It was a right pile of pants. I didn't know what the bollocks those cunting felines were going on about. I mean doing backflips and singing is all very well but there was no bloody story to it. Lloyd Webber must have been as high as Amy Winehouse when he wrote it. What a cunt eh!

If I was Welter I would have just wanked me way through the show, but as it is I was bored as ****.

I feel for you, babes.

I feel for you, babes.

I'd like to feel you :flirt:

Fondle away, my love.

Fondle away, my love.

Will do darling. Let's hope the trousersnake fondler gets in the action as well.

Laddie, have yer got any ideas for avatar pwnages? Now I've got a fair few bob I can change quite a few cunts avatars.

Will do darling. Let's hope the trousersnake fondler gets in the action as well.

Laddie, have yer got any ideas for avatar pwnages? Now I've got a fair few bob I can change quite a few cunts avatars.

The Floyd fans need a good avatar pwnage, so they do.

How to go about it though.... i have no idea.

The Floyd fans need a good avatar pwnage, so they do.

How to go about it though.... i have no idea.

Maybe Annie could make us a few Floyd pwnage photoshop avatar jobbies, then we could dish out some pwnage to all the Floyd fans. That'd be a fine days pwnage so it would.

Sorry to hear that babes. I hope it was better than my evening on the ****ter.

Cats? I ****ing hate Cats. More of a dog person.

I went to the pics 2nite. Went and saw "1408". A Stephen King book, turned to film - like they all are.

not bad at all. Had the bloke sat next to me jumping up and down in his seat, but that was only when he found my **** popping through the popcorn box. Ho ho ho. Just kidding.

It was alright. Its got Samuel L Jackson in it - so it was bound to be good when he was in it. At one point he's asked about the hotel room and goes "THE ROOM IS MOTHER ****ING EVIL!"

Basically i writer goes to spend a night in a haunted room. Its haunted to ****. Will he survive... we shall see. Loads of jumpy bits and tension. Theres a good bit where he's trapped in an air vent and a zombie is chasing him whilst being trapped..so he's wriggling.

it was alright anyway.

Sorry to hear that babes. I hope it was better than my evening on the ****ter.

It was enough to put me off the furry felines so it was. If Jimmy comes back and offers me a threesome with him and the catman I might even refuse, that's how bad the show was.

A night on the ****ter, that's a bit of a cunt. What would yer do with those currys eh, they play havoc with the old bowels so they do. What can yer do though, a currys there to be eaten, just as beer is there to be drank. One night on the ****ter is a small price to pay eh southpaw.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

Maybe Annie could make us a few Floyd pwnage photoshop avatar jobbies, then we could dish out some pwnage to all the Floyd fans. That'd be a fine days pwnage so it would.

It's a bit subtle, mind...

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5041/floyd****pv1.jpg

Cats? I ****ing hate Cats. More of a dog person.

I went to the pics 2nite. Went and saw "1408". A Stephen King book, turned to film - like they all are.

not bad at all. Had the bloke sat next to me jumping up and down in his seat, but that was only when he found my **** popping through the popcorn box. Ho ho ho. Just kidding.

It was alright. Its got Samuel L Jackson in it - so it was bound to be good when he was in it. At one point he's asked about the hotel room and goes "THE ROOM IS MOTHER ****ING EVIL!"

Basically i writer goes to spend a night in a haunted room. Its haunted to ****. Will he survive... we shall see. Loads of jumpy bits and tension. Theres a good bit where he's trapped in an air vent and a zombie is chasing him whilst being trapped..so he's wriggling.

it was alright anyway.
Sounds good mickey. I might go see that, if only to see old Sammy L say "the room is mother ****ing evil!"

The bloke next to me was singing along to one of the songs at one point. I felt like slapping the cunt.

It was enough to put me off the furry felines so it was. If Jimmy comes back and offers me a threesome with him and the catman I might even refuse, that's how bad the show was.

A night on the ****ter, that's a bit of a cunt. What would yer do with those currys eh, they play havoc with the old bowels so they do. What can yer do though, a currys there to be eaten, just as beer is there to be drank. One night on the ****ter is a small price to pay eh southpaw.

Am I right? I'm not wrong.

The Hoff and wrong cannot be mentioned in the same breath, so they can't. I will put up with losing half a stone in one evening as I think a red hot curry downed by larger is well worth it, so I do.
I shall continue with me current diet, for no man can survive simply on the green stuff (them veggie fellas are in denial).

And on that note, I'm opening another can. :beerchug:

It's a bit subtle, mind...

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5041/floyd****pv1.jpg

That'll do. When I get back from work tomorrow i'm gonna give every floyd fan in NSB that avatar. Might take a while though, maybe I'll get 2tough to do the job for me. He'll enjoy it so he will, it'll be like a throwback to his karma pwnage days.

The Hoff and wrong cannot be mentioned in the same breath, so they can't. I will put up with losing half a stone in one evening as I think a red hot curry downed by larger is well worth it, so I do.
I shall continue with me current diet, for no man can survive simply on the green stuff (them veggie fellas are in denial).

And on that note, I'm opening another can. :beerchug:

That's the way southpaw. I bleeding admire yer spirit so I do.

Incidentally, fellas that are veggie must be gay, so they obviously eat meat anyway and are actually in denial. How's about that for logic eh. All bum boys should have a good red hot chicken curry in their diet.

I saw Cats in London in 1989. I got turned on when the one cat came meowing over near my seat.

Will do darling. Let's hope the trousersnake fondler gets in the action as well.

Laddie, have yer got any ideas for avatar pwnages? Now I've got a fair few bob I can change quite a few cunts avatars.

In my humble opinion i think tech skill deserves a peter crouch avatar.

In my humble opinion i think tech skill deserves a peter crouch avatar.

That's a bleeding great idea so it is. Consider it done.

That's a bleeding great idea so it is. Consider it done.

Av' yer been delivering some top notch pwnage tonight, babes?

Av' yer been delivering some top notch pwnage tonight, babes?

I'm just embarking on me voyage of pwnage right now southpaw. Are there any particular Floyd fans on this site who you'd like to see an avatar pwnage delivered to?

Check out tech skill's new avatar btw fellas. I'm sure he'll like it. Next time he's getting this one:

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/fat-ronaldo.jpg

I'm just embarking on me voyage of pwnage right now southpaw. Are there any particular Floyd fans on this site who you'd like to see an avatar pwnage delivered to?

Check out tech skill's new avatar btw fellas. I'm sure he'll like it. Next time he's getting this one:

http://digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/fat-ronaldo.jpg


errrm all of the cunts! :luvbed:

errrm all of the cunts! :luvbed:

I gave $in an avatar pwnage but the avatar aint that big and you cant see it that well, so it's really not a great pwnage.

I've let meself down :o

I gave $in an avatar pwnage but the avatar aint that big and you cant see it that well, so it's really not a great pwnage.

I've let meself down :o

you can never let me down, babes. Seeing just one floyd fan pwned will make me day, so it will.

you can never let me down, babes. Seeing just one floyd fan pwned will make me day, so it will.

Turns out I didn't let meself down anyway. The avatar is actually a decent size so it is.

DiegoFuego has just got a piece of the action as well.