Jesus christ.

You know that huge ****in body builder i always talk about that kicks my ass all the time.

wel we were doin some striking today at BJJ. you knwo starting up Vale Tudo training, anyway on the left is a boxing glove for jabbing the face, the right is a vale tudo glove for body shots, and we can knee and kick standing up.

when you get to the floor open palm strikes to the head or with boxing glove. no knees no elbows etc..

me and the bodybuilder and standing in the 3rd round and i hit him with a solid ****in leg kick (that was baout all my offense 1 ****in kick). and he stops looks at me and goes "Holy **** Bubba that ****ing hurt." i give a smirk and go back to business. I noticed he doesn;t block the leg kick si i go for another he rushes and body locks me, under/over hooks me and rockets a knee up somehow i block it with my elbow, he then THROWS me to the ground and starts hitting me with almost his ful strngth. he is ****ing PISSED. wailing and wailing and wailing.

Edson is yellin at me do not stand still.

like i want to sit there and get hit. you got no idea how strong this son of a ***** is. he can trow me clear across the Dojo without trying. ****ING STRONG!

My this time i must have taken 30 or 40 shots to the face/head.
he takes my back and goes for RNC. i put my head down,he jacks my head back gets his arms in and doesn't goke mebut picks me up off the ground while he is sitting on me just stretching my neck out and ramming my adams apple into my neck.

i tap Edson goes get up finish round. I say **** that. takes me almost 6 min to breath normal again. I WAS WEAZING AND I DON:T EVEN HAVE ASTHMA!

mother ****er gets a little hurt and goes insane! **** if i was that i woudl kill everyone i train with. The dudes that broke my nose, sepereated my shoulder, popped my wrist, seperated the bones in my knee.

Cmon a solid leg kick does not equate attempting to kill someone in training.

roid rage.

Originally posted by gman
roid rage.

My sentiments exactly.

If you're instructor doesn't step in to break that up, I'd leave.

That's a ****ed up school to be in.

That said, I'd shoot him or gut him for that. Plain and simple.

No I am not joking.

- The Jake

That guy shows classic signs of the roids. That just stupid. If that guy can't learn control he should be out of there.

he was very calm as soon as i tapped.

I'm pretty sure he will relax. Edson pulled his off to the side and talked to him.

I wouldn't say roid rage he isn't defined enough to be roided up he is just ****ing huge!

He is leaving for like 3 months to go back to Brazil. so i will be free of him for 3 months. in that time i will hopefully meet my goal weightand look like i'm on roids but not be.

Roid rage depends on the person really. I know plenty of people that took Dbol/Winny stack and had no "roid rage", different type of roids have different goals... But if he can't control himself i wouldn't train with em

I know heaps of people on 'the gear' too (as its called out here).

The best response I hear about it is that if you were an ******* before you took the gear, then you will be an even bigger ******* on it.

Commonly it's the people who took roids because they were skinny little weaklings originally with huge ego/self esteem issues. They get big and think they're all tough and start to overcompensate for their inadequacies.

Two lifters I know of at least who are huge and definately roided are some of the most laid back people I know.

It really depends on the individual.

- The Jake

Come on this guy goes crazy because of a leg kick. He's got problems.

can't say it better,Jake.

I just go insane in training from the start

You just can't wait to try and get them naked eh, Creed.

Creed is such the fighter that everyone wants to be.

Originally posted by The Jake

Commonly it's the people who took roids because they were skinny little weaklings originally with huge ego/self esteem issues. They get big and think they're all tough and start to overcompensate for their inadequacies.

- The Jake

or lazy fat ****s that don't want to work for it!!!

It sounds like your not getting aggressive in practice. I don't mean you don't work hard I just mean you don't get mad or you don't try to hurt guys when you train. Not that it's a bad thing but I think if you went after this guy like you just caught him with your girlfriend then he may get the hint.

Originally posted by gman
You just can't wait to try and get them naked eh, Creed.

espically if they have nice titties like you do g-man

Originally posted by The Jake
My sentiments exactly.

If you're instructor doesn't step in to break that up, I'd leave.

That's a ****ed up school to be in.

That said, I'd shoot him or gut him for that. Plain and simple.

No I am not joking.

- The Jake


I found this to be hysterically funny. No clue why. I'm rememberinng when Crocodile Dundee uttered his famous "That's not a knife..." line. Funny ****.

Originally posted by Creed
I just go insane in training from the start


Also very funny.

Originally posted by Squezze
Also very funny.

it pays off. I am undeafeted and I won the kimatie. I am the only person to defeat Frank Dux.

I used his own Dim Mak against him

Originally posted by Creed
it pays off. I am undeafeted and I won the kimatie. I am the only person to defeat Frank Dux.

I used his own Dim Mak against him


Death touch.

Bloodsport ****ing rules.

What the hell is a dim mack?

Originally posted by gman
What the hell is a dim mack?

I break your friend, now I break you

What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is a shidoshi?

Originally posted by Squezze
What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is a shidoshi?

Then Frank Dux is played by Kid Rock

You break my record now I break you.

Arn't you a little young for full contact?

Arn't you a little old for veeeedeooo games?

I love you my friend

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It sounds like your not getting aggressive in practice. I don't mean you don't work hard I just mean you don't get mad or you don't try to hurt guys when you train. Not that it's a bad thing but I think if you went after this guy like you just caught him with your girlfriend then he may get the hint.

I dunno I'm pretty aggressive. I try and try but the ****er isso strong he thinks i'm not trying. honestly.

I am super aggressive with the rest of the people, but they also don't play the smother game. they would rather go for subs so i can keep up with them. I think i even got a bit carried away wed cause when someoen went for my legs i would push them off with my feet like pretty core. I surprised some people.

Though I try my hardest against this dude it just seems to be for naught cause he just flings me around like a rag doll. I'm 238 - 242 and he tosses me around like i aint ****.

STOP HIJACKING MY ****!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I dunno I'm pretty aggressive. I try and try but the ****er isso strong he thinks i'm not trying. honestly.

I am super aggressive with the rest of the people, but they also don't play the smother game. they would rather go for subs so i can keep up with them. I think i even got a bit carried away wed cause when someoen went for my legs i would push them off with my feet like pretty core. I surprised some people.

Though I try my hardest against this dude it just seems to be for naught cause he just flings me around like a rag doll. I'm 238 - 242 and he tosses me around like i aint ****.

that's cool.....You'll figure out how to deal with the strength when you learn more about BJJ I'm sure. I never trained grappling so I really don't know. Just don't let him get in your head.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
STOP HIJACKING MY ****!

Hijacking is fun though

Hey remember that song "kumite" from bloodsport. They just repeated the word "Kumite" but it was cool.

Originally posted by Creed
Hijacking is fun though

so is bleeding out of a hole in your face. you don't seem to be doin that do you?

You're 238? ****!

How much does this bastard weigh?

I can lift a fair ****en whack, but it takes a LOT of strength to throw someone around like a rag doll as you put it, even if you know what you're doing!!

- The Jake

he is mabys 245 -255

So whats your plan then man?

- The Jake

I would say out technique him but his tech is pretty good too.

his weight distribution is really good to or it just might be that he weighs ALOT.

he isn't flexible at all.


i really dunno.