View Full Version : my gf called me a *****


Bluecifer
03-18-2003, 11:38 PM
just bcuz i've a bloodshot eye and my arm's in a sling

realkaps
03-18-2003, 11:42 PM
Show her what it feels like.....

Curly Howard
03-18-2003, 11:42 PM
kick her in the nuts

Bella
03-18-2003, 11:46 PM
What the hell happened to your arm?

Bluecifer
03-18-2003, 11:54 PM
the arm didn't get hurt graining, I just fell on it wrong and jammed it or something

AgonYx0
03-18-2003, 11:55 PM
break up with her and watch her cry and call her a ***** back... lol jk

Fallout
03-19-2003, 12:03 AM
Tell her you are what you eat, then go down on her. She'll return the favour and you will get laid

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 12:07 AM
It's all good advice, which I intend to do when she's finished fixing my dinner

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 12:19 AM
after dinner huh..hahahahahahaa i guess its true a way to a mans heart is his stomach.. Did i say that right?? cause im drunk

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 12:19 AM
after dinner huh..hahahahahahaa i guess its true a way to a mans heart is his stomach.. Did i say that right?? cause im drunk

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 12:25 AM
im drunk too, but now im not gonna say anthing like that beause she's beibg kind of sweet, a liitke bit insulting and condescending, but a bit nice and i'm hungry

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 12:27 AM
how sweet

realkaps
03-19-2003, 12:29 AM
PA has a drinking problem......

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 12:34 AM
no i dont

Fallout
03-19-2003, 12:37 AM
As does Tony, Bzob and a few others on this board.

Strange that they would enjoy a sport where one of the main sponsers was a brewing company

realkaps
03-19-2003, 12:37 AM
Your drunk on a tuesday......

realkaps
03-19-2003, 12:38 AM
The only reason I am not drunk is because I drank all my alcohol on sunday night......

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Your drunk on a tuesday......

kaps, there is nothing wrong with that.its relaxing and i deserve it

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 01:06 AM
fukin caaiens

AgonYx0
03-19-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
fukin caaiens

can u say that again

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 01:10 AM
yes

Bella
03-19-2003, 01:12 AM
How'd that go?

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 01:13 AM
arit

The Jake
03-19-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Show her what it feels like.....

I concur with Mr.Kaps.

"Oooh I'm soooo sorry I'm not man enough for you...."

Then kick the ***** in the teeth. As she's spitting teeth backhand her back into the kitchen.

"NOW MAKE ME SOME EGGS WOMAN BEFORE I SMACK YOUR ASS BACK TO THE DARK AGES!! IS THAT MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU??"

Dammit, where's that picture of Jake De Mus when u need it???

- The Jake

ruffneck119
03-19-2003, 04:13 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Damn that is funny.

If some woman tried to call me a ***** I would be like; hey! Get your ***** ass back into the kitchen and make me some noodles!

ig0r1eye
03-19-2003, 05:00 AM
why do women have smaller feet that men



so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

The Ensanity
03-19-2003, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by ruffneck
Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Damn that is funny.

If some woman tried to call me a ***** I would be like; hey! Get your ***** ass back into the kitchen and make me some noodles! HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Whoremaster B
03-19-2003, 11:55 AM
It doesnt make sense. Your a ***** because your arm got ****ed up bad enough for a sling?

next time she gets hurt and cries ( which she will ) laugh at her for OL HANSIL!

Bzob
03-19-2003, 11:57 AM
*****

Bluecifer
03-19-2003, 05:23 PM
I'll kick you in the NUTZ!