Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 05:38 PM
Right now I'm a bit banged up, but i've never really gotten hurt doing MMA, the kick to the eye I got is my worst MMA injury so far. I hurt my shoulder when I jumped into bed a little to enthusiastically and landed on it wrong. I've ****ed myself up surfing though. Once my board hit me in the face and broke the bridge of my nose and my cheekbone. This required surgery and I was just a young kid without insurance and had to find a Dr. that could cut me a deal. I found a guy that said we could take a huge chunk off the bill if we skipped the anesthesioligist. He shot me up with 9 shots of cocaine directly into the face and a demerol drip in the IV. I wasn't out though and watched him rebreak my nose with a little mallet and metal rectangle. Then he put these little dodads that kind of worked like reverse vice to stretch out my nostrils HUGE and stuck these long needle nosed like pliers with sharp hooks on the end into my open and gushing nostrils(lotsa suction going on) slid them under the skin of my cheekbone and pulled the bones back together. It sucked. Then another time my foot slipped off the middle of my board and went to the side by the rail flipping my board up sideway hitting me square in the nuts and ruptured my left testicle. So what were you guys's worst injuries?
Leather
03-19-2003, 05:42 PM
In my birth the doctor brocke my collar-bone...bastard...thats all....
Purity
03-19-2003, 05:42 PM
mental injury i'm having right now :)
seldomTap
03-19-2003, 05:44 PM
You win.
I fell down a 40 foot cliff when I was 12, broke a wrist and a collarbone, had 15 stitches around my ear as it was hanging off my head. Got a mad concussion and spent a night in hospital for it.
Smashed my collarbone playing rugby when I was 18.
Have had 8 copncussions all up from getting head high tackles and ****.
Funny part is never had any problem from boxing or martial arts.
Blew two discs in my back when I was 22 from falling down a hole
Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
You win.
I fell down a 40 foot cliff when I was 12, broke a wrist and a collarbone, had 15 stitches around my ear as it was hanging off my head. Got a mad concussion and spent a night in hospital for it.
Smashed my collarbone playing rugby when I was 18.
Have had 8 copncussions all up from getting head high tackles and ****.
Funny part is never had any problem from boxing or martial arts.
Blew two discs in my back when I was 22 from falling down a hole
The ear and disc **** sounds pretty painful. Yeah, I've found MA and MMA to be pretty safe hobbies.
realkaps
03-19-2003, 05:47 PM
My big toe got cut off when I was 10, it got sewed back on though.....
Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 05:50 PM
Yikse! I knew a guy who lost a toe when a car ran over his foot. He wasn't as lucky as you and it ****ed up the way he walks.
HockeyFighter
03-19-2003, 05:53 PM
I had a cut...it bled....that's about it. Never broken anything, never had stitches
handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 06:23 PM
compressed disc and the missing tooth. Rugby kills. Mma is tough but safe.
Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 06:24 PM
Back stuff sounds kind of nightmarish...
handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 06:26 PM
Going for x-rays was fun. I got pain killers and muscle relaxer for the brusing around my spine.
handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 06:29 PM
As for your nose thing. When playing rugby a team mate got a broken nose. Goes to the sideline. Put on finger to his nose to close one hole and starts blowing cartilge(I know I spell) out.
JasonLeonardOBE
03-19-2003, 09:34 PM
Partially torn ligament twice in same knee from football.
seldomTap
03-19-2003, 09:59 PM
kness are a *****...first things to go with age they say