternal life. Is it really so bad to take advantage of something that we as a human race has sought so hard to find?

Sure it is unnatural, and perhaps god, if he exists, never meant for us to live more than one lifetime - but how many things on this earth is "unholy" if viewed in this light? I'm sure as **** certain if god is unpleased about cloning, which promotes life, he sure as heck aint happy about the murders, the mayhem and environmental ass raping we are giving to this planet.

So what really is stopping us? Is this the new millenium's version of the "Church burning people at the stake for claiming the world is round"? It is simply that the human race, the propagation of it, the survival of the human race is being held back by archaic laws?

Remeber the Incans, their culture was ****ed over because of their belief in the ability to read the will of the gods in the stars - could the human race be ****ed by our belief that this is wrong?

- m

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:41 PM
Does the world need two of me?

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:46 PM
Yes, yes it does, and I like this subject magic. Yay for brain stem research, and religious implications suck...

bob
03-24-2003, 10:48 PM
if there where 20 brintney spears's id have a better chance of ****ing her.......so yes for cloning

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:52 PM
Steal some of her blood and you could have your own. You have to raise it for a few years like 18. But after that it's like your ****ing your own kid.

bob
03-24-2003, 10:55 PM
nah **** it ........to much work, ill just continue to hump the poster i have stuck on my wall

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:56 PM
No just picture it. On her 18 birthday here's your gift now get undressed.

bob
03-24-2003, 10:59 PM
yeah but 18 years dudee, thats to long to wait even for britney,

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by gman
Steal some of her blood and you could have your own. You have to raise it for a few years like 18. But after that it's like your ****ing your own kid.

actually no...dolly went almost straight to adulthood before falling apart...in theoey you could have fully grown 18 year brainless britaany in just a few years...

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:00 PM
No you grow them like a 100 at a time and you sell them to people. Don't you ever think?

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:02 PM
I try to avoid it...makes my head hurt.

bob
03-24-2003, 11:04 PM
like corn?

Fallout
03-24-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by bob
if there where 20 brintney spears's id have a better chance of ****ing her.......so yes for cloning

that is the best argument for cloning I have ever heard

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:07 PM
Yeah people would pay about 400,000$ for a britney sex slave. It would cost about 140,000 to raise them. You don't have to teach them to read or anything.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:09 PM
Infact you shouldn't. the dumber the better.

bob
03-24-2003, 11:13 PM
they dumber they are the less chance of calling the cops

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:17 PM
You still have to let then go to school. You know blowjobs 101, stripping 202, learn to talk dirty in a weekend.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by gman
You still have to let then go to school. You know blowjobs 101, stripping 202, learn to talk dirty in a weekend.

I prefer home schooling for those subjects....my methods are somewhat unconventional...

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:22 PM
yeah I would like to give britney a oral exam.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:32 PM
I would like to look at her *****, I guess tha's just where we differ...

seldomTap
03-25-2003, 02:07 AM
I swear I started a thought provoking and evocative topic about cloning a week or so ago...I guess if Magic is to copy anyone, I am his best role model in these parts

Magic Man
03-25-2003, 02:37 AM
I never saw that. Oh well.