I decided to put this thread up because the new season of Chasers War on Everything starts next Wedensday at 9:00PM on the ABC. You can use this thread to discuss the new episdoes aired.

Also did anyone watch the final repeat last night?

I liked the bit where Chas I believe went to a McDonalds and bought everything off the menu too see if he would got upsized. He was like "Can I have a small coke...medium coke...large coke...small diet coke...medium diet coke...large diet coke...small sprite......Chicken ceazar salad." "What dressing?" "All of them.....6 nuggets, 10 nuggets, 20 nuggets."

Also my favourite bit was at the end where they showed the video of Osama Bin Larden in his videos in his cave and then they put up fake subtitles of what he was saying. The subtitles said, 'Are the Chasers guys putting up fake sutitles again? There doing it now aren't they? A jihad on them! I hope Chas dies' lol.

I like the old episodes because that's where they used a lot of their good ideas.

I tried putting up some YouTube videos but they don't work in this lounge, so here are the links.

Best of Chasers War On Everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAHBP5exeTI

Bed Testing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU9p55_FC5E

Telestra/World Cup ad roadtest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zbRpRPGRs4

Nicorette ad roadtest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0PLPEGN2l8

Shortest Cab Fare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JdszkxqAQ

Shortest cab ride is a classic.

nice mate im sure this thread will get some traffic.

ill browse those links later on..

haha i rememember the episode you're talking about. some good stuff.

I just want to know how the cameraman got into the back seat with out the driver knowing?
Shortest Cab Fare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JdszkxqAQ

haha i love the one where they pick up mr takahashi from the airport in the complementary car hahah, can't wait for the new season!

haha and drive him to the backpackers? y eah that was hilarious

i loved the one where they booked tickets for

terry wrist and al kyda and it was announced over the loud speaker

hahaha you could see the look on her face when she realised what she had said hahaha, can't wait to see what they come up with next. I wonder if they'll bring back the ad roadtest?

yeah i reckon they will for sure.

i reckon they're going to slam andrew johns after his whole drug addiction scandal today. eagerly anticipating

It's ironic that I'll be 10,000 odd miles closer to Sydney yet I won't be able to watch any of the second half of the series. It's cool that it's available to download on ABC.


My favourite bit has to be the stocking head sketch.

nice mate im sure this thread will get some traffic.

ill browse those links later on..

haha i rememember the episode you're talking about. some good stuff.

If this thread dosen't get traffic, I'll be suprised. It has to...

haha i love the one where they pick up mr takahashi from the airport in the complementary car hahah, can't wait for the new season!

lol. And when they drive him to the backpackers they ask him rude questions, like "Do you have/like sex?" Or something like that. Classic.

haha and drive him to the backpackers? y eah that was hilarious

i loved the one where they booked tickets for

terry wrist and al kyda and it was announced over the loud speaker

The look on her face, she was like "What the F@%#!"

hahaha you could see the look on her face when she realised what she had said hahaha, can't wait to see what they come up with next. I wonder if they'll bring back the ad roadtest?

I'm sure they'll bring back the ad roadtest. They just have to find a suitable ad first.

It's ironic that I'll be 10,000 odd miles closer to Sydney yet I won't be able to watch any of the second half of the series. It's cool that it's available to download on ABC.


My favourite bit has to be the stocking head sketch.

Yes, I remember that one. There was this Asian guys shop that he went into and he ran out the back door when he went in. There was this travel agency store and when he went in, the people ran away from him.

What about when one of the Chasers (I forgot his name) went to the head Sheik of Australia in boxing clothes offering him a fight and he walks into the house and he comes out with Anthony Mundine and he's like ****ting himself when he sees Mundine. He was like "No, no, no. I don't want to fight anymore." :lol1:

If this thread dosen't get traffic, I'll be suprised. It has to...



lol. And when they drive him to the backpackers they ask him rude questions, like "Do you have/like sex?" Or something like that. Classic.



The look on her face, she was like "What the F@%#!"



I'm sure they'll bring back the ad roadtest. They just have to find a suitable ad first.



Yes, I remember that one. There was this Asian guys shop that he went into and he ran out the back door when he went in. There was this travel agency store and when he went in, the people ran away from him.

What about when one of the Chasers (I forgot his name) went to the head Sheik of Australia in boxing clothes offering him a fight and he walks into the house and he comes out with Anthony Mundine and he's like ****ting himself when he sees Mundine. He was like "No, no, no. I don't want to fight anymore." :lol1:


That was definately staged but it was funny.

That was definately staged but it was funny.
Well it looked staged.

Oh, how I love the chaser.

haha yeah he's ****ting on about the mufti muzzler.. damn that's a laugh

Did anyone watch the first new episode of the series?

For the all the people who didn't watch the episode stop reading now...




