women than men in here right now.

Especially if you count the hairless Cesaro.

Originally posted by Allison
hairless Cesaro.
Give me another day or so until the pain subsides, then that'll be true.

Is it some sort of fetish you have? Or just curious?

And how are YOU ladies doin?

I'm at work and its Saturday.

Originally posted by Allison
Is it some sort of fetish you have? Or just curious?
Just curiosity, plus I heard its true you sweat/smell less with shaved armpits.

I just woke up.... sick and dyhydrated.

Originally posted by Allison
I'm at work and its Saturday.


I usually work every Saturday at Booger-Mart. But I'm on the disabled list now, so alls I do is watch TV, get drunk and get stoned.

I'm living the good life.

Work on Saturday? That must blow.

Working any day must blow. **** jobs.

YEAH!! **** jobs!!

Lets stay home and wax ass hairs all day!

I don't wanna work. I wanna bang on de drum all day.

That reminds me, Squezze.
I was reading online a month or so back that Matthew McConaughey was arrested not too long ago. He was in his apartment or condo, whichever it was, and he was butt-naked, stoned outta his gourd, and banging on bongo drums.

Originally posted by Allison
YEAH!! **** jobs!!

Lets stay home and wax ass hairs all day!

Don't quit your jobs just yet guys. Sure living the life of a freshly turned 18 year old underachiever who can only be compared to George Costanza seems cool and fun, but behind the glamour its just like any other slow death.

You wake up at 11:00 A.M. and have food delivered to you by your parents even though you have money and a car. From the time you wake up the only thing you look forward to is the time to go to sleep, meanwhile you catch a few episodes of Walker Texas Ranger or start creating your friends and teachers from your high school on PrideFC for PS2. Maybe you can even pick up an obsession of trying to rid your body of hair like I have, anything to pass the time. You sit around idle doing nothing productive at all for up to 6 to 7 hours sometimes waiting on your friends to get out of school. I won't even begin to mention what the days are like where you don't do anything, just stay at home, they can get painful sometimes. And some of you guys wonder why I feel the need to stop living!

As horrible at that post was, it was hilarious at the same time.

Originally posted by Allison
As horrible at that post was, it was hilarious at the same time.

That is what most people say when they get to hear the tales of my ne'er-do-well lifestyle.

What is your real name?

Ryan

Why arent you doing anything during the day?

I'll tell you this story in a minute, I have to go to the store.

I start work on monday, god this is gonna suck.....

I almost wish I was working.

Hi

Hello.....

Originally posted by Allison
Why arent you doing anything during the day?

This is my senior year in high school and I decided to take early graduation. Early graduation is where you go half of the day the first semester, then you don't go at all the second semester. I qualified by never failing a class so I had all of my credits. I regret taking early graduation everytime I think about it.

As far as why I don't do anything during the day, I don't know. My friends are all in school and I'm too lazy to do anything else I suppose.

Originally posted by kaps
I start work on monday, god this is gonna suck.....
Yes it is.

I wake up, go to school, come home and do **** all until I fall asleep. Weekends are worse. I do **** all from the second I wake up until I go to bed. I rarely leave my room. If I have parents here to make me food I would leave even less. It's 15 degrees outside and I have no desire to go out and do anything although I know it is a prefect day for a walk down by the river. I could start a paper that is due in a few weekd but since I have a few weeks I will start the day before it is due. It's 1:30 pm for me and I have only left my room once in the past 4 hours since I woke up and that was to take a piss. I am still under the blankets of my bed and watching Unforgiven on tv while I post and chat with my girlfriend.

Atleast you have the college and the girlfriend thing going for you. Weekends ****ing suck, for some reason they are worse than weekdays. I don't know how thats possible since a Saturday is no different than a Wednesday to me. The only thing non-boring about my life is telling people about how boring/suckass my life is.

