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Desperado
03-19-2003, 12:49 PM
How does that horrid belt system work around this joint?

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 12:51 PM
when you act like a ****tard with split personalities and your post are nothing but a waste of server space then you get your pink belt

DOGGx0
03-19-2003, 12:51 PM
thank you for explaining, curly.

handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 12:53 PM
and when you post whore you get a ghey purple belt.

Desperado
03-19-2003, 12:54 PM
well I be damned. Hell 2/3 of you all's post are ****ing 'lol' comments or some preschool type "**** you' gibberish. Hell even the smilies are ****ing used for a single post.

DOGGx0
03-19-2003, 12:56 PM
but NOBODY registers 50 ****ing names, idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Zen
03-19-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Desperado
well I be damned. Hell 2/3 of you all's post are ****ing 'lol' comments or some preschool type "**** you' gibberish. Hell even the smilies are ****ing used for a single post. :crazy2:

Desperado
03-19-2003, 01:00 PM
Well what the **** ever.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:00 PM
lol

handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 01:01 PM
bwahahahhahaha

Desperado
03-19-2003, 01:01 PM
lol

DOGGx0
03-19-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Desperado
Well what the **** ever.

the words of a speachless dumb****.

DOGGx0
03-19-2003, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Desperado
lol

and now you are gonna try to join what you were just talkin **** on?! what a ****in hipocrite!!!! you are just lame bro. stop lookin for attention and acception. just be yourself whether people like you or not.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:04 PM
hi

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:26 PM
Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
he's our powers magnified, and hes fighting on the planets side

Captain Planet, he's our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put a sunder on bad guys who like to loot and plunder

[[you'll pay for this captain planet!!]]

We're the planeteers, you can be one too
Cause saving our planet is the thing to do
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say

THE POWER IS YOURS

handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 01:32 PM
Juggalo Homies"
(feat. Twiztid)

(I know you ain't there
That's why I just want to let you know something bro
You all know I love you
You all know you're my homies
And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!)

[Violent J]
Let me ask you this about this life we live
And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give
To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner
If they really missed you so much
Why don't they just call a (Mutha****a) ?
If you wasn't blood, would you still have love?
Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love?
Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here
But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here
Who was you with when you got tattooed?
And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms?
And who the **** threw up all over your car?
And then felt worse than you about that **** in the morning? (Friends ya'll)

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Who loaned you money, homie?
Who owes you cash? (Who?)
Who taught you how to use the bong for the grass? (Who?)
I don't know much but I gotta assume
When ya hit ya first neden, ya homies was in the other room

[Chorus]
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!

[Violent J]
Have you ever had a job that you truly despise?
Like I don't know maybe dish washin', or ****in' flippin' fries
And you got this boss who thinks he's the Don Mega
Because he the head manager (Chief Chili Fry Maker)
All you can vision is ya'll beating him down
Your homies standing on his back while you kicking his head around
But responsibility is there, I can't lie tho
I'd of been plucked his ****ing eye ball out with a chicken bone
I'm crazy as ****, i'll rip your peircings off
And now my homies are holding me back so I don't look soft

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
When you snuck the car out who did you get? (Who?)
And when you got caught, who you blame the ****? (Who?)
Who can you relax around and scratch your balls? (Who?)
Homies, i'm talking about like you and yours

[Chorus]
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!

[Violent J, Anybody Killers, and Juggalos]
You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click **** the outside baby
You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady

[Jamie Madrox]
Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you better step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down to the very end
Well that's my homeboys excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We mackin' on the galaxy
'cause sky's the limit and we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it

[Monoxide Child]
Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
And everything is obsolete unless I hear my homies call
We world wide, were homies around the planet
Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's "Beat It jacket"
They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
Hanging till we old and gray like grandpas (Psychopathic)

[Chorus - Repeat somewhat]
We talkin' about HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
Our motha ****in' HOMIES! HOMIES!
We throwin' up clown love signs (Real Juggalo)
HOMIES! HOMIES!
Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
HOMIES! HOMIES!

