my upstairs neighbors are vacuuming and I feel like gettin' off....

i love you

Um. Sweet.

Curly you're married.

thanks ch...tryin' to think of some ****....

i just spilled beer on my shorts....

NOT ON PURPOSE!!! erghh...i have to get up in 3 hours and 45 minutes....

Laura is drunk.

So Laura......what are you doin this weekend?

for real....that's when the horniess hits me the hardest!!!! combine that with rain/thunderstorms and I'm out for the ****in' count...my bathtub is lookin' pretty good right now!!!

doing this weekend - going to my cousin's house...they run a church camp...but probably wishing i was gettin' some...from a certain someone not to be disclosed....but that's not gonna happen...so whatever....

ZIT pic would help the metal picture.

what's a metal picture? i just spilled more god damn beer...i need to buy some cigs...i love bein' ****ed up like this!!!!

mental

p.s. zit is gone...thank you...

i think she is talking about Dogg! Go Dogg.

Originally posted by Laura
doing this weekend - going to my cousin's house...they run a church camp...but probably wishing i was gettin' some...from a certain someone not to be disclosed....but that's not gonna happen...so whatever....


This certain someone is me. Admit it.

Really I just got a zit the other day.

erghhh..you caught that....thinkin' about driving to get some smokes....

gman...really...any man who can't back the US is a wuss...being from Canada you should be used to that...so that "certain someone" is soooooooooo not you...it's someone with balls.

that was adressed to sqeeze...my bad g...YOU'RE THE MAN!!! zits are the coolest!

Originally posted by Laura
gman...really...any man who can't back the US is a wuss...being from Canada you should be used to that...so that "certain someone" is soooooooooo not you...it's someone with balls.


I think we've confused the poor girl.

Originally posted by Laura
gman...really...any man who can't back the US is a wuss...being from Canada you should be used to that...so that "certain someone" is soooooooooo not you...it's someone with balls.

If the US is fighting this war for the reasons they say they are. I am for it.

However, I have always had a hard time beliving ANYTHING ANY goverment tells me

Originally posted by Laura
that was adressed to sqeeze...my bad g...YOU'RE THE MAN!!! zits are the coolest!


So.....you're saying I don't have any balls? Last I checked I did have a set of those somewheres.

well...let me talk to money WKRP and he will clarify..creed...if you're not gonna talk about this funny ****...don't even bother!

bubble bath.....warm water.....white candles light the room...2 wine glasses half empty.......she is wearing nothing but a string of pearls...............

I hate the canadian and ontario governement.

Originally posted by Laura
well...let me talk to money WKRP and he will clarify..creed...if you're not gonna talk about this funny ****...don't even bother!


........


What?

creed...this statement was made in reference to a previous conversation in which you were not involved and includes a previous understanding between myself and gman...so...ummm...yeah...whatever (from the song "the united states of 'whatever'"

She's drunk squezze.

ch...you have it all wrong!!! i'm thinkin' luke warm...hard stream of water laying on back...legs spread...water hittin' clit....**** the romantics!!!

gman...don't even try to hijack this ****!!!

Originally posted by Laura
ch...you have it all wrong!!! i'm thinkin' luke warm...hard stream of water laying on back...legs spread...water hittin' clit....**** the romantics!!!

enjoy

Ok countine with net whoring.

I think a hijacking is in order.

So, GMan. You like rugby, huh?

no doubt!!! hate to admit it...but haven't found anything else..except one thing....

k

oh....so gman and squeeze don't like thinkin' about what gets chicks off...maybe you're gay...just cause they're moanin' doesn't mean it's real boys!!! and gman...reallly...wipin' your "dick"/vienna on the hairy muff is a bit disturbing....is that how the canucks do it?

Originally posted by Laura
oh....so gman and squeeze don't like thinkin' about what gets chicks off...maybe you're gay...just cause they're moanin' doesn't mean it's real boys!!! and gman...reallly...wipin' your "dick"/vienna on the hairy muff is a bit disturbing....is that how the canucks do it?


I consider myself a black belt in "Getting chicks off-jitsu".

Originally posted by gman
Ok countine with net whoring.

