View Full Version : ****tiest place in the U.K you've been.


mickeyb
09-01-2007, 07:14 AM
Ok.. i know this is a copy of the version in Ozzy lounge, but here goes anyway..



no offence to any of the Jocks on here, but when to Glasgow city it was as rough as arseholes.

Tuggers1986
09-01-2007, 07:22 AM
Ok.. i know this is a copy of the version in Ozzy lounge, but here goes anyway..



no offence to any of the Jocks on here, but when to Glasgow city it was as rough as arseholes.

Never been Glasgow but it's apparently got the highest crime rate in the UK. I heard Sunderlands a ****hole as well

OptimusWolf
09-01-2007, 08:31 AM
I've never been to glasgow but I've heard that the nightlife is wicked - snderland is fine, just a reasonable smallish city.

Probably the place I dislike the most (and I've been almost everywhere at one point or another) is Blackpool. Absolutely full of scum, both locals and tourists. Hull was much nicere than i expected - grimsby isn't great though....

!!! Beowulf !!!
09-01-2007, 08:40 AM
Got to be P*rtsmouth.

Oasis_Lad
09-01-2007, 09:39 AM
What part of Glasgow did you go to, Mickey?

mickeyb
09-01-2007, 09:52 AM
**** knows, i was 15 and working a saturday job. I was asked to be a drivers mate delivering this electronic panel to a building site.

It was like the wild west. I reckon they'd knocked the old houses down cos the estate was in such a state of disrepair. We were delivering to the replacements. It wasn't far out of the city centre as i remember.

I love Scotland, i used to holidaying up on the coast near Stranraer (sp?) as a kid... which is proberbly why a rough estate in Glasgow was a shocker! haha.

Tuggers1986
09-01-2007, 11:43 AM
Salford....

MickyHatton
09-01-2007, 12:24 PM
Salford....

Agreed, I visit Salford two or three times a month.

There are poor places in almost every city (Liverpool definitely included) though to be honest.

msagrain
09-01-2007, 12:54 PM
i cant say i have been to many .. but what iv seen on tv id say bristol

ArturoBalboa
09-01-2007, 01:51 PM
I've never been to glasgow but I've heard that the nightlife is wicked - snderland is fine, just a reasonable smallish city.

Probably the place I dislike the most (and I've been almost everywhere at one point or another) is Blackpool. Absolutely full of scum, both locals and tourists. Hull was much nicere than i expected - grimsby isn't great though....

Blackpool is a boil on the arse of humanity.

mickeyb
09-01-2007, 01:52 PM
haha, i love Blackpool. It follows the theory of "a pint and a fight, the great British night!".


Can't wait for SWFC away at Blackpool, its gonna be ****ing mad.

OptimusWolf
09-01-2007, 02:02 PM
I used to spend a weekend a month in Blackpool visiting an ex of mine - it was awful. After we broke up I consoled myself with the fact that I'd never have to go there ever ever again.

Is salford that bad?? The west midlands (my old hood) is ok for the most part, although I'd hate to come from coventry...

mickeyb
09-01-2007, 02:08 PM
I used to see a bird from Cov, i din't think it was too bad! Maybe i was in a nice part - Coleshill ??? Does it sound familier to anyone?

Ahh well. Blackpool aint to bad! But, most seaside towns and ports seem to be on the rough list. Hull, Blackpool, Portsmouth all seem to have had a mention. Even Stranraer what i mentioned is rough as ****, theres just smack everywhere. Very poor place.

Jim_Davis
09-01-2007, 10:22 PM
Hackney years ago though.

OptimusWolf
09-02-2007, 04:22 AM
the thing about london is - some bits are shocking, but they are only half a mile from somewhere decent, likewise in the posh bits you're only half a mile from a ****ty estate - other cities are much more segregated.

mickeyb
09-02-2007, 06:52 AM
the thing about london is - some bits are shocking, but they are only half a mile from somewhere decent, likewise in the posh bits you're only half a mile from a ****ty estate - other cities are much more segregated.