My favourtite bit was at the start of 'What have we learned from current affairs this week?' They had that Australian guy from the secret dvd appearing on Today Tonight wanting an apology for calling him a pedifiler for a scene in the dvd. They Chasers didn't apologise to him and they showed you a scene from Today Tonight where the guy was touching/patting a cow and they called him a cow pedifiler or something like that. After that they asked him what his favourtie position was and hey showed you a scene from the interview. What did he say again?

And mgkirkpatrick you were right about the Anderew John drug scandal. But I thought they were going to do a sketch where one of the guys dressed up as him or they went to Andrew Johns offering him drugs or something like that.

the chaser was on point as usual. had some good laughs.. the 'thank god you're here' part was funny though probably staged. the kevin07 shirts was probably my favourite bit. costello never. hahahaha

THIS JUST IN

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/06/2025910.htm?section=justin

THIS JUST IN

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/06/2025910.htm?section=justin

Did you know that they might get up to six months jail?

I don't mind if Julian goes but not Chas, NOT CHAS! He's the one who usually does the stupid stunts.

haha i doubt they'll do time.. julian is actually probably my favourite. chaz is good too.

another 3 chasers were taken in for questioning by police yesterday driving for walking around the streets of sydney in cardboard cars with canadian flags.

its going to be harder for the boys to get away with as much in the future by the looks.

haha i doubt they'll do time.. julian is actually probably my favourite. chaz is good too.

another 3 chasers were taken in for questioning by police yesterday driving for walking around the streets of sydney in cardboard cars with canadian flags.

its going to be harder for the boys to get away with as much in the future by the looks.

Did you know that he guys are worth millions? And that they could be moving to a major tv network? Most likely channel seven. The only thing I won't like is the ads and where will they put the show?

The good thing is that when they are at the ABC the have a budget of around $200,000 to $300,000 but if they move to channel seven it's at least $500,000, which means bigger and better stunts!!! :boxing:

hmm it would make them pretty big hypocrites to sell out like that. might be good for the stunts but i cant see the show working too much better... cant blame anyone for cashing in though. good luck to them either way.

hmm it would make them pretty big hypocrites to sell out like that. might be good for the stunts but i cant see the show working too much better... cant blame anyone for cashing in though. good luck to them either way.

It was on a Today Tonight show. The day after the APEC stunt.

yeah i don't know how well they would go on a major network aas that's where they get most of their material seven and nine. I hope they stay on ABC, but then again can't have ill feelings for capatalising on their good work.

yeah i don't know how well they would go on a major network aas that's where they get most of their material seven and nine. I hope they stay on ABC, but then again can't have ill feelings for capatalising on their good work.
I reckon they would still pay out the network they are on. Who knows maybe one day they'll go to Hollywood.

My favourite bit from last nights episode was probably the message from Osama Bin Larden.

Now I know what happened on the APEC day. They manged to get in further than they thought and they were only a couple of meters away from George Bush's hotel so they decided to turn around but they figured out who they were and arrested them. The news were unfair to the guys they tried to make them look like they were sneaking in to try to get to George Bush to do something but they wern't.

My favourite bit from last nights episode was probably the message from Osama Bin Larden.

Now I know what happened on the APEC day. They manged to get in further than they thought and they were only a couple of meters away from George Bush's hotel so they decided to turn around but they figured out who they were and arrested them. The news were unfair to the guys they tried to make them look like they were sneaking in to try to get to George Bush to do something but they wern't.

was awesome footage they had. 160 million dollar security? geezuz. think the boys should be right in court.

was awesome footage they had. 160 million dollar security? geezuz. think the boys should be right in court.
But lets hope they don't go in jail.

yeah they better not.....especially after us waiting ages for a new season....
anyone remember/watch CNNNN (their old show)? that was good too.....

yeah they better not.....especially after us waiting ages for a new season....
anyone remember/watch CNNNN (their old show)? that was good too.....

that was theirs? wow i only ever saw little bits of this but it never disappointed.

2.7 million tuned in for the show on wednesday! second highest number of viewers ever for the abc.

Didn't the charser guys release a song late last year/early this year? Because I can remember seeing some of the chasers faces in the song singing it. It was quite good also. I liked it. What was the name of the song?

Thanks.

My favourite bit from yesterdays episode was probbly the ad road test for the KFC ad.

I also liked the Hugh Grant sketch lol.

hahaha the chasers is just pure gold, i love the surpise spruiker and clive the slightly too loud commuter. Actuallyppretty much anything on that show makes me laugh to tears. Best show on TV i would say, along with thank god your hear, as arj barker is a legend.

hahaha the chasers is just pure gold, i love the surpise spruiker and clive the slightly too loud commuter. Actuallyppretty much anything on that show makes me laugh to tears. Best show on TV i would say, along with thank god your hear, as arj barker is a legend.
Did you watch that episode on Wedensday?

