That's all I got. Shazaam!

Your FOxy Cleopatra...and you are a whole lotta woman

well GOooollllyyyyyy

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YAY! I love Foxy Cleopatra! Also Cleopatra's viepoint is one of my favorite strip clubs! What are the tittybars like in australia seldom? There's no touching allowed in Oregon like there is in CA.:nonono:

Piiiillle!!!!!...

Didnt Shaq make a movie called Shazaam?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
YAY! I love Foxy Cleopatra! Also Cleopatra's viepoint is one of my favorite strip clubs! What are the tittybars like in australia seldom? There's no touching allowed in Oregon like there is in CA.:nonono:

Yeah, generally there is no touching here either, unless the girl puts your hands on her, which is all good. In Queensland, there are lots of strip clubs, but the girls are suppose to keep their g strings while lap dancing or it becomes a 'sex act' apparently and that is illegal there. However, most of the girls take the chance.

There was a bar in Brisbane called "PLayers" which was like a gentlemans club, no big tables with chicks on them, instead you would drink at the bar and the girls would apporach you and your mates or whatever and start chatting, eventually they get to the business of talking you into a lap dance or whatever and off you go.

The girls were generally pretty ****en hot and it was a pretty good set up.

Sadly they had no liquor licence and got raided too many times.

Wow. That is sad. Portland is said to have the most strip clubs per capita in the US, but like I said no touching. I've been to LA clubs though where the girls grab your dick, grind their muff on you and put their tits ON your face. Sometimes I miss Cali...

I would like Cali I think...

I use to go to titty bars at least twice a week at one point...I knew most of the girls by real name and use to get freebies often...I was living the dream

Now, I'm living the dream. The girls know me and I've dated a few of them. I spend like $200 a week there. Good food too. That's where I close more deals for work than anyplace. I kind of think of it as my second office.

yes...strip club food is the best.

The one in Brisbane had the best steak I had ever eaten. I hooked up with a couple of them at different times, one was in a calendar which I had on my bathroom wall.

I love strippers! They're so hot and slutty! It's almost funny how good the food is! I've had ****ing amazing steak and even simple things like fish and chips are of high quality!

The nudie bar has nearly all you need to have a great life. Install a gym and I would be happy

Agreed! Boobies and cooters are the keys to happiness!

Originally posted by seldomTap
The nudie bar has nearly all you need to have a great life. Install a gym and I would be happy

Go pump iron and then go pump a whore.

Works for me

Are whores legal in Canada? Not post whores, the kind that **** and suck and beat me with a paddle for $.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Are whores legal in Canada?

Most of the girls in my hometown are whores.

Just buy them drinks and get them into your car

I wish.

Originally posted by Creed
Most of the girls in my hometown are whores.

Just buy them drinks and get them into your car

That's been my experience with all the Canadian chicks I've ever met! Plus they were hot! You guys have quite a resource there! Viva la Canada!

I like Canadian backpackers that come down here...friendly types...if friendly means willing to get naked inside 1 hour of meeting you

Originally posted by seldomTap
I like Canadian backpackers that come down here...friendly types...if friendly means willing to get naked inside 1 hour of meeting you

Canadians are a social group

I must be looking in the wrong place. Because I can't find these slutty chicks. Next time I'm in Toronto, Creed is going to have to hook me up with these sluts.

Originally posted by seldomTap
I like Canadian backpackers that come down here...friendly types...if friendly means willing to get naked inside 1 hour of meeting you

Being a slut doesn't count in another country. Who is going to find out. Uness girls gone wild is taping.

You must be in a different canada to the one I hear about

Originally posted by gman
I must be looking in the wrong place. Because I can't find these slutty chicks. Next time I'm in Toronto, Creed is going to have to hook me up with these sluts.

Maybe all the chicks you know are sluts, just not with you.

Stop showing them your fake tooth and shave your back.

I don't call them slutty, I call them ambassadors

It's hard when your not legal drinking age. All the good place's that chicks go to check ID's. In fine with getting drunk in a pub, but I want to meet chicks.

Do you have any girls at your college? Or is it one big sausage party??

Originally posted by seldomTap
I don't call them slutty, I call them ambassadors

When I say slut I say it with deep respect, admiration and a hard on. Though ambassadors is good too, kind of like code talk.

Who ever invented that digital card reader thing should die.

Originally posted by seldomTap
Do you have any girls at your college? Or is it one big sausage party??

It was one big sausage party in the engineering program. We were the only program that didn't have a single chick in it in the inter school. All three campus. But I changed programs and I become legal age in September, A lot of woman are going to have to stay in bed on September 14.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
When I say slut I say it with deep respect, admiration and a hard on. Though ambassadors is good too, kind of like code talk.

If not for sluts, I wouldn't have half the life experience I do now.

When overseas..it is almost a duty to your country to do your best to enhance its image with other members of the globe...if that means sex, then by all means, it is in your mandate to do this...check your passport fine print...it is in there

I've heard that in Vancouver BC, there are massage parlors where the chicks will **** you for $200 bucks, that may be your only chance gman. That or GHB. Oh, and seldom speaks the truth.

Girls in Kings Cross in Sydney will do you for $50...

mind you, they are normally 14 and smack addicts

I'm not legal age and the big bars with all the sluts check ID'S. and they have this card reader thing that goes to the government database and tells you if the card is of somebody of legal age or if it's fake.

http://theeroticreview.com/

See if there is a place near you gman...

That sucks ass gman...I remember the old days when I could get into bars at 14...never got carded til I was 19 (legal here is 18)

I can still get into a bar The student pub gets me druck inbetween classes. But it's a huge place(all the chicks are here) and they check everybody's ID.

I've been getting into bars since I was seventeen, I had a good fakey though.

I hate that stupid digital thing. Take's fake's out of the picture. They even have a sign at the front "present id's at the door"

Thats way too full on. It should be if your fakey is good enough, or you look older, then drink on I say

Originally posted by seldomTap
Girls in Kings Cross in Sydney will do you for $50...

mind you, they are normally 14 and smack addicts

14 year old smack addicts? WOW. That's sad.

It is a depressing street...

And the older looking females are generally drag queens

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
14 year old smack addicts? WOW. That's sad.

Hockey is 20 and dating a 16 year old. That's sad but not as sad as that.

I haven't knowingly banged a sixteen year old since I was 14. Or maybe 17, I was drinking a lot back then.

Drag queens are gross...

I got 18 when I was 16. But I could have done better then her. If you know what I mean.

bow wow?

No Let's just say I could have done better on the social latter.

Whore?

No just a little poor.

Oh, kind of sad then. I prefer defiling rich *****es too, pull it out squirt them in the eye say thanks and leave $20 for dramatic effects.

I prefer to slip rich girls sedatives, screw them, then rob them

This one would have taken the 20 and put it down her walmart bra.

classy!

Originally posted by seldomTap
I prefer to slip rich girls sedatives, screw them, then rob them

No it's fun to rob the poor ones. Leave them thinking.