Anybody here ever date anyone through a net dating site? Seems like these sites are popping up all over the place. If I was single, I'd at least be trying it out. There are a ton of beautiful women on every one of these sites that I check out.

My buddy gets mad ass off of match.com. He loves it.

I believe it man, there are tons of drop dead gorgeous chicks on everyone of these sites I browse. I think I'm gonna get a divorce just so I can pursue internet dating.

Sort of...http://theeroticreview.com/

thats crazy. I know people who got laid all the time from these things. They said they prefered it over bar whorin' and I dont really blame them.

there is some hot chick on match.com who has her income at 52,000-79,000...too bad i'm ugly.

I have a similar problem Cesaro.

and I'm fat.

Im working on that one,lol. I think I could shed about 5 pounds.

At least your bung is nice and clean and hairless.

Yes Blue, I took care of it all about 20 minutes ago.

Aaron - I could shed about 20.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
At least your bung is nice and clean and hairless.

And you would know that because???????

Originally posted by Zen420
And you would know that because???????

He posted that he Nairs his pink starfish.

Zen420, I don't post much but when I do its about 2 things

1. how bad i hate my life
2. hair removal

You know what, I was just thinking over the weekend that my ass is getting a little hairy in my old age. I thought about shaving, but that'd be too dangerous for me. So the Nair works pretty well for ya Cesaro?

Test the nair on your thighs first, some people are more sensitive to it than others. Shaving in that region is nearly impossible for me. Oh, and never use that **** twice in a row in the same day!

If I could afford it I'd have that electrolysis hair removal that's permanent everywhere from the neck down. I for one cannot stand body hair.

Body hair is probably the gayest thing ever. I have looked into electrolysis and am considering it.

What kind of $ does it cost?

like $500 for both thighs, i'm not sure about the ass.

The prices vary. I actually emailed some people about it around here and they sent me some brochures and some pricing sheets. I'm sure you can do the same for places in your area. Just do a search on google.

Also, it usually takes 3-7 treatments for it to work.
It can get pricey, but it's something to consider. I think it would be worth it in the long run.

Are the results permanent?

Yes, they are.

Do you know anything about the corrective eye surgery

I know some.

Have you heard any horror stories about it?

No, I haven't.
Are you having it done?

Body hair makes you a man.

What about an ear reduction? I have rather large ears and would like to get some of them chopped off. You know anything about that Bella?

Other body mods. I'd be interested in.
Penile Enlargement
Nose Job
Collagen Injections
Botox
Ass implant- my but is too flat, I'd like it a little rounder

other than that I'm pretty much perfect. I think I'm gonna go bald in a few years though.

Bella, I'm considering it.

Originally posted by Zen420
What about an ear reduction? I have rather large ears and would like to get some of them chopped off. You know anything about that Bella?

Other body mods. I'd be interested in.
Penile Enlargement
Nose Job
Collagen Injections
Botox
Ass implant- my but is too flat, I'd like it a little rounder

other than that I'm pretty much perfect. I think I'm gonna go bald in a few years though.

The place I got information on about the electrolysis does the botox and collagen injections, so maybe it's like that where you live. Wait, where do you live again? Aren't you close to TN, or in TN? Maybe I'm trippin'.
As for the ass implants, I've heard of it being done an seen something about it on TV it seems, but I don't know about that.
Umm, ears, I've neve heard of an ear reduction, but you never know in this crazy world. Let's search on google for that one. Penile enlargement... vacuum....

I need to wax my eyebrow and that is all.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Bella, I'm considering it.

I've considered it, too.
My eyesight is pretty bad. I wear glasses for most things. A few years back, I tried contacts, and they just didn't work for me.

Have you done any research on lasik eye surgery? If you haven't, you should. I think the approximate price range is anywhere from about $500-1000 an eye, depending on prescription.

Whoa, thats cheap. I thought it was like 2 grand per eye or something. I haven't heard any bad results about it. My vision sucks, like 20/175,

Originally posted by Zen420
What about an ear reduction? I have rather large ears and would like to get some of them chopped off. You know anything about that Bella?

Other body mods. I'd be interested in.
Penile Enlargement
other than that I'm pretty much perfect. I think I'm gonna go bald in a few years though.

Penis Enlargements work in 3 ways. A lengthening is when they either chop off the head of your penis with scissors and insert a silicon tube and then resew your head back on or they just pull the ligament of your penis out that conects your lil buddy to your body(kind of like a penis dislocation) that one only makes your dick look bigger when flaccid because it hangs farther. More cosmetic than anything. A widening is when they inject your dick with your own fat for girth. The works cost almost 6K, but is worth every pennt IMO. You should consider implants for your balding.

