Mine is to have one with a midget.

The other is to do a woman with one leg. Don't ask me why but I have a hankering to try it at least once.

I'd also like to sodomize Chris Byrd's wife while "CITA" and Chris watch and handjob one another!

Mine is to have one with a midget.

The other is to do a woman with one leg. Don't ask me why but I have a hankering to try it at least once.

I'd also like to sodomize Chris Byrd's wife while "CITA" and Chris watch and handjob one another!

Rep points for that!

wow,now that is twisted lol. really twisted

wow,now that is twisted lol. really twisted
I bet you have some rather more twisted ones I'm sure :D

MAYBEEEEE! LOL. Hey how come everyone else has like a ****load of that blue stuff, and we have like none?

MAYBEEEEE! LOL. Hey how come everyone else has like a ****load of that blue stuff, and we have like none?
Because they don't love us...

Actually, it's the amount of gayness they gained from just being here. LOL

So we're like the most not gay. Is it that karma stuff?

So we're like the most not gay. Is it that karma stuff?
Yes! It's that gay stuff.

But all the people that have a ****load of it, still have a small penis... It just makes thier dicks feel bigger.

Well I have no penis, so I should have no blue stuff. Well we can be not gay together lol j/k.

Well I have no penis, so I should have no blue stuff. Well we can be not gay together lol j/k.
Well, most people here are guys. So I had to throw that in there. No offense

None taken! I kinda figured that's why you put in there lol.

I gotta admit, Willy's been saying funny sh*t.

Boy, this thread has been dissapointing!
No one wants to spar with Sweet Dick?
Ok, il have a go...Twisted Sexual Fantasy...my music teacher in a pair of tight Y-fronts, he was bald and scottish! (its actually making me feel ill thinking about it!) I WAS LIKE 14!
My aunt
Being a crack dealer, and getting "paid" by a female customer.
Thats it.


C'mon people, lets stop ****ing around and use our wonderful anonimity to be brutaly honest.... like for example..iv mastrabated with uncooked bacon.

Ok, im done..who's next?

some times i think of gettin my cuzns drunk and fukin them
:D
or was that some one else........
? :confused: ?

Boy, this thread has been dissapointing!
No one wants to spar with Sweet Dick?
Ok, il have a go...Twisted Sexual Fantasy...my music teacher in a pair of tight Y-fronts, he was bald and scottish! (its actually making me feel ill thinking about it!) I WAS LIKE 14!
My aunt
Being a crack dealer, and getting "paid" by a female customer.
Thats it.


C'mon people, lets stop ****ing around and use our wonderful anonimity to be brutaly honest.... like for example..iv mastrabated with uncooked bacon.

Ok, im done..who's next?

LMAO. bacon huh? i might have to give that a try.

LMAO. bacon huh? i might have to give that a try.
do it do it do it!
Although having sex with a piece of dead pig flesh might carry a small risk of catching some freaky disease!
Can you tell im not a muslim? lol

ive heard of carving out a dick size hole in a watermelon and putting it in the oven for 10 minutes so it gets nice and warm. then have your way with it.*cough* ofcourse ive never tried this. :o

ive heard of carving out a dick size hole in a watermelon and putting it in the oven for 10 minutes so it gets nice and warm. then have your way with it.*cough* ofcourse ive never tried this. :o

me, myself, and Irene?
One of jim carey's funniest movies

yep. i think it was cut out of the movie they showed in the theatre's. its a great movie. :D

ive heard of carving out a dick size hole in a watermelon and putting it in the oven for 10 minutes so it gets nice and warm. then have your way with it.*cough* ofcourse ive never tried this. :o
I DONT WANT TO START COOKING ****!

I DONT WANT TO START COOKING ****!

just fuk it raw
it'll cook itself
then jus give it to some homeless guy so he can eat

Heres a story i read thats pretty extreme.
A girl once was found dead on the bathroom floor, she had hit her head on the toilet rim and died.
But detectives were puzzled by a large quantity of tiny shell fish in the toliet.

Then the story unfolded of how this woman, while in the bath had the idea to mastrabate with a live lobster (i dont know where she got it from), by inserting its tail into her vagina, and using a lighter, burn it. The lobster would then squirm in pain, and its tail would jerk around!
But what she hadnt realised is that the lobster had been ejeculating its eggs inside her. Then later, while experiencing severe stomach cramps, she visited the bathroom. And when she caught sight of what she had coming out from her insides, she fainted, cracking her head on the rim of the toliet.

holy ****. that is pretty extreme.
she must have been really horny, really bored or really desperate. at least the lobster got some *****.

Maybe she just really likes seafood?
Strange that...fish...vagina...hmmm, makes me think.

Boy, this thread has been dissapointing!
No one wants to spar with Sweet Dick?
Ok, il have a go...Twisted Sexual Fantasy...my music teacher in a pair of tight Y-fronts, he was bald and scottish! (its actually making me feel ill thinking about it!) I WAS LIKE 14!
My aunt
Being a crack dealer, and getting "paid" by a female customer.
Thats it.


C'mon people, lets stop ****ing around and use our wonderful anonimity to be brutaly honest.... like for example..iv mastrabated with uncooked bacon.