Its bad that i've never been really isn't it! I'm a typical Yorkshireman.. "if its not from round here, its ****e, i tells thee".

I've been to plenty of other capital citys around Europe, just not our own. I really should have visited this summer. I've been to Prague, Vienna, Rome, Zurich - i wonder how it'd stand up.

Oasis_Lad
09-02-2007, 09:57 AM
I live in the west end of Glasgow, near the center of Glasgow's town, and i am close to all the bars, clubs, shops and cinemas...etc.

The outskirts of Glasgow probably has the worst areas... places such as: Easterhouse, which are completely run down and overrun with crime and drugs.

Optimus, the Glasgow nightlife is second to none. I have been on nights out in Liverpool, Manchester, Nottingham and London and none of them really compared to the atmosphere and overall aesthetic of Glasgow at night.

Shanus
09-02-2007, 10:05 AM
Apart from the place I live?

Haze, near/in London..

OptimusWolf
09-02-2007, 10:05 AM
Its bad that i've never been really isn't it! I'm a typical Yorkshireman.. "if its not from round here, its ****e, i tells thee".

I've been to plenty of other capital citys around Europe, just not our own. I really should have visited this summer. I've been to Prague, Vienna, Rome, Zurich - i wonder how it'd stand up.
It's wicked micky, a great place to spend your 20s. I wouldn't be a student here because it's pricey, and it's not a great place to raise kids (again it's ok if you're loaded) but for career, socialising, culture....it's the best place in the UK.

It's got a so-so nightlife which excels at weekend pub drinking but is **** for clubbing/friday night bar-hopping. It's not for people who like saving and owning property - I earn 50k a year and I'm still not on the property ladder yet - its ****ing impossible without inheritance or the like.

Exige Jr
09-02-2007, 10:08 AM
Apart from the place I live?

Haze, near/in London..
Haze? Is that near Bromley? If so I swear thats a decent place.

Croydon for me. A place for the cunts I tell thee.

mickeyb
09-02-2007, 10:09 AM
It's wicked micky, a great place to spend your 20s. I wouldn't be a student here because it's pricey, and it's not a great place to raise kids (again it's ok if you're loaded) but for career, socialising, culture....it's the best place in the UK.

It's got a so-so nightlife which excels at weekend pub drinking but is **** for clubbing/friday night bar-hopping. It's not for people who like saving and owning property - I earn 50k a year and I'm still not on the property ladder yet - its ****ing impossible without inheritance or the like.

Guess i'll just have to visit then.

Your on 50k!? Jesus... lend us a tenner!

Exige Jr
09-02-2007, 10:10 AM
It's wicked micky, a great place to spend your 20s. I wouldn't be a student here because it's pricey, and it's not a great place to raise kids (again it's ok if you're loaded) but for career, socialising, culture....it's the best place in the UK.

It's got a so-so nightlife which excels at weekend pub drinking but is **** for clubbing/friday night bar-hopping. It's not for people who like saving and owning property - I earn 50k a year and I'm still not on the property ladder yet - its ****ing impossible without inheritance or the like.
50k? That went up pretty damn sharpish... I swear it was 35 last time we spoke lol? :confused:

.Mik.
09-02-2007, 10:16 AM
Never been Glasgow but it's apparently got the highest crime rate in the UK. I heard Sunderlands a ****hole as well

There's nothing wrong with Sunderland. Stop going off what you've heard.

OptimusWolf
09-02-2007, 10:22 AM
thats what happens in the land of dreams Exige, check my new job title.....

Sunderland is fine, and I've always enjoyed goin out there - girls are decent for the North's standards.....

Exige Jr
09-02-2007, 10:26 AM
thats what happens in the land of dreams Exige, check my new job title.....

Sunderland is fine, and I've always enjoyed goin out there - girls are decent for the North's standards.....
Its the same, son.