You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click **** the outside baby
You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Runnin' with the homies until i'm old like Grady

You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Keep it in your click **** the outside baby
You don't like me, you can **** on!
Carnival ain't for everyone!
Swingin' hatches on the daily with my crew actin' crazy

HockeyFighter
03-19-2003, 01:33 PM
That show ****ing ruled

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:34 PM
There's a time for love and a time for living
Take a chance and something
Open road and a road thats hidden
A brand new life around the bend

There were times when I lost a dream or two
I found a trail and at the end was you

Theres a path you take and a path not taken
The choice is up to you my friend
Not so something but you're something awake
To a brand new life, a brand new life
a brand new life around the way

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Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:36 PM
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 01:37 PM
Brand/Artist Icp
Album The Great Milenko
Song Title Dating Game
Comment: Click here to view (4) comment for this song -> click here to add small comment
Lyrics Let's meet contestant number one
He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, woman love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?

Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick

Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, **** YOU!!!
Hurry up *****, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****ing lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-**** her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let's me contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-*****, yo, **** YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other mother****ers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!

**** that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, **** you, I got a strong rap
****, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-wack

I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to **** it
It was a big ****ing smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:37 PM
Curly - I just had that mp3 playing getting ready to type out the lyrics.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:37 PM
Just two good old boys,
Never meaning no harm.
Beats all you ever you saw,
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they were born.

Straightening the curves,
Flattenin the hill.
Someday the mountain
Might get them but the law never will.

Makin their way-
The only way they know how
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow.
Makin their way-,
The only way they know how.
That's just a little bit more
Than the law will allow.

Just two good old boys
Couldn't change if they could.
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
Curly - I just had that mp3 playing getting ready to type out the lyrics.

sorry....... http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/tvtheme.htm

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:39 PM
What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look,
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
sorry....... http://www.tripletsandus.com/80s/tvtheme.htm

I never thought about that but I did do it to Full House just a minute ago. I'm a loser in real life and I have like 20 TV Themes downloaded.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:40 PM
We're a movin' on up,
(We're a movin on up.)
To the east side.
(Mo-vin on up.)
To a de-luxe apartment,
In the sky-.
Mo-vin' on up
(Mo-vin on up.)
To the east side,
(Mo-vin on up.)
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen,
A beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lot of trying
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in the big leagues,
Gettin our turn at bat.
As long as we live
It's you and me baby.
There ain't nothing wrong with that.

We're a moving on up
(Mo-vin on up.)
To the east side,
(Mo-vin on up.)
To a de-luxe apartment
In the sky-.
Mo-vin on up
(Mo-vin on up.)
To the east side.
(Mo-vin on up.)
We finally got a piece of the pie-.

Curly Howard
03-19-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
I never thought about that but I did do it to Full House just a minute ago. I'm a loser in real life and I have like 20 TV Themes downloaded.

I love the old themes.....we play name that show sometimes

HockeyFighter
03-19-2003, 01:42 PM
eye of the tiger

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 01:43 PM
Billy Ocean.

Prince
03-19-2003, 01:53 PM
Inspector Gadget
ooh ohh
Inspector Gadget

go Gadget go
go Gadget go

Inspector Gadget
ooh ohh
Inspector Gadget

handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 01:55 PM
I was posting Icp lyrics sorry


The Facts of Life

You take the good,
You take the bad,
You take them both and there you have the facts of life.
The facts of life.

There's a time you gotta go and show
You're growin' now,
You know about the facts of life.
The facts of life.

When the world never seems,
To be living up to your dreams.
And suddenly you're finding out,
The facts of life are all about you.
All about you.
You-u-u-u,
A-ll about you.
It takes a lot to get em right,
But you're learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of life.
Learnin the facts of li-fe.


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handjobs4dollars
03-19-2003, 01:55 PM
Thank you for being a friend,
Travelled down the road and back again.
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confident.

And if you threw a party-,
Invited everyone you knew-,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend-.