Ok, im done..who's next?
I hope you're female

If it's any consolation, I've used the skin from a raw chicken to squeeze out a few wads. I've also used the hole where the neck is in a cornished hen (uncooked of course) to get my rocks off.

I hope you're female

If it's any consolation, I've used the skin from a raw chicken to squeeze out a few wads. I've also used the hole where the neck is in a cornished hen (uncooked of course) to get my rocks off.
lmao, i knew i could count on you to do some damage in the "****ing food" department.
You hope im female? Hope away Dicky! ;)

lmao, i knew i could count on you to do some damage in the "****ing food" department.
You hope im female? Hope away Dicky! ;)
Let's just say that cornished hen became chicken alfredo after I was done having my way with it :D

Let's just say that cornished hen became chicken alfredo after I was done having my way with it :D

Dont know wat crnished hen is.
Dont know wat alfredo chicken is.
Its wasted on me. But i still love u deeply.

I'd also like to sodomize Chris Byrd's wife while "CITA" and Chris watch and handjob one another!
WTF?!?! dude...you are seriously messed up! :eek:

WTF?!?! dude...you are seriously messed up! :eek:
No, CITA is the one whose messed up. That sick Jesus freak loves that idea

Dont know wat crnished hen is.
Dont know wat alfredo chicken is.
Its wasted on me. But i still love u deeply.
A cornished hen is a baby chicken. They sell them whole in the grocery store. Not in pieces. The only thing missing is the chicken's head and neck. Where the neck is there's a hole. You can stuff the chicken with seasoning inside there or from behind. It's safer to cram your **** in where that hole is at the neck. Less likely to jam your peter in to a spindly bone.

Alfredo sauce is that white creamy sauce sometimes used with chicken and pasta dishes.

So use your brain when I say "chicken alfredo" after I was done with the chicken :D

No, CITA is the one whose messed up. That sick Jesus freak loves that idea
no...you're the definitely the one that's messed up

ive heard of carving out a hole in a watermelon and putting it in the oven for 10 minutes so it gets nice and warm. then have your way with it.*cough* ofcourse ive never tried this. :o
there was a guy who did that but used a microwave, his piercing screams were heard for miles as he tried to have his way with a 190 degrees melon.

no...you're the definitely the one that's messed up
You don't know me. I'm perfectly normal. I'd pay to see CITA gangraped. I'm sure he'd be a willing participant. He'd be screaming Jesus name all night and liking it.

You don't know me. I'm perfectly normal. I'd pay to see CITA gangraped. I'm sure he'd be a willing participant. He'd be screaming Jesus name all night and liking it.
just STFU :mad:

there was a guy who did that but used a microwave, his piercing screams were heard for miles as he tried to have his way with a 190 degrees melon.
OUCHHH!!! poor bastard :D

Sweet Meat, who did you serve that cornished hen to? Hopefully not sweet little cousin Suzanne

You don't know me. I'm perfectly normal. I'd pay to see CITA gangraped. I'm sure he'd be a willing participant. He'd be screaming Jesus name all night and liking it.

Whats your problem? I have never personally attacked you and even paid you a compliment on a thread. Why do you continue to verbally assault me?

Whats your problem? I have never personally attacked you and even paid you a compliment on a thread. Why do you continue to verbally assault me?

Cause he's lonely and will post any insult to get a reaction to anyone...doesnt matter who it is either. IGNORE him; there is no understanding him, and any 'getting along' with him will be very temporary! He's not worth it, or the time it takes to read his filthy, 'full of shock value posts'. Dont take anything he say's personal or even serious for that matter! ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING he posts is for attention; which is why I refuse to give him any. (Even when he reads this and insults me over it)

there was a guy who did that but used a microwave, his piercing screams were heard for miles as he tried to have his way with a 190 degrees melon.

LMFAO!! :p

this is one strange thread lol

U wanna read some books by Sigmund Freud. he is a great man. every1 thought he was perverted cos he came up with theories saying how every1 has weird sexual fantasies. He is also the man who said all boys wanna shag their mum and girls wanna shag their dad. Great dude. if he was on here id hit im with blue all day long.

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Mine is to have one with a midget.

The other is to do a woman with one leg. Don't ask me why but I have a hankering to try it at least once.

I'd also like to sodomize Chris Byrd's wife while "CITA" and Chris watch and handjob one another!

:rofl: .. my twisted fantasy is to **** my friends mom while she is watchin "murder she wrote"

One thing is for sure.

I don't think we pay enough homage to Willy's man boobs. Impressive.

One thing is for sure.

I don't think we pay enough homage to Willy's man boobs. Impressive.

Damn, thats gynecomastia at it's best there.

Damn, thats gynecomastia at it's best there.

Yeah it's in full effect. Those cans are flat out impressive, and I'd hazard to guess if butterbean is reading this thread he felt a sinking feeling in his stomach once we pointed out how much of a man's physique he has.

Mine is to have one with a midget.

The other is to do a woman with one leg. Don't ask me why but I have a hankering to try it at least once.

I'd also like to sodomize Chris Byrd's wife while "CITA" and Chris watch and handjob one another!

:lol1:

I'll pass on the midget and chick with 1 leg.....probably named Eileen.

id **** a midget....just the other day i seen a decent looking one.

id **** a midget....just the other day i seen a decent looking one.

im with you on this one. I would bang a midget.