View Full Version : In what order would you **** Girls Aloud?


!! Anorak
09-08-2007, 01:09 PM
I'd go...


Cheryl Tweedy (obviously)

The biftaish one (Kimberley)


Then either Nadine or Sarah, depending on mood.

Then last, the ginge. (obviously).

ArturoBalboa
09-08-2007, 02:14 PM
I'd go...


Cheryl Tweedy (obviously)

The biftaish one (Kimberley)


Then either Nadine or Sarah, depending on mood.

Then last, the ginge. (obviously).


I'd go

Kimberely

Cheryl ( I'm gonna get ****ed for this)

Nadine

Sarah

Ginge (obviously)

Like the sig.

Oasis_Lad
09-08-2007, 02:17 PM
My order:

The Tweedster

Nadine

Kimberley

Sarah

The Ginge

The Monk
09-08-2007, 03:23 PM
1.Sarah has to be first for me, she is somewhere close to perfection.
2.Cheyrl
3.kimberly
4.nadine
5.do I have to?

The Noose
09-08-2007, 04:15 PM
Harding
Harding
Harding
Tweedy
Harding
Harding
Tweedy
Tweedy
Harding
Tweedy
Tweddy
Ginge
Kimberly
Harding
Harding
Ginge.

Oasis_Lad
09-08-2007, 04:17 PM
Harding
Harding
Harding
Tweedy
Harding
Harding
Tweedy
Tweedy
Harding
Tweedy
Tweddy
Ginge
Kimberly
Harding
Harding
Ginge.


You wouldn't slip your beef bayonet between Nadine's gammon lips?

BrooklynBomber
09-08-2007, 04:30 PM
I would go with that tall, sexy blond and everyone else in that crew can **** off.

!! Anorak
09-08-2007, 05:47 PM
Cheryl Tweedy can **** off???

Anyway, maybe I should have said "in what order would you do four members of Girls Aloud?" just make it quicker, you know?

Jim_Davis
09-08-2007, 05:48 PM
1.Sarah
2.Cheyrl
3.kimberly
4.nadine
5.Basil Brush

BrooklynBomber
09-08-2007, 07:56 PM
Cheryl Tweedy can **** off???

Anyway, maybe I should have said "in what order would you do four members of Girls Aloud?" just make it quicker, you know?

I just don't feel Cheryl anymore, everyone else in that crew(besides the tall blond) does not look like much.


The tall blond is hot though, you could tell many generations of good genes and upbringing.
Tweedy, imo, looks too generic lately.
She done everything wrong.

The Iron Man
09-08-2007, 08:54 PM
1.Kimberely

2/3 depends how i feel . Cheryl Nadine

4.Sarah

5.ginger
.

ArturoBalboa
09-08-2007, 09:40 PM
I just don't feel Cheryl anymore, everyone else in that crew(besides the tall blond) does not look like much.


The tall blond is hot though, you could tell many generations of good genes and upbringing.
Tweedy, imo, looks too generic lately.
She done everything wrong.

I know there 's a cheryl appreciation thread but most of her pics have airbrushed her nose . She has a bit of a conk on her in her interviews, i'm a bit funny like that, don't like a big beak on the birds i fancy.

mickeyb
09-08-2007, 09:56 PM
Oh i don't ****ing know!!! I'd **** all of them and any of them if they were up for it.

Jesus... but if they were in line and i had to give all my energy to one.. it'd be the blonde one.

BrooklynBomber
09-08-2007, 10:22 PM
I know there 's a cheryl appreciation thread but most of her pics have airbrushed her nose . She has a bit of a conk on her in her interviews, i'm a bit funny like that, don't like a big beak on the birds i fancy.

Well, that's what I hate, if a girl got a little flaw it makes her look better sometimes, more humane and sexy. The "airbrushiness" just make her look waay too generic, I mean you can get any "skin" magazine and see another dozen of chicks who look just like her.

But that's just me.

The Noose
09-08-2007, 10:45 PM
You wouldn't slip your beef bayonet between Nadine's gammon lips?


I got Kimberly and Nadne confused.
I dont like Kimberly at all.
I wouldnt want to touch that enormous chipmunk forehead of hers unless i was desperate, which i am, so i actually would.

If i had to do all four in a row, one after the other....

Harding
Tweedy
Nadine (whilst looking at pictures of Harding)
Ginge in a school girls outfit
Kimberly (for cash)

!! Anorak
09-09-2007, 07:22 AM
I remember an interview where Kimberley said the others called her "blow job lips". When pressed on the matter, she said "I've never had any complaints".

Welter_Skelter
09-09-2007, 08:12 AM
I'll just **** Carol Vorderman 5 times .. If that's all right with you guys...

Naps
09-14-2007, 07:08 AM
#1 Sarah
#2 Cheryl
#3 Kimberley
#4 Nadine
#5 The other one.

MickyHatton
09-14-2007, 08:17 AM
All at once please, in vat of larger.

Exige Jr
09-14-2007, 09:16 AM
You'd want to **** them, would they want to **** you son? Me no think so.

Tuggers1986
09-14-2007, 09:22 AM
I'd go

Kimberely

Cheryl ( I'm gonna get ****ed for this)

Nadine

Sarah

Ginge (obviously)

Like the sig.

Id go that order aswell.

Id **** Kimberly ATLEAST 25 times before i moved on aswell.

!! Anorak
09-14-2007, 06:50 PM
You'd want to **** them, would they want to **** you son? Me no think so.

They ****in' would.

mickeyb
09-14-2007, 06:58 PM
As soon as they see Anoraks BS high points score and impecible karma bar, that ***** is practically on a plate for the boy.

Exige Jr
09-14-2007, 07:06 PM
They ****in' would.
Me > You.

Son.

ArturoBalboa
09-14-2007, 07:25 PM
Id go that order aswell.

Id **** Kimberly ATLEAST 25 times before i moved on aswell.

This is a good point, why would i want to progress down the order, it'd be like a **** version of the green mile with the ginge as the electric chair.
If its the order of most ****able then my order stands, if its the order i'd **** em in then i'd reverse my 1-5 so that ginge gets 2 mins tops of machine gun bum love culminating in me kidnapping kimberely in a white van with cuffs and a mattress in the back to **** forever.

I hope they know what doting fans they've got.

Likely_Lad
09-15-2007, 04:56 AM
I go in reverse order with Gingerlice first, that way I'd progress past my fast vinegar strokes first with her and then move on to Sarah then Kimberly then Nadine then if I have any energy left I would finish off with Cheryl (take her or leave her to be honest simply because shes a gobby cow who's married to Ashley Cole albeit with great tats)

ArturoBalboa
09-15-2007, 07:53 AM
hey tuggers, what order what you put Take That in, using your patented cheeky vimto scale, 1 jug being a hot piece of ass and 10 jugs a minger

Ha ha, just kidding mate.