Im gonna spam your wall soon with a whole load of nonsense. :)

mickeyb
09-02-2007, 10:28 AM
thats what happens in the land of dreams Exige, check my new job title.....

Sunderland is fine, and I've always enjoyed goin out there - girls are decent for the North's standards.....

Nowt wrong wi' northern tarts i tell thee.

OptimusWolf
09-02-2007, 10:46 AM
I thought I'd changed it - oops.:owned:

Plaster my wall and I'll spray nonsense all over your pristine wall - actually it's pretty filthy as it is.

Tabatha
09-02-2007, 10:53 AM
i went to london once and it was really pretty. i like how they talk

Exige Jr
09-02-2007, 11:03 AM
I thought I'd changed it - oops.:owned:

Plaster my wall and I'll spray nonsense all over your pristine wall - actually it's pretty filthy as it is.
Is it? What did your warwickshire self take offense to?

The number of single girls posting on it or what?

mattchudley
09-02-2007, 11:05 AM
Seeing as i no longer live there id have to say that Northampton must be one of the worst along with Hull and Middlesborough.

.Mik.
09-02-2007, 12:25 PM
Middlesborough is indeed an absolute hole. There is nothing worthwhile there at all.

OptimusWolf
09-02-2007, 02:06 PM
they're single for a reason master exige...i noticed a few fitties, even if it is borderline illegal for me to say that.

When you're nailing em, i'll don my hat sonny jim.

The Monk
09-02-2007, 02:12 PM
Most of my visits to towns and cities around the country are based around the football grounds really. So my vote is not really a fair one becuase I don't see the whole area but I would have to go for burnley, absolute ****ehole.

BrooklynBomber
09-02-2007, 02:24 PM
England........

msagrain
09-02-2007, 02:42 PM
England........

last time i heard england was a country not a city , you thick yank.:cop:

BrooklynBomber
09-02-2007, 03:23 PM
last time i heard england was a country not a city , you thick yank.:cop:

*reads the thread title*



No boy, you are thick.

adietheforestfa
09-02-2007, 04:37 PM
Runcorn, complete ****ehole,

mattchudley
09-02-2007, 06:21 PM
*reads the thread title*



No boy, you are thick.

Being American pretty much makes you a dumbass

Funny Australian clip on Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXCs0Wqs9Q

mickeyb
09-02-2007, 06:42 PM
Those videos are funny as ****.,

dansapien
09-02-2007, 07:18 PM
Hull, my hometown was voted worst uk city in that book that comes out every christmas.

BUT, aberdeen is far worse.

Jim_Davis
09-02-2007, 10:06 PM
the thing about london is - some bits are shocking, but they are only half a mile from somewhere decent, likewise in the posh bits you're only half a mile from a ****ty estate - other cities are much more segregated.

Yeah some towns in London are half nice half ****ty.

I never been Glassgow but I reckon thats probably the worst place to go in the UK.

mickeyb
09-02-2007, 10:32 PM
I never been Glassgow but I reckon thats probably the worst place to go in the UK.

I can't believe you just voted for a place that you've never been too!

FUMIN 88
09-03-2007, 03:23 AM
weston supermare is a **** hole i went there the weeked

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 10:02 AM
Being American pretty much makes you a dumbass

Funny Australian clip on Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXCs0Wqs9Q

Being anything BUT american makes you pretty much impotent with passive homosexual and paedophilic tendencies.









Cheers.

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 10:54 AM
Being anything BUT american makes you pretty much impotent with passive homosexual and paedophilic tendencies.









Cheers.


He's got us there...

ArturoBalboa
09-03-2007, 10:57 AM
He's got us there...

Yep, its a wonder we're not on the verge of extinction.

