Do you you scratch with the fingernails? use a pinch and roll technique? something else?

I have a debate with Tanner.

He says men dont "pinch and roll", and I think they do.

I'll admit to the pinch and roll technique, yes.

I just shake 'em real, real hard kind of like that dog in turner & hooch shook his head. Also when I pee, I wring my penis dry, rather than the more conventional shake or tap method.

i scracth, but never too hard

Of course not, because you're so playa smoov.

Real men scratch.

- The Jake

I scratch usually. But if I'm in a precarious situation, where a good sack scratch could be inappropriate, I'll give my little soldier a little pinch and readjustment for the time being.

What do you do when the coochie itches?

scratch, rub and carress. all of those tecniques are used all in one stroke.

DOGG?!?!?!? Your nuts dropped? How cute? Youre getting sooo big.

*pinches Doggs Cheeks*

Let it all out in the open. Go down the pants. Even pull them out if they need air.

i like the pinch and pull with the nails. i gets the ich completely.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
DOGG?!?!?!? Your nuts dropped? How cute? Youre getting sooo big.

*pinches Doggs Cheeks*

yes, my nuts dropped. i think i am now a man. could this be possible?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
yes, my nuts dropped. i think i am now a man. could this be possible?
Ha...you a....man...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA~ Now shut the **** up you short manwhore of a *****.

witness the pinch and roll all the time at work...or the ever popular "nut adjust"...

Scratch and sniff, the scratch dont count if you dont smell it..........

Originally posted by kaps
Scratch and sniff, the scratch dont count if you dont smell it.......... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Yeah I confess, I do prefer the pinch and roll, however I do both.

I like it when men adjust through the pants pocket. Thats hilarious.

scratching is good...I am scratching now

me too. through my sweatpants pocket..

I have no pants on...just scratching...

The pinch, roll, scratch combo is the ultimate testicle knockout situation.

I do both

I just refocus my Chi to dissipate the itch.

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
I just refocus my Chi to dissipate the itch.

Bwahahahahaha! Can I borrow your chi bro? My balls itch.

Originally posted by Allison
I like it when men adjust through the pants pocket. Thats hilarious.

Real men should scratch themselves openly.

I have no qualms about doing so. If the ***** has a problem, she can avert her eyes.

If women are allowed to breast feed in public, I'm allowed to scratch myself in public.

Both are perfectly natural biological functions.

- The Jake

I like it.


Well I use all techniques but the nail.

Blake,

The nail does have it's place however. Typically used when all other techniques have failed to absolve the itch.

Use it, but use it sparingly.

- The Jake

I rub them out on the nearest girls face :)

I usually just reach down my pants and get the full scratch and adjustment.


things must be proper, even if your not.

you have to get in there and really scratch. when I get out of the gym or Jui Jitsu and my jock is flaming no pinch and roll technique will help. Just some hardcore digging.

Originally posted by ruffneck
I rub them out on the nearest girls face :) the best way yet

and by the way, Suave does that **** alot. In public places, in front of mom, he just doesnt give a ****.

Im the shifting type. but when the going gets tough, I need a shovel for that kind of digging.

it's all about the situation and the degree of itch, sometimes there is nothing that will suffice except a good straight-up scratch!

thats right Hansil, if mom dont like that **** she can turn her ****ing head.

Your mother would slap you across the cheek if she heard you say that.

Suave will them get her in the clinch. take her down and G&P that old women.

Ill admit, shes mean, but suaves strength and conditioning have improved.

Id say Suave by TKO in the first round.

I use a backwards raking motion with my fingernails, I also pinch and roll.

Has anyone ever used NAIR on their sack before? I'm contemplating it.

Dont do it , man.

NAIR has some harsh chemicals..I use it on my legs sometimes, but once made the mistake of putting it on my bikini line. It broke me out like hell and was like that for a few days..Plus, it smells.

I use it around the sack but not actually on it. I did make the mistake of applying it twice within about 30 minutes, I thought I was going to die, other than that I've never had any bad results. I'm scared to shave it.

It does do something to my palms though where they feel smooth for like 3 weeks, I don't know what thats alla bout.

Cant you stretch the skin tight enough to just shave them?

What is the question here allison about how does anyone "se rasca los huevos"?

I shave them...it helps with the itching. But when they do itch I pinch, stretch, and scratch.

Originally posted by Allison
Cant you stretch the skin tight enough to just shave them?

Thats what I was wondering. I'm just scared something will slip.

you can stretch them enough to shave them. just dont use an electric razor while this happens, I have got loose skin "Caught up".

Nair is the devil.

There is nothing quite so refreshing as the feeling of newly shorn scrotum...and enough talk about nairing your balls people, BE A MAN, get a brazilian bikini wax.

I love Nair. The only bad experience I've had with it is when I used it on my ass and thighs within 30 minutes, that's just because I'm stupid though.

Are armpits a no-go with Nair?

YOU USED NAIR ON YOUR ASS CRACK? ARE YOU INSANE?

Not insane, just not smart. It sucked the first time, but every time afterwards it has been great results.

I used this nair-like, as seen on TV stuff on my arm pits once and it burned the hell out of them. Bad experience. Never will I attempt it again.

Originally posted by Bella
I used this nair-like, as seen on TV stuff on my arm pits once and it burned the hell out of them. Bad experience. Never will I attempt it again.

Nadz? Also Cesaro, what do mean great results?

Two best things I have noticed are:

1. Less time spent wiping
2. I hardly ever get swamp ass(smelly, sweaty ass)

Nads is not liek NAIR. NAIR desolves the hair, while NADS rips the hair out by the follicle.

For the armpit, I'd go with wax. It will make your eyes well up with tears,though.

What is this NADS you speak of? Whats the difference between wax and Nads?

Here's what you do for getting areas down below hair-free:

Shave everything. For areas that you cant really see, put one foot on the sink counter and judge with a mirror. Then, rub in Vaseline Petrolium Jelly. Its thicker, so it lasts longer, and it wont irritate the skin.

NADS is green and costs twice as much because its called NADS.

Same thing, basically.

Originally posted by Allison
Nads is not liek NAIR. NAIR desolves the hair, while NADS rips the hair out by the follicle.

For the armpit, I'd go with wax. It will make your eyes well up with tears,though.

Oh. I guess that would go under the sometimes I cry thread. BTW Allison you can't possibly condone Cesaro's assnairing, right? If not, what would recommend for a nice smooth shiny bunghole? It seems waxing would hurt and shaving is dangerous...

Originally posted by Allison
Here's what you do for getting areas down below hair-free:

Shave everything. For areas that you cant really see, put one foot on the sink counter and judge with a mirror. Then, rub in Vaseline Petrolium Jelly. Its thicker, so it lasts longer, and it wont irritate the skin.

Sounds hot.

The razor burn is what I'm scared of, that **** is wicked. If I put oN Vaseