View Full Version : It's 7:25pm and I'm drunk already....
The Jake 03-21-2003, 03:37 AM Thanks to Bush and his desire to control the number one source of wealth in the world, my life and Arju's life is considerably ****ed it would seem.
Why? you ask.
Because due to the perceived threat of terrorist reprisal incidents for their attack of Iraq (gee why would they want to attack them if they're doing the right thing) they've closed all embassies and consulates in Australia.
I had an appointment within in two weeks of today for the last stage of my immigration visa.
The last stage.
So thanks to Bush and their ****ing paranoia, my life and Arju's life is on hold until he can ****ing get his warmonger fix.
I don't what the **** they're afraid of - errant boomerangs and kangaroos mobbing the goddamn embassy and what not, but there it is.
Stuck in this **** job with no ETA, not allowed to leave the country to see Arju. Stuck. Stuck doing tech support. Surrounded by people I'd like nothing more than to beat the everloving piss out of. Away from my partner and the one true thing in the world that makes me happy.
**** you Bush you ****ing chode. I'm at a loss for words right now to express my rage.
- The Jake
ArjukanpoKarate 03-21-2003, 03:41 AM I just want my husband home is that so much to ask...
amunra 03-21-2003, 03:41 AM rage explained pretty well there Jake
The Jake 03-21-2003, 04:07 AM 8:04pm
have finished my second Johnny Walker & coke.
NOTE: I serve it up with 1/3 of the glass of JW.
I feel a lot less stressed. Although I got a blood nose. I tend to get these from stress a lot. This is about the fourth this week.
- The Jake
amunra 03-21-2003, 04:12 AM dude you need some kind of outlet besides liver bashing.
There's always internet gay bashing.
The Jake 03-21-2003, 04:21 AM Hahaha that made me smile.
I'm going to my sister's gig tonight with my parents. She sings at one of the more popular bars out here in on a friday night.
So I will go and try and scam some free piss. The bouncer there does the boxing class at my gym and knows me as a regular and who my sister is hahahahhaha so I'm on a good wicket at this place. But I rarely go because of roleplaying. But I'll go tonight.
Been meaning to go for awhile. So I'll go and bash my liver there.
- The Jake
The Jake 03-21-2003, 04:23 AM My goal = to be as pissed as possible b4 I meet my sister.
- The Jake
amunra 03-21-2003, 04:27 AM Hey at least you'll have freinds with you. I still be here on this ****ing computer, all alone.........tired..........hungry.........cold.. .......
horny..............wait a minute, I have a computer, the world is at my fingertips, friends(gay internet friends), something to do to keep me awake(guys pretending to be girls on the internet) food(recipees of food I wish I had on the internet) heat from the computer(or my hands down my pants) internet **** (no need to elaborate on that one)
amunra 03-21-2003, 04:27 AM **** I need to get out more, actually I am out, I am at work without a whole lot to do but post on Global.
The Jake 03-21-2003, 04:29 AM Sometimes being on your own is good. I got no probs (generally) being on my own. But there is a time and a place for it.
And it's a documented fact that no human can exist without human contact without going insane. Which is where I'm going. So I need to get out.
PS: Listening to NIN when drunk and depressed does not elevate ones spirits. I just thought I should share that.
- The Jake
amunra 03-21-2003, 04:33 AM But listening to NIN in concert with 10,000 other drunks all getting a halacious contact buzz could elevate ones spirits. Not to mention the few huzzies who will undoubtedly lift their tops and supply those in eyeshot with a concert staple: The boobie shot.
The Jake 03-21-2003, 07:59 AM Got back from the pub.
Talked to the bouncers for about an hour.
They didn't realise the chick singing was my sister hahahaha that was funny
Had a heap of **** to drink. Feeling a lot happier although I'll feel a lot happier when I'm drunk and passed out.
- The Jake
Tanner Rhoden 03-21-2003, 08:11 AM That's great!!!! Sounds like someone else I know getting wasited that early.
The Jake 03-21-2003, 08:22 AM Damn you Bzob, that's a champion effort.
And you got a family!
Good work for setting the example.
*we're not worthy...we're not worthy...*
- The Jake
I was lieing. At 7:30 I was makeing lunches and cleaning up after dinner. Getting my one daughter out of the shower and going over speling words with my other daughter for her test today. I did however have a few glasses of Vodka when everyone was a sleep and I watched T.V.
ArjukanpoKarate 03-21-2003, 05:48 PM hmmm I must have a good influence on my husband, cuz he was never that drunk when I was around.
Well, drunken sex was so not going to happen, that could have been why. LOL HAHAHAHAHA
The Jake 03-22-2003, 02:56 AM What are you talking about? I'm charming, witty AND sexy when I'm drunk??
- The Jake
ok, jake, iv'e got to tell your wife something, when a man is drunk, as drunk as he can be and still get it up, that will be the best sex, i'm ****ing hammered right now, and i could probably **** for about 3 hours and not bust, you've got to teach the young lady, come on jakester
The Jake 03-22-2003, 03:01 AM She lies for face value ;)
She loves me when I'm drunk. Trust me. HAHAHAHAHAH
- The Jake
-The Jake
you da man, lmfao
realkaps 03-22-2003, 03:54 AM I didnt get drunk tonite......
ruffneck119 03-22-2003, 04:57 AM I am ****ed up.
realkaps 03-22-2003, 05:00 AM Lucky.....
Squezze 03-22-2003, 11:51 AM Sober Squezze here. Not a single beer last night.
realkaps 03-22-2003, 12:52 PM Tonight, I drink.....
ArjukanpoKarate 03-23-2003, 05:52 PM Originally posted by The Jake
She lies for face value ;)
She loves me when I'm drunk. Trust me. HAHAHAHAHAH
- The Jake
Now that's the lie and you know it.
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