View Full Version : Mark Lewis Francis is a right ****in lazy cunt


TheHoff!
08-26-2007, 07:45 AM
The fanny fart was running sub 10 seconds when he was just a wee teenager and was an amazing talent, but now the cunt is happy to be mediocre. What a bloody waste. Today he said that he proved the critics wrong because he ran 10.19 twice and got to the semi-finals of the world champs. **** that! He should be challenging Asafa Powell and Tyson Bum Boy and easily getting into the final. He really ****s me off.

The lazy brummie has had opportunities to train abroad with the best coaches but says he'd get home sick and stays at home like a spoilt lazy bastard of a child.

What a cunt!

I hope the athletics board cut off his funding tell him to do one.

Technical_Skill
08-26-2007, 07:47 AM
The fanny fart was running sub 10 seconds when he was just a wee teenager and was an amazing talent, but now the cunt is happy to be mediocre. What a bloody waste. Today he said that he proved the critics wrong because he ran 10.19 twice and got to the semi-finals of the world champs. **** that! He should be challenging Asafa Powell and Tyson Bum Boy and easily getting into the final. He really ****s me off.

The lazy brummie has had opportunities to train abroad with the best coaches but says he'd get home sick and stays at home like a spoilt lazy bastard of a child.

What a cunt!

I hope the athletics board cut off his funding tell him to do one.

100% true.

Oasis_Lad
08-26-2007, 07:48 AM
How is he going to get away from the cops if he doesn't train? what a prick.

mickeyb
08-26-2007, 07:49 AM
Who the fudge is Mark Lewis Francis...? i'm guessing he's an athlete right?

Oasis_Lad
08-26-2007, 07:52 AM
Who the fudge is Mark Lewis Francis...? i'm guessing he's an athlete right?

Sprinter, me darling.

TheHoff!
08-26-2007, 07:55 AM
How is he going to get away from the cops if he doesn't train? what a prick.
Too bloody right laddie. That tubby ****er couldn't outrun Pat Butcher these days so how he expects to get away from the cops is beyond me...

Who the fudge is Mark Lewis Francis...? i'm guessing he's an athlete right?
100 metres runner. Used to be able to shift a bit but now yer more likely to see him in one of those belly's gonna get yer adverts.

Oasis_Lad
08-26-2007, 07:59 AM
Linford's lunchbox > Francis.

Likely_Lad
08-26-2007, 08:00 AM
Yeah, he has been a disappointment. I mean wasn't he the fastest recorded junior of all time when he was coming through?

What happened to that white Scottish sprinter? Cant think of his name?

TheHoff!
08-26-2007, 08:05 AM
Linford's lunchbox > Francis.
Aye, Linford pwned the yanks good and proper so he did. Although he bottled it in the 96 Olympics. I reckon he false started deliberately cause he knew he didn't have a cunting chance of winning.

...credit where credit is due though. His trousersnake was a mighty fine beast.
Yeah, he has been a disappointment. I mean wasn't he the fastest recorded junior of all time when he was coming through?

What happened to that white Scottish sprinter? Cant think of his name?

As far as I know his time of 9.97 is still the fastest time ever recorded by a teenager.

Craig Pickering? Is he a sexy Scot? He came sixth and didn't make it to the final. He ran faster in the round before the semi.

.Mik.
08-26-2007, 11:51 AM
I can barely think of any British athletes in the past decade who have fulfilled the potential they have shown as a youth.

!!! Beowulf !!!
08-26-2007, 12:28 PM
Aye, Linford pwned the yanks good and proper so he did. Although he bottled it in the 96 Olympics. I reckon he false started deliberately cause he knew he didn't have a cunting chance of winning.

...credit where credit is due though. His trousersnake was a mighty fine beast.


As far as I know his time of 9.97 is still the fastest time ever recorded by a teenager.

Craig Pickering? Is he a sexy Scot? He came sixth and didn't make it to the final. He ran faster in the round before the semi.

Nah, Pickering is English. He should be one for the future, but he won't ever be fast enough to ge more than a sneaky bronze at a world level event.

The only world class non-druggie sprinter we've produced in recent years is Darren Campbell, and he was a classic case of mentality and guts trumping true natural talent.


Lewis-Francis is a real failure, he has so much talent, but he just doesn't have the ambition it seems.

TheHoff!
08-26-2007, 01:38 PM
Aye, Campbell wasn't that talented and won the silver at 200 in the olympics when the competition was quite weak, but should have really got the gold as the greek geezer was roided up. Fair play to Campbell for being a battler though.

Has anyone heard anything about Harry Aikines-Aryeetey recently? He won the world youth championships at 100 and 200 and was supposed to be the next big thing.

adietheforestfa
08-26-2007, 02:10 PM
Yeah, he has been a disappointment. I mean wasn't he the fastest recorded junior of all time when he was coming through?

What happened to that white Scottish sprinter? Cant think of his name?

Alan Wells.

Olympic Gold in 82 i think

ArturoBalboa
08-26-2007, 02:43 PM
I had sky sports news on this afternoon and the info bar thing at the bottom said breaking news- and the 1st word to appear on the screen said Tyson. I sat bolt upright thinking "what the **** has he done now" but it was all an anti climax when it reported that Tyson Gay had beat someone at jogging.

If i had a name like that i'd be a world class hermit.