I ****ing hate my semester. I hate the people in my classes. I hate my professors. I hate taking the bus and all the dirty people on it. I would rather sit in bed and do nothing then go through that. But I do have to say, just knowing that it is spring makes my life not so gloomy. Winter depresses me. If it rains tommorrow like it is suppose to I will be happy.

I just want something to do, I have nothing to do. I need more friends, my current friends ****ing piss me off.

Friend #1: He is obsessed with doing his homework and studying, yet he fails a class nearly every semester. He is a guitar honk and spends the rest of his time doing that. Not to mention he looks like he wakes up out of a casket every morning and his name could be Frankenstein.

Friend #2a: Joining the military, has a wife and a kid. Holds the status of being a compulsive liar. Going anywhere with him is one of the most painful experiences because his wife is a lunatic and has to go everywhere with him, they argue constantly. This one lies about any and everything, example:
#2: I got in a fight this weekend with my girlfriends exboyfriend, I armbarred him and ****ed his elbow up bad man!
Me: Okay
#2: Man I ****ed him up, dont ask my girlfriend about it though she told me not to tell anybody.
He then stares at you waiting for a response to his obvious lie, like I'm supposed to go 'Oh my god, you dislocated somebody's elbow, thats awesome dude!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneoneone'
-Friend #2b: The wife of 2a. She's not really a friend but is guaranteed to go wherever #2a goes and is a lunatic. Argues constantly and over everything.

Friend #3: This guy is normal but is hard to get ahold of due to work and a girlfriend.

Friend #4: If this friend is anywhere near #3, they argue about whose weightlifting routine is better and who will meet their goals the fastest. This one also has an awkward schedule.

These are the only 4 friends I have left, the rest were older and moved on with life after graduation last year. It is confirmed that my life and everything about it sucks. I spend more time whining about how my life sucks than making any attempts at correcting what is wrong with it. I will be making my return to BJJ/Vale Tudo at the beginning of next month, but goddamn, thats only 6 ****ing hours a week!

I'm having a great weekend.
I got a little bit of studying done, so I'm happy about that. I've actually been attempting to study all week for three big exams I have next week, but have had a hard time keeping my mind on it since it's spring break. Well, spring break is pretty much over now, oh well. I didn't do anything exciting. I spent some time with one of my close friends, which was really cool. We finally got to catch up on some things. Right now, I'm not doing a damn thing but waiting on Brandon to get here. He's at a friend's house watching the Redwings play, then he will be on his way. He starts working at Sprint Monday morning, so we are both really excited about that. We are gonna curl up on the bed and watch Saturday Night Live tonight, then probably watch some of the re-runs as well. We will probably work out together tonight, which always turns out being interesting. Other than that, I'm not doing a damn thing as far as I know. I'm kind of a moment to moment type of girl, though, so anything is possible.
I hope everyone elses' weekend turns out to be a good one.
BTW, it's beautiful here today! Thank God for spring.

Friends I have in this city....0...none, zip, I never go anywhere because I know no one. I hate it here.

I have only 2 other friends and they are off at other school so I only chat with them on the net really. They are both pretty normal although one of them is always right no matter what his opinion is. I guess it's better that I don't have alot of friends. I'm pretty picky as to who I spend my time with. People piss me off pretty easy and I would rather hang out with my girlfriend anyway. But the fact remains that for 7 months a year I have no friends within 500 miles of me.

Yes that God for spring is right. Only 27 more days in the damn city then I can go home, hang out with my 2 friends and see my girlfriend as well as watch UFC and Pride PPVs.

I hope St.Louis pulls the game out. I hate the Red Wings. 2-2 right now with 9 minutes left.

I'd be happy with a multiplayer game, something like Diablo II. Anything that will keep me entertained, D2 was great for awhile. If anyone who knows me from Sherdog is wondering, I don't know why I am posting so much. This is rare for me, my post count there is exaggerated by about 2800+ posts.

Post whoring is the only thing that keeps me going anymore...****!!! red wings just scored.