Just off to get my copy of Nuts magazine with Mcauley Culkin on the cover.

kayjay
09-03-2007, 10:58 AM
That youtube of Stupid Americans pisses me off. Of course if you go around on the street and keep interviewing people you'll eventually come upon some stupid ones. You could do the same anywhere. How many normal, intelligent people had to get cut from the footage though?

Chups
09-03-2007, 11:04 AM
LOL@ the youtube video.

ArturoBalboa
09-03-2007, 11:04 AM
That youtube of Stupid Americans pisses me off. Of course if you go around on the street and keep interviewing people you'll eventually come upon some stupid ones. You could do the same anywhere. How many normal, intelligent people had to get cut from the footage though?

Thats what happens every time Sky Sports covers a Blackburn game, they find the one remaining person in the town who wears a flat cap to interview and do a close up of an old cobbled street.

Makes us look backward as ****, like burnley or something.

I also remember the coverage of the Lewis v Bruno fight, they interviewed loads of ****ney market traders with big yellow crooked teeth.

Muttley85
09-03-2007, 11:12 AM
That youtube of Stupid Americans pisses me off. Of course if you go around on the street and keep interviewing people you'll eventually come upon some stupid ones. You could do the same anywhere. How many normal, intelligent people had to get cut from the footage though?

Well you would probably have to spend months in Glasgow and Kettering to find that many ignorant people in the UK, i doubt it took them that long in America.

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:30 AM
Haha, if someone came up to me in the street asking me questions, and didn't know the answer - i'd never ****ing guess.

Those yanks tho.. they were just blurting out the worst ****ing estimates ever.

Perhaps its a confidence thing, allegedly us Limeys are more reserved and concerned about what we sound, or what we say. Possibly this is the reason?

kayjay
09-03-2007, 11:35 AM
Haha, if someone came up to me in the street asking me questions, and didn't know the answer - i'd never ****ing guess.

Those yanks tho.. they were just blurting out the worst ****ing estimates ever.
Perhaps its a confidence thing, allegedly us Limeys are more reserved and concerned about what we sound, or what we say. Possibly this is the reason?

That's the really stupid part. Why give a dumb answer on camera. I'd give a smartass reply and at least try to be funny instead. Who's in the "axis of evil.? "Darth Vader and Dr. Evil" or something like that instead of "what's the guy with the head-diaper?"

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:37 AM
That's the really stupid part. Why give a dumb answer on camera. I'd give a smartass reply and at least try to be funny instead. Who's in the "axis of evil.? "Darth Vader and Dr. Evil" or something like that instead of "what's the guy with the head-diaper?"

Some Americans are crackers though... Jerry Springer is big over here you know...

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:42 AM
ok you guys think im one of the thickes poster on he but im not, i know all the aswers to them.

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:44 AM
ok you guys think im one of the thickes poster on he but im not, i know all the aswers to them.

Msagrain, as the chief chav of Boxing Scene, your proberbly only as intellegent as a yank yourself.

I reckon you probs only got one or two of them right.

kayjay
09-03-2007, 11:45 AM
Some Americans are crackers though... Jerry Springer is big over here you know...

I think the people on that show are paid actors. At least I hope so.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:45 AM
Msagrain, as the chief chav of Boxing Scene, your proberbly only as intellegent as a yank yourself.

I reckon you probs only got one or two of them right.

give me question of that video n ill give you the aswers to them ( i wont use the internet ither to look it up)

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:46 AM
give me question of that video n ill give you the aswers to them ( i wont use the internet ither to look it up)

I'll think of some questions for you, and maybe Kay can help and we'll test your genius for ourselves.


We shall see if you have minerals pikey!

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:48 AM
I'll think of some questions for you, and maybe Kay can help and we'll test your genius for ourselves.


We shall see if you have minerals pikey!

ok then be it.

kayjay
09-03-2007, 11:48 AM
give me question of that video n ill give you the aswers to them ( i wont use the internet ither to look it up)

What country is Putin a leader of?

a. France
b. Germany
c. Romania
d. Russia

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:49 AM
What country is Putin a leader of?

a. France
b. Germany
c. Romania
d. Russia

d.russia


.

