The Golden Bear
03-19-2003, 02:55 AM
She was all wet and hot for his ****. So she said "Son, give me 9 inches and make it HURT!!!"
So Money, being a good boy, stuck his dick in her 3 times and hit the ***** on her ass with a 2x4. Then rolled over and went to sleep.
realkaps
03-19-2003, 02:58 AM
LOL, I had to read it twice to get it, I must be tired. Jimmy Kimmel live is on in 5 min.....
ruffneck119
03-19-2003, 03:48 AM
Bwhahahahaha!!!!
Damn that's funny.
HAHAHAHA That is not only funny but possibly true...I saw this bad comic this weekend on comedy central and he was not funny at all. and all i could think is money would brag he made it to comedy central and he would also be the oposite of funny (or tell Blakes joke)
Piedra
03-19-2003, 03:53 PM
Damn Money could leave her mom pregnant!
Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 03:54 PM
HAHAHAHA! Now THAT is GOLD!!!
Money
03-19-2003, 04:24 PM
Blake=Minimum wage paint mixer at Home Depot 4 life?
Do you have a company of your own? No
Are you the future of comedy? No
Did you graduate from an Ivy League School? NO
Were you an abortion gone horribly wrong? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so shut your piehole and go back to sleep where you peed.
BTW, I have to go to NYC to perform. So I'm outa here you losers!
Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 04:26 PM
Of course you do. Funny how the timing always works out to Money getting owned = time for stand up comedy.
Money
03-19-2003, 04:29 PM
Thanks Leather.
U da Hombre!
ruffneck119
03-19-2003, 04:38 PM
Dammit money you are acting like a tard, nevermind can't be helped.
Just don't make me **** your mom she likes my **** even more than yours.
Good luck Money. Break a leg, seriously.
The Golden Bear
03-19-2003, 05:59 PM
Oh god this is great.
Have a good show Money.
Fallout
03-19-2003, 06:03 PM
I'm not even gonna say it, I'm just gonna do it
realkaps
03-31-2003, 07:49 PM
Half the threads in here have been moved by you.....