I also like to play Doom to entertain me. I love the classics.

I like classic games but I get bored easily by them. I hate the spring, I hate the summer. Autumn and winter are the best.

No! Winter blows ass. Even if I wanted to go outside I couldn't because it is -10000 degrees. Summer rules because I have a choice to go out or not. And althought I choose to never go out the choose makes me feel better.

The summer here its always like 80+ degrees, insane ****ing heat. The spring is tolerable but its always a lot of ****ing rain.

The only thing I hate about the summer is that I have to work and the days when it gets above 40 degrees. That's way too hot, gives me headaches. I love the rain, the smell and how it cools everything off. Summer is going to rule. I'm gonna turn on the sprinklers in my front yard, sit in a lawn chair with some lemonade and watch my girfriend run through the sprinklers in her bikini....ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah.....I doubt this will happen but it is what I dream about and maybe I will get lucky and it will happen.

40 degrees in the summer, that must be the best place ever.

My life sucks.

TOO HOT!!! 40 is way too hot. What is that in fharenheit...like 115. **** that ****. I sit on my cold cement basement floor in my underwear on days like that, or I go outside and and sweat off a few pound in 30 seconds then go back inside before I pass out.

Mother****, thats a hellhole. I thought we were talking fahrenheit.

Nope. That's the prairies of Canada for you. Too hot in summer and too cold in winter. It's prefect right now, but like I said, I have no reason to leave me room. Although I will right now because I have to piss.

YAY for weather

I wish I had something to do. I want a job, I don't need the money but atleast it would be something to do. I wish I just had something to ****ing do! EVERY DAY I SIT HERE AT THE COMPUTER DOING NOTHING FOR HOURS ON END. MY LIFE SUCKS, IT IS SO BORING. I want problems, give me ****ing drama. IRS seize my bank account, take all of my money. I want my car to break down. Let my computer blow up. Give me something to work with. I wish I had to discipline to learn things.

THE FATES PISSED ALL OVER ME.

I find it funny because you don't have a job, no money worries, a car that runs, no real life problems. This is something that many people wish they had and yet I have determined that you have the ****tiest life I have ever heard of.....I find that rather ironic. Jobs suck and only lead to more complaining. Get a girlfriend. They are more fun than jobs and can add some of that dramam to your life you are looking for.

yeah and if they are one of the evil women that are out there they will take your money and car and you will have something to worry about again

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
This is something that many people wish they had and yet I have determined that you have the ****tiest life I have ever heard of.....I find that rather ironic.

Yes, it not only boggles my mind but everybody elses who hears the sad and boring tale that is my life. What the **** is wrong with me?

Actually, I take back what I said about taking my money. People will die when it comes to taking my money. Although I am probably one of the cheapest people whoever walked the face of this earth, I spend money really carelessly.

It's too good. That's the only answer. You have it too good and therefore boredom has set in. You have no worries, no excitement. As much as we all hate problems they do force us to do stuff. I hate **** that pops up but life is too boring without it.

I do have a really big problem on my hands but for some reason it doesn't matter to me. I just want to be entertained.

Bass fishing?

I've never been able to catch anything when I fish.

Fishing rules

Life sucks but aleast you have a car.

Sitting infront of the computer all day ain't so bad.... it just helps if you have something better to do.

I'm not gonna swap sob stories with you on this one Cesaro. Let's just say the **** you worry about is rectifiable.

You can always go out and make new friends.

You'd be amazed at how much more sociable you become one you ditch just about everyone you know and decide to start fresh. I think it forces you to adapt because you're outside of your comfort zone.

- The Jake

New friends would be nice. Every friend I have now is probably retarded.

Im retarded can i be your friend?

Reading these posts are ****ing horrific, when I was a student at least my life was entertaining, if it wasn't for evil Allison's brutal and merciless humor at the beginning of this thread I would have slit my wrists. You ****in' ******* just don't know how good you have it. I can't wait til you people enter the job market and begin some semblance of a real life, you'll miss that cozy comfy beer filled embrionic sack of academia more than you'll miss your mother's teats... ****/*******/losers...you'll get no sympathy out of me...****.