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:52 AM
1. Whats the capital of Australia?

2. New Mexico is a state in which country?

3. Who shot did Lee Harvey Oswald shoot?

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:56 AM
1. Whats the capital of Australia?

2. New Mexico is a state in which country?

3. Who shot did Lee Harvey Oswald shoot?


1.Canbera.
2.new mexico is a state int the usa at the botton of the usa.
3.i have no idea

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 11:57 AM
All correct...

and Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK... and apparently someone else did too, but lets not get into technicalities...


ok... i'm impressed, you did ok.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 11:58 AM
All correct...

and Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK... and apparently someone else did too, but lets not get into technicalities...


ok... i'm impressed, you did ok.

so would you say i was more intelligent than a yank?

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 12:00 PM
Yea go on then... but i still think your a pikey. lol

kayjay
09-03-2007, 12:01 PM
so would you say i was more intelligent than a yank?

than SOME yanks

msagrain
09-03-2007, 12:02 PM
Yea go on then... but i still think your a pikey. lol

if i was a pikey were could i get the internet lol itsd not like i could nick it from anywere n take it with me is it lol

adietheforestfa
09-03-2007, 12:11 PM
Being American pretty much makes you a dumbass

Funny Australian clip on Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXCs0Wqs9Q

How many sides does a triangle have?

Damn, 4.

FPMSL!!!!!!!!!

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 12:16 PM
1. Whats the capital of Australia?

2. New Mexico is a state in which country?

3. Who shot did Lee Harvey Oswald shoot?
1.who the **** knows, ask wiki.

2.USA

3. JFK

Muttley85
09-03-2007, 12:29 PM
Being anything BUT american makes you pretty much impotent with passive homosexual and paedophilic tendencies.









Cheers.

Sounds like a freudian slip, you seriously need to see a shrink.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 12:45 PM
1.who the **** knows, ask wiki.

2.USA

3. JFK

1.wrong
2.right
3.wrong.


flash1/3
msagrain 3/3

Oasis_Lad
09-03-2007, 12:50 PM
1. Which iconic American film star was born "Marion Robert Morrison?"

2. Who shot Robert Kennedy?

3. Which country is covered in more ice.... Iceland or Greenland?

TheHoff!
09-03-2007, 01:07 PM
1. Which iconic American film star was born "Marion Robert Morrison?"

2. Who shot Robert Kennedy?

3. Which country is covered in more ice.... Iceland or Greenland?

2 = Sirhan Sirhan.

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 01:08 PM
1. Which iconic American film star was born "Marion Robert Morrison?"

2. Who shot Robert Kennedy?

3. Which country is covered in more ice.... Iceland or Greenland?

1. John Wayne

2. Not sure, but I think some arab prick Sirhan

3. Greenland.

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 01:09 PM
1.wrong
2.right
3.wrong.


flash1/3
msagrain 3/3

What are you stupid or something.
Oswald shot JFK, you son of a retarded gorilla.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 01:10 PM
What are you stupid or something.
Oswald shot JFK, you son of a retarded gorilla.

no prof of it the case woulnd even stand up in court.

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 01:11 PM
no prof of it the case woulnd even stand up in court.
Your dick would not stand up, you used tampon.

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 01:14 PM
Sounds like a freudian slip, you seriously need to see a shrink.

Shut the **** up, alt.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 01:16 PM
Your dick would not stand up, you used tampon.
FYI i have no promberlem in that deparment.
Shut the **** up, alt.

wft is every new member 2 you an alt

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 01:20 PM
FYI i have no promberlem in that deparment.


wft is every new member 2 you an alt

Look at his points amount, every NEW user always gets 10,000 to start up with.

If you got 2 posts but no points it is pretty much a done deal that you are an alt.

kayjay
09-03-2007, 01:26 PM
Look at his points amount, every NEW user always gets 10,000 to start up with.

