View Full Version : What hand do you masturbate with?


realkaps
03-22-2003, 12:08 AM
I fallow the rule of eat with your right beat with your left, I can switch it up though......

VulgarTheClown
03-22-2003, 12:09 AM
are you saying you only use one hand?

Curly Howard
03-22-2003, 12:10 AM
my wife's

HockeyFighter
03-22-2003, 12:10 AM
left

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:10 AM
depend if I'm at the computer. Left so I can use the mouse. Otherwise right.

Prince
03-22-2003, 12:11 AM
Left handed self grafication

Zen
03-22-2003, 12:11 AM
Left, unless it's a 5+ type of day. Then I have to switch off due to tiredness.

VulgarTheClown
03-22-2003, 12:11 AM
like curly actually has a wife.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Curly Howard
03-22-2003, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
like curly actually has a wife.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that doesn't make sense

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
that doesn't make sense

does he?

Bella
03-22-2003, 12:14 AM
Left if I'm at the computer, right if I'm not.

VulgarTheClown
03-22-2003, 12:15 AM
you said my wife.

i was insinuating that you are lieing and are just a computer dork and could never actually get a g/f let alone a wife.

JEEZ my supreme humor is lost on internet people.

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you said my wife.

i was insinuating that you are lieing and are just a computer dork and could never actually get a g/f let alone a wife.

JEEZ my supreme humor is lost on internet people.

You're a little ***** who cries ever time somebody is picking on him.

realkaps
03-22-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Bella
Left if I'm at the computer, right if I'm not.

You can see this live on cam for $9.99.....

LukeDothSucketh
03-22-2003, 12:16 AM
Combo... nothing beats the left right combo...

But yea, left if it's internet ****...

VulgarTheClown
03-22-2003, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by gman
You're a little ***** who cries ever time somebody is picking on him.

what kinda foolishness are you talkin about?

me no cry. me expressing my frustration to people of similar interest to myself because i figure they would understand better than my not into combatsports friends.

Curly Howard
03-22-2003, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you said my wife.

i was insinuating that you are lieing and are just a computer dork and could never actually get a g/f let alone a wife.

JEEZ my supreme humor is lost on internet people.


http://www.tufwear.com/img2/competition-headgear-no-cheeks.jpg

http://members.aol.com/chajonshim/images/macho%20headgear%20all%203.gif

we allno tHat u aaarnt a cumputer dOrk

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:19 AM
Dammit insult me. I want to fight somebody.

VulgarTheClown
03-22-2003, 12:19 AM
are you saying that i'm punch drunk?

I do not understand your comment.

Bluecifer
03-22-2003, 12:27 AM
My right hand, my left is next to useless and I'm thinking of kickin' that ***** to the curb.

Bluecifer
03-22-2003, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by gman
Dammit insult me. I want to fight somebody.

I would have thought that you get insulted enough, in fact more than enough, in fact, I may never insult you again...it's so sad:nonono:

realkaps
03-22-2003, 12:42 AM
Yeah Gman was globals punching bag before money came back.....

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:45 AM
**** that. I took you all on and owned all you.

Bluecifer
03-22-2003, 12:50 AM
If it makes you feel better, you can think that. I love my lil Gteddy.:lovers:

handjobs4dollars
03-22-2003, 12:51 AM
I owned all of you. Your mine.

Zen
03-22-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by gman
I owned all of you. Your mine.

I'm not gonna even gonna start. I could own you if I was brain dead, you fat, ***** titted, no fighting, no ***** getting, no fun having, wish you had a life, Canadian ****.

realkaps
03-22-2003, 04:14 AM
Owned.....

ruffneck119
03-22-2003, 05:16 AM
you forgot your moma.

realkaps
03-22-2003, 05:25 AM
Your moma jokes are for Newbies and Money......

bob
03-22-2003, 06:12 AM
hands?

Squezze
03-22-2003, 11:48 AM
Right handed bandit here. Left is weird. Feels like someone else doing it or something.

Piedra
03-22-2003, 02:05 PM
Im totally right.

Piedra
03-22-2003, 02:06 PM
This remind me of a say: Democracy is like a violin you hold it with the right and play it with the left.