View Full Version : How was work Kaps?


The Golden Bear
03-24-2003, 06:50 PM
Have fun?

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 06:51 PM
He makes trusses for guys who get hernias, but I don't think he got to start today.

Tammy
03-24-2003, 06:53 PM
They fired him already.

realkaps
03-24-2003, 06:55 PM
They told me to come back next week, **** them.......

Tammy
03-24-2003, 06:59 PM
They're trying to let you down gently.

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:01 PM
I dont care, I think I will start selling drugs......

Tammy
03-24-2003, 07:04 PM
Didn't this happened to you at your last job? And they never called you back.......

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:05 PM
Good. That's a growth industry. Also, you don't have to advertise, the **** sells itself! Not to mention the return rate of your crack addicted customers! There are many perks to that with just a few setbacks. 2 notables being the possibilty of getting murdered by your competors and the anal rape that you'll be sure to get in the correctional facilicty that you'll be visiting from time to time...

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:07 PM
Not too much competion around here, and I have no felonys on my adult record yet so I shouldnt go to prison for a while.....

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:10 PM
No felonies on your ADULT record huh? That's good, also don't forget the crank whores...that perk alone makes it worth it. You'll be up to ears drug addicted tits and ass! If you talk to a lawyer before you begin and put him on retainer, serious jail time becomes very unlikely. Where in Cali is there not much competition?

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:14 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/07/14/missing.intern/dateline.calif.modesto.jpg

Tammy
03-24-2003, 07:15 PM
You would get tons of business in my household as well as my neighborhood.

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:16 PM
There is alot of meth around, and the mexicans take care of all the weed and heroin, but good extacy, shrooms, and coke are hard to find, I think that those are the drugs I need too sell.....

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:18 PM
I thought crank was real big in those places. I lived most of my life in Pismo Beach and we would get to meet quite a few hard partin' girls from Visalia, Fresno, Bakersfield and yes Modesto.

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:21 PM
Meth=Crank, yeah lots of ****in tweekers around here......

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:29 PM
That's what I thought. Sounds like it will be fairly easy for you to establish a natural market! Just remember, don't get high on your own supply and you'll be fine. You'll have them hoes suckin' your dick for a line in no time! Damn, that sounds fun! A job that has everything except benefits!

realkaps
03-24-2003, 07:32 PM
I dont want to get into that ****, I hate tweekers......

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 07:34 PM
They are annoying, that's for sure. Whenever I see one I'm like SHUT-THE-****-UP-*****! Maybe slingin' heroin or exctasy are more suited to your tastes...

Purity
03-24-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I dont want to get into that ****, I hate tweekers......

smart move.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 08:28 PM
I have a pain right here

realkaps
03-24-2003, 08:48 PM
Dont touch it.....

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 08:49 PM
I can't stop....It's like when you loose a tooth

realkaps
03-24-2003, 08:51 PM
I see.....

LukeDothSucketh
03-24-2003, 09:04 PM
I swallowed a tooth once, it was good.

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 09:06 PM
I lost a tooth.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 09:07 PM
I would kill someone for a Dr.Pepper right now

LukeDothSucketh
03-24-2003, 09:10 PM
that is a high quality soft drink curly

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 09:12 PM
Go to the store and kill the cleck.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 09:14 PM
but then I would have to move....Too much effort...I would rather just ***** about how SOMEONE always forgets to pick up my soda when they're at the store....It's more fun that way

HockeyFighter
03-24-2003, 09:20 PM
true

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 09:22 PM
plus I'm still pissed I got busy and missed the Blues Stars game Sunday and all the fights

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:30 PM
I wish that you huys wouls kkep the hockey talk in the hockey thread that kaps was nice enough tom ake.

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:31 PM
I wish you would type in engrish

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:34 PM
Don't make me come over there...I'm tired at your constant criticims about my drinking...

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:35 PM
I didn't say anything about your alcoholism....I just said your typing sucks

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:37 PM
Oh, that's ok then...

HockeyFighter
03-24-2003, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
plus I'm still pissed I got busy and missed the Blues Stars game Sunday and all the fights
me too, in was on TSN and I missed it

realkaps
03-24-2003, 10:50 PM
Who cares....

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:51 PM
I care

realkaps
03-24-2003, 10:52 PM
Stop caring.....

HockeyFighter
03-24-2003, 10:53 PM
me too

Finley got 4 games for nothing

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 10:55 PM
he left the box

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 10:56 PM
what kaps said...it involves figure skating gaymos...

realkaps
03-24-2003, 10:57 PM
You disrespectful bastards......

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:00 PM
Hate

realkaps
03-24-2003, 11:10 PM
Rage....

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:12 PM
poop

realkaps
03-24-2003, 11:12 PM
Crap.....

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:13 PM
why aren't other people posting

realkaps
03-24-2003, 11:14 PM
I just asked the same thing in the other thread.....

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:15 PM
cooter...

Curly Howard
03-24-2003, 11:17 PM
april showers bring may flowers

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
cooter...

yeah

realkaps
03-24-2003, 11:18 PM
Mayflower brings pilgrims, pilgrims bring disease.....

realkaps
03-24-2003, 11:19 PM
Should I post another cooter pic in Female rotties?

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:20 PM
Yes cooter is great

c is for cool
o is for oh yeah give me some of that
o is for oh a second
t is for touching cooter is cool
e is for easy to eat
r is for real nice.

HockeyFighter
03-24-2003, 11:24 PM
april summers

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 11:25 PM
yeah I would tap that ass.

Bluecifer
03-24-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Should I post another cooter pic in Female rotties?

OF COURSE! I'm offended that you feel you have to ask! WTF is the matter with you?!? Should I take hockey to the cage?!