This has to be the best show on TV, hands down! Drunk Mel Gibson part; Bloody tourist campaign; John howard and chainsaw; Canterbury Bulldogs merchandise and APEC are the funniest sh*t on the box! 10/10 Rating!

I also forgot the West 'Coke' Eagles! Chas dressed up as Eagle is snorting white powder on floor and going: "This is good ****!" LOL

last night's show was awesome. one of the best in a while i reckon.

Yeah it was great, laughing the whole way through it, the spruiker was rather good again along with the KFC soccer haha

anyone see it on wednesday, so funny, they had went around china town after Bryan Seymour from TT bagged the asians for being non australian, the last guy was the funniest. he was like "hey Bryan Seymour, **** YOU" funniest **** download the podcast if you didnt see it, actually i think a repeat is on tonight.

haha yeah the bit in china town was funny ****..

asians who couldnt talk saying.. ah bryan seymour.. gutter journalism



ill never get over the guy who gives out the fines. that **** is hilarious

haha especially when the guy asked him to show his hair hahah oh that was funny.

haha yeah the bit in china town was funny ****..

asians who couldnt talk saying.. ah bryan seymour.. gutter journalism



ill never get over the guy who gives out the fines. that **** is hilarious
I swear some people look like they're going to punch the Julian in the face for giving them a stupid (but fake) fine.

lol. I forgot about the Bryan Seymour bit that was funny. :rofl:

My favourite bit from this weeks episode was probably at the start the Alexander Downer bit when he was on Lateline. He kept looking down and the host told him to stop looking down. Then the Chaser guys had the other camera view of him.

Hahahahaha. Classic.

hahahah that bit was a classic, i also liked the bit where they tested out the moisturising cream by giving it to a runner in a race that was so damn funny i was laughing for ages after that one!

hahahah that bit was a classic, i also liked the bit where they tested out the moisturising cream by giving it to a runner in a race that was so damn funny i was laughing for ages after that one!
Yeah that bit was funny too, but not as funny as the Alexander Downer bit.

hahahah that bit was a classic, i also liked the bit where they tested out the moisturising cream by giving it to a runner in a race that was so damn funny i was laughing for ages after that one!

haha that cracked me up big time.

also the song at the end was funny as ****.

haha that cracked me up big time.

also the song at the end was funny as ****.
The song? You mean the 'Ass Sol' one?

yeah that one. pretty well done.

wonder if they'll get in trouble over the headjob on downer skit

yeah that one. pretty well done.

wonder if they'll get in trouble over the headjob on downer skit
Surely not! It's was a joke.

Well I have to admit this weeks episode was poor. They had many sketches and not enough going to places and doing stuff. They had a couple of bits where they sang to waste the time. Hopefully the next episode will be better.

My favourite bit was probably the 'What have we learnt from Current Affairs' bit.

hmm you know there's something wrong when i cant remember a single bit..

yeah the singing sections have been really hit or miss lately.

hopefully the boys come out with a good one this week coming.

the current affairs payouts are always good

hmm you know there's something wrong when i cant remember a single bit..

yeah the singing sections have been really hit or miss lately.

hopefully the boys come out with a good one this week coming.

the current affairs payouts are always good
They will they MUST!

ah hang on i remember a good bit!


the interviews with the americans.. that was last ep right? where they were saying all muslims should be locked up indefinitely

ah hang on i remember a good bit!


the interviews with the americans.. that was last ep right? where they were saying all muslims should be locked up indefinitely
Hmmmmmmmmm.......:thinking:

I don't think that was in this weeks episode maybe a week or two ago.

Isn't that when Charles Firth was in the USA?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......:thinking:

I don't think that was in this weeks episode maybe a week or two ago.

Isn't that when Charles Firth was in the USA?

yeah it's a pretty regular segment..

maybe it was the week before last..

yeah it's a pretty regular segment..

maybe it was the week before last..

He's left the Chasers apparantley.

ah that's bad news. he was good. c'mon chasers pull out the A material this week!

He was on A Current Affair last week or early this week. He's starting his own magazine now. He hopes that it turns into the new Chasers in the future.

hope the chasers have a crack at him for dealing with the enemy

hope the chasers have a crack at him for dealing with the enemy
Nah I don't think they would. Would they? He's been there from the start.

This weeks episode was way better than last weeks episode.

My favourite bit was the ad road test when they tried the foxtel ad. They rolled onto glass and dog ****. Then they rolled onto the ****es in carparks. :lol:

I also liked when Craig went around delivering weird things to places.

havent watched it yet. will have to dl tomorrow

havent watched it yet. will have to dl tomorrow
It was good, not their best but still good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoHvRMQS5b4

The controvestial song sung at the end of this weeks show.