Oh yeah, fishing is fun...I like salmon and steelhead,

I love my life.

Good for you, everone should feel the same...

I hate my life because if I had a car I could do something with it.

No

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Reading these posts are ****ing horrific, when I was a student at least my life was entertaining, if it wasn't for evil Allison's brutal and merciless humor at the beginning of this thread I would have slit my wrists. You ****in' ******* just don't know how good you have it. I can't wait til you people enter the job market and begin some semblance of a real life, you'll miss that cozy comfy beer filled embrionic sack of academia more than you'll miss your mother's teats... ****/*******/losers...you'll get no sympathy out of me...****.

That is awesome.

yes it is

I think HockeyFighter and LeftBench are the only ones who find the humor in my posts.

As long as they amuse me, that's all I care about.

no

Shut it Howard

no make me

Too hard

YAY

How was Bristol for ya

Schrader almost had a top 5 till he hit the wall waiting for a caution and Bush won......Other than that it was great except for no fights. The night race is better.

What is Bristol

It's a race track

Nascar?

yes

here is the part where everyone starts saying how much they hate nascar

go to MMA discussion for link to live chat with randy couture and matt lindland

ok

hey Cesaro have you bought a 700 dollar spammer lately that sucks ass?

HAHAHAHA

750 to be precise, and is a big fat piece of **** to be even more precise.

http://members.aol.com/mecavaletudo/waste.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA

Why would you spend 750 dollars on a spammer?

Because they are supposed to make money back. Most do, this one didn't.

And I'm too ****ing nice so instead of it only being $375, its the full $750.

How's your bunghole, Cesaro?

Hairy, I haven't naired lately. I used the waxstrips on my armpits that Allison recommended, they seem to be working rather well after I ****ed up with them the first day.

That's nasty.

Did that hurt, and what kind underwear do you wear? I'm guessing a thong. Maybe you should post a pic of your bung.

The wax strips did hurt very much. No I do not wear a thong, and I don't think I will post a picture.

So is waxing the bung out of the question? And if your gonna take the trouble to have a smooth and hairless *******, one would think that you would want to show it off. G-string?

I would never wax the brown eye in a million years. I think the only reason I keep nairing my glutial crevice is because everytime I pinch off a loaf, I never have to wipe more than 2 times.

It seems like Nair would burn my starfish, but wiping just twice, as opposed to my standard 40,000,000 sounds quite appealing.

Using waxstrips would hurt like ****, plus I think Allison said you wont be able to get enough leverage to pull all of the hair out.

I don't think I could stand bung pain...

It would be bad.

The first time I used nair, I was in pain for about 30 minutes but it went away. I've been fine everytime after that.

Does Nair work on your facial hair?

Yeah, but I'll never use it there.

Why not? It seems that if you could use on the pink starfish, it would be ok on your face.

I imagine it wouldnt be that bad, but I only shave my face like twice a week. It takes about 45 seconds each time I shave, so its not big deal.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Why not? It seems that if you could use on the pink starfish, it would be ok on your face.

I think you're trying to push him in a certain direction BB. Next you'll be encouraging him to use it on his eyebrows... his scalp, etc.

- The Jake

The Jake is correct. I don't need to be encouraged for stuff like that, I'm young, dumb, gullible, and bored.

Try it on your cat instead.

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
Try it on your cat instead.

- The Jake

That would be very funny! My GF sure would be surprised to come home to hairless cat! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I just have to decide if Frank or Jessica will become the baldy...

Also, I think it'd be cool to use Nair on your own eyebrows, a passed out friends eyebrows, or in your GF's shampoo bottle. They'll admire you for your creative sense of humor.

Now you get it! The potential for pranking is limitless!

- The Jake