If you got 2 posts but no points it is pretty much a done deal that you are an alt.

you don't get 10k anymore when you're new; I usually register my alts from unknown ip locations, no one knows it's an alt until I post. I think others do the same.

msagrain
09-03-2007, 01:33 PM
Look at his points amount, every NEW user always gets 10,000 to start up with.

If you got 2 posts but no points it is pretty much a done deal that you are an alt.

he has 156 points .

Welter_Skelter
09-03-2007, 02:30 PM
On topic

Leicester without rival.. Ok so I have been to Nottingham..Great Yarmouth.. Cambridge..Northampton,London,Skegness,Dover,Burto n On Trent and Coventry.. All of these places seemed much nicer,cleaner and more friendly than ****hole Leicester except Coventry which is also a ****hole.. But it's not MY ****hole.. so It comes in second..

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 02:59 PM
you don't get 10k anymore when you're new; I usually register my alts from unknown ip locations, no one knows it's an alt until I post. I think others do the same.

No, I see plenty of actual new posters who come with 10,000 points in NSB and such. ANd you can tell they are noobs too.

BrooklynBomber
09-03-2007, 03:00 PM
he has 156 points .

You trully are special.

dansapien
09-03-2007, 03:59 PM
Thats what happens every time Sky Sports covers a Blackburn game, they find the one remaining person in the town who wears a flat cap to interview and do a close up of an old cobbled street.

Makes us look backward as ****, like burnley or something.

I also remember the coverage of the Lewis v Bruno fight, they interviewed loads of ****ney market traders with big yellow crooked teeth.


when some paper did an article on my hometown they used a picture of a dog****.

count yourself lucky.

mickeyb
09-03-2007, 04:01 PM
when some paper did an article on my hometown they used a picture of a dog****.

count yourself lucky.

Its full of poofters too int it.

Muttley85
09-03-2007, 04:27 PM
You trully are special.

Nonsense aside, why hasnt anyone mentioned Corby now that is a dump.

-CANE-
09-11-2007, 07:12 AM
I went to Luton about 20 years ago so it might have changed, but **** me that was a real eye opener biggest ****hole i've ever been to and iv'e seen some ****holes. I've travelled alot all over the world and nothing comes close to Luton. I think when everyone bad dies they go to Luton as it's the closest thing to HELL I could imagine.

adamk1304
09-11-2007, 09:15 AM
Corby, Leicester, Birmingham, Bradford, Manchester, wellingborough, Coventry, Dover.

Baby Monkey
09-13-2007, 05:07 PM
Mansfield is the roughest !

adietheforestfa
09-13-2007, 05:21 PM
You think Mansfields Rough. I live not far from Mansfield yeah its not great but there are far, far rougher places in UK.
Sounds like youve had your head kicked in at Field Mill

Welter_Skelter
09-13-2007, 05:30 PM
I dont know HOW I forgot to mention Peterbourogh.. But that's another TOP Notch **** hole.. With quite possibly the Ugilest people in England living there.. I dont think I saw ONE single nice looking bird in over 36 hours...

msagrain
09-13-2007, 05:32 PM
welter how do you get in team classic?

Mozza
09-13-2007, 05:42 PM
Yeah some towns in London are half nice half ****ty.

I never been Glassgow but I reckon thats probably the worst place to go in the UK.

How do you come to that conclusion?

mickeyb
09-13-2007, 06:17 PM
hillsboro !!

went there once for an away game, stunk of piss and looked 40 years behind the times.

Naps
09-14-2007, 06:59 AM
Kendray Estate in Barnsley, ****in rank as owt.

AIR_KENG
09-15-2007, 03:25 PM
Being American pretty much makes you a dumbass

Funny Australian clip on Americans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXCs0Wqs9Q
funny vid... but seriously, if the yanks go to the UK and do the same thing, it will be much more hilarious...