I don't mind if people net whore. It's not my thing but it's your party. A/S/L

i'm not gay...i don't understand "A/S/L"...what's with "gettin chick off jitsu"? i'm talkin' about cumming? :)

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/6thsensestupidpeople-BuudWeizErr.jpg

Originally posted by Laura
i'm not gay...i don't understand "A/S/L"...what's with "gettin chick off jitsu"? i'm talkin' about cumming? :)

You're loco. You wanna go get married or something?

wtf? no, really..what's A/S/L?

gman...good one...that's actually funny when i'm ****ed up and have to get up in 3 hours!!! no really...

age/sex/location.

oh..."chat illeterate"...you should already know that!

I should. Dammit I keep forgetting to use these psychic powers

I'll take your lack of an answer to my marriage proposal as a maybe. Sweet.

marriage propasal! ha! been there...done that...

Originally posted by Laura
marriage propasal! ha! been there...done that...


Well hey, if you wanna skip the marriage part, we can start in on the honeymoon.


WOOOOOO. WOOOO WOOOOO.

Hi

why do people get married. And why does it take everysingle member of my family twice to get it right. God dammit I have so many step grandparents it's not even funny.

ummm...i don't think you can make it happen...thanks for the effort though!!!!

i'm so ****ed up i'm about to pass out...

g...for real...i'm one out of three marriages in my ENTIRE family that didn't work out...

15 years here!!!!!!!!! YAY for ME!!!!!!!!!!

um hello. would it be ok if you ****ING **** let this girl continue posting about running water up her ***** hole!

yay for ch!!! that is the most comendable thing...really....i respect that totally...

=PURITY...soooooooooo not the hole...can you read...delete it for christ's sake...just don't ****in' *****!!!!

Originally posted by Purity
um hello. would it be ok if you ****ING **** let this girl continue posting about running water up her ***** hole!

Agreed.....You saw how my posts stoped after that.....Please continue

Originally posted by Laura
g...for real...i'm one out of three marriages in my ENTIRE family that didn't work out...

Ok my grandparents both side seoparted then married other people so you ass 3 new people there. My grandfather on my mom's died and never married again. Parents never got married but then meet other people so you add 4 there due to the added people. In total if you count step family I have 11 grand parents.

dude...so not complaining and so don't care....remove this **** if you want to.

Originally posted by Laura
=PURITY...soooooooooo not the hole...can you read...delete it for christ's sake...just don't ****in' *****!!!!

my bad. obviously we're not shovin water up there. so it's more of just a "pass through" with a quick stop across the clit?

got any cucumbers?

damn... i was just thinkin' how my mom's real dad died when she just turned one and she remarried when my mom was like, 10, or something...so I have ONE "step" grandfather, who is the only grandfather I know....cananda does some strange ****.

not even through!!!! do you not get it???? it's total clitorral stimulation!

Originally posted by Laura
not even through!!!! do you not get it???? it's total clitorral stimulation!

i didn't mean "through" as in in your ***** and out yer ass. i meant it like dabbin the clit and running down and along the camel toe then onto the tub. i guess "through" wasn't a good choice of words.

at least we understand each other....'bout to go to bed/pass out...wtf...neighbors are vacuuming again...should i go say somethig...it's almost midnight....

just take your broom or mop and ram it into the ceiling a few good times

Originally posted by Purity
just take your broom or mop and ram it into the ceiling a few good times

Is this for clitoral stimulation or the neighbors?

LMAO!!!! well i suppose it could solve both problems.

why dont u grow some balls go knock on there door and tell them u have to work in 3 hours, Then when u are up kicking it and it sounds like they are knocked out for the night, take a mop or broom and bang on the wall a few times or play music, turn it up and point ur speakers up so it only bothers them.... Ive had rude neighbors like that before.... TEACH THEM A LESSON

Originally posted by Laura
my upstairs neighbors are vacuuming and I feel like gettin' off....


Getting off? Off the couch? Off to bed?

For your indecision, I pray you're kept up all night.

- The Jake

Originally posted by Laura
ch...you have it all wrong!!! i'm thinkin' luke warm...hard stream of water laying on back...legs spread...water hittin' clit....**** the romantics!!!


With this in mind, you're coming over to drink tonight, right?