amunra
03-21-2003, 07:21 AM
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View Full Version : LADIES:What's the first thing you would do if you woke up as a man? amunra 03-21-2003, 07:21 AM ..................discuss......................... ..... ig0r1eye 03-21-2003, 07:35 AM amunra had the AddADickAMe, is why he is asking. Whoremaster B 03-21-2003, 03:07 PM We all know they would wake up in bed and jerk off in an old gym sock. Then throughout the day they will learn: how to cover an erection. why its bad to be a gay man. why men are pigs. The need for cold showers. To know how many attension whores there are out there. if I missed any? add to list Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:10 PM why ball scratching demands immediate attention. Allison 03-21-2003, 03:24 PM Personally, I would pinch and roll. Then I would hang a towel on my erect penis, like every man seems to be so proud of the ability to do. Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:27 PM I have yet to do the towel thing. you think you would pinch and roll but wait till you get your balls, you would be scratching that **** like the dead skin had the cure for cancer. Tanner Rhoden 03-21-2003, 03:29 PM Originally posted by Aaron Suave you think you would pinch and roll but wait till you get your balls, you would be scratching that **** like the dead skin had the cure for cancer. .... Whoremaster B 03-21-2003, 03:32 PM That was great! Allison 03-21-2003, 03:33 PM I think I would just stand there and swing them around. Whoremaster B 03-21-2003, 03:36 PM And fear a physical exam..... The Golden Bear 03-21-2003, 03:37 PM I founbd the cure for the plague of the 20th century and now ive lost it! Have you lost anything before... your keys perhaps? Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:39 PM Originally posted by Allison I think I would just stand there and swing them around. that gets boring after 5 minutes. try to fnd a chick and tea bag her that is where the money is. The Golden Bear 03-21-2003, 03:41 PM HAHA the towel thing works!! LOL Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:42 PM Im gonna try it today. The Golden Bear 03-21-2003, 03:43 PM aaron do it... do it now!! Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:44 PM Im sitting at my desk in work and I think it may attract attention. That and I dont have a towel. Maybe I can use my pants. The Golden Bear 03-21-2003, 03:46 PM well im at a chinese food place and im doing it now. Aaron Bizarre 03-21-2003, 03:48 PM they have a computer in a chinese food restaurant? ****ing damn, that shattered my seclusive world. Whoremaster B 03-21-2003, 03:49 PM You get EMAILed your fortunes now. No more cookies . |