I do not think htye should be taken off air for that.

But you gotta admit the song is funny.

I don't know what the big deal is, with people making a fuss out of this song.
It's all a joke, and everything they do is light hearted- people need to move on with their lives and not take these guys too seriously.

I don't know what the big deal is, with people making a fuss out of this song.
It's all a joke, and everything they do is light hearted- people need to move on with their lives and not take these guys too seriously.

Yeah I have to agree with you. It's not like they actually meant what they said on the song.

They should be taken off the air. You can't know dead people. Their is no argument, you simply can't do that. Im all for taking them off the air.

They should be taken off the air. You can't know dead people. Their is no argument, you simply can't do that. Im all for taking them off the air.

That's being a bit hard on them. I just think their getting lamer now, It's too hard for them to come up with funny shows each week. After season 2, the shows are pretty lame.

The KFC ad road test a few weeks back was terrible. This show used to be funny. Summer Heights High outshines this show completely now.

I swear some people look like they're going to punch the Julian in the face for giving them a stupid (but fake) fine.

I can see him getting :owned: VERY soon! How was it when he was going to give a hoodlum a fine for walking up the escalator the wrong way and he told Julian "Good fuc**** good luck!" He almost got dropped with wanker numberplates guy also!

The best bit of this weeks episode.......well I can't remember. All I can remember was the bit when Juilan was at the nudist beach handing out the fines and when the guys showed the bit right at the end. :puke:

Well I mean I wouldn't be complaining.....much if they blured out the mens private bits, but the didn't.

Shame on you guys. :nono:

And another thing, what's up with Andrew's hair? Surley he doesn't like the look.

The Chasers eps are getting lamer & lamer by the week. I hope this is they're last season for a while. I never thought I'd say such a thing. I think Chris & Craig should do a side show with just the two of them.

New series of Chaser starts tomorrow 9PM on the ABC.

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/#/home/

New series of Chaser starts tomorrow 9PM on the ABC.

http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/#/home/

Thanks for the heads up. I wouldn't have known. Cheers.

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The sick kid sketch for this weeks episode. What are you're guys thoughts?

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The sick kid sketch for this weeks episode. What are you're guys thoughts?


Thanks for posting that. I have been trying to find it.

I think it was borderline until the last part when Craig said that "They're only going to die anyway" that pushed it over.

One other thing, I would like to know if the parents of these kids would have had to give permission from them to be in the show. I take it that those aren't actual sick kids.

Thanks for posting that. I have been trying to find it.

I think it was borderline until the last part when Craig said that "They're only going to die anyway" that pushed it over.

One other thing, I would like to know if the parents of these kids would have had to give permission from them to be in the show. I take it that those aren't actual sick kids.
I believe they had permission from the hospital and the parents to film this sketch. They didn't just sneak into the hospital and film this without the people knowing.

I don't really understand why everyone's getting so angry for? It's meant as a joke nothing more.

And there is also some truth to the last comment.

I believe they had permission from the hospital and the parents to film this sketch. They didn't just sneak into the hospital and film this without the people knowing.

I don't really understand why everyone's getting so angry for? It's meant as a joke nothing more.

And there is also some truth to the last comment.

Well of course there is truth in the last line, when did you work that out. You are a harsh prick and I wish I could hunt you down and beat the living **** out of you until you piss blood you little cunt.

"and there is also some truth to the last comment" I can't believe you said that.


We lost someone in our family a pretty young age to Leukemia and if maybe you had as well you wouldn't find it so funny.

Just when you see someones life just starting to grow and take shape you have to watch them die and you spend the rest of your life wondering what that person would have grown to be. You don't get over it.

Thanks for posting that. I have been trying to find it.

I think it was borderline until the last part when Craig said that "They're only going to die anyway" that pushed it over.

One other thing, I would like to know if the parents of these kids would have had to give permission from them to be in the show. I take it that those aren't actual sick kids.

thats what i thought...that last comment about them dying anyway really crossed the line

The skit was way out of line. But don't tell me they didn't know it was going to cause outrage. They used the old any publicity is good publicity adage. Obviously ratings have been down lately.

Pathetic attempt at humour.

Well of course there is truth in the last line, when did you work that out. You are a harsh prick and I wish I could hunt you down and beat the living **** out of you until you piss blood you little cunt.

"and there is also some truth to the last comment" I can't believe you said that.


We lost someone in our family a pretty young age to Leukemia and if maybe you had as well you wouldn't find it so funny.

Just when you see someones life just starting to grow and take shape you have to watch them die and you spend the rest of your life wondering what that person would have grown to be. You don't get over it.

I never knew this information when I posted that comment. If I did then I wouldn't have posted that comment.

Sorry if any offence was taken by the comment.

And what is up with beating me up comment? A bit harsh.