I'm not sure what my prescription is right off, but I'm pretty blind, too.

Zen, it looks like you can get your ears sculpted when you get your nose done. Also, if you want to get your eyelids done, that's an option as well.

This is the first link I found searching ear reductions on google. Interesting. (http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/)

I'm in Nashville. I'm gonna need to take out a 2nd mortgage for all this work.

Oh, and no vacuums, then you have to always use the vacuum to get it up.

I heard "from a friend" that you can get something beneath your piece cut, like a piece of flesh that connects your wang to your groinal area and it will add up to 3 inches. But your schlong will be like a fish out of water, flopping all over the place. I'd be a little scared to have surgery in that region though.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Penis Enlargements work in 3 ways. A lengthening is when they either chop off the head of your penis with scissors and insert a silicon tube and then resew your head back on or they just pull the ligament of your penis out that conects your lil buddy to your body(kind of like a penis dislocation) that one only makes your dick look bigger when flaccid because it hangs farther. More cosmetic than anything. A widening is when they inject your dick with your own fat for girth. The works cost almost 6K, but is worth every pennt IMO. You should consider implants for your balding.

I think I could have done without reading that today.

6 grand. I wouldn't pay that much for something I don't use that often.

Originally posted by Zen420
I'm in Nashville. I'm gonna need to take out a 2nd mortgage for all this work.

Oh, and no vacuums, then you have to always use the vacuum to get it up.

I heard "from a friend" that you can get something beneath your piece cut, like a piece of flesh that connects your wang to your groinal area and it will add up to 3 inches. But your schlong will be like a fish out of water, flopping all over the place. I'd be a little scared to have surgery in that region though.

Honestly, I think any man would be insane for having surgery to enlarge his penis, but whatever blows your hair back.

My friend said if you keep using a **** pump for a period of time it increases your flacid length but not really your erect length.

I'm pastey white and I heard sometimes tanning beds can leave bumps on your back. What is that all about?

Originally posted by Bella
Honestly, I think any man would be insane for having surgery to enlarge his penis, but whatever blows your hair back.

All kidding aside, I agree. I can't ****ing believe that some people volunteer for that.

Originally posted by Cesaro
My friend said if you keep using a **** pump for a period of time it increases your flacid length but not really your erect length.

What about those weights that pull on your dong?

Not sure about the weights. I think the size of my package is fine, I'm just too ugly to ever get to use it.

I've tanned before, never got bumps on my back though.

I';m thinking I might not be as ugly with a tan. I make Igor Vovchanchyn look dark.

What about those herbal supplements that claim to add 2-3 inches naturally? Man that'd be sweet! I'd quit my corpo job and try to break into ****! there is a HUGE difference between an average size and a 9 or 10 inch vase breaker! DAMN! I'd be whippin' it out at every opportunity just to show it off! I'd just leave it hanging out for everyone to admire!

I heard male ****s tars only getl ike a grand per movie unless you're Ron Jeremy or something. If I had huge flacid length I'd never cover up in locker rooms.

I wouldn't be doing it for the money. Hell, I'd do it for free!

I think size is important in ****, but not as important as stamina/ jizz control abilities.

My stamina is OK, but my Jizz control is lacking. I just don't spooge that much. About a table spoon, but I'd like to be able jolt buckets that would completely drench whatever I point it at as well as the walls and ceiling.

Originally posted by Zen420
If I could afford it I'd have that electrolysis hair removal that's permanent everywhere from the neck down. I for one cannot stand body hair.

I am completely with you on that.

I HATE BODY HAIR!

As for internet dating services I have been put on some. I met one girl she was mad cool but a bit big for my taste. she had her neck pierced.

She didn't like me. I thinks its cause i was smaller than her.

Like a barbell through the neck or what? I've got nothing against piercings, but you'd think people would be getting hurt with all the **** that got pierced these days.

The thought of that piercing makes me wince.

it was like on the side of her neck. they took a bullring and bent it so it was just a curved barbell and shoved that **** through.

she had 2 one over the other.


it was intense.

You all are gay as hell.

Hi Bella.....

Hi.

I'm pretty sure I'm not gay as hell.

Originally posted by Cesaro
I'm pretty sure I'm not gay as hell.

how do you know intill you try?

I'm just sure I'm not.

UNTIL

**** you.

No.

whatever

what an interesting thread

my eyesight is 20/400 or something very bad like that. I have contacts but I want to ge surgery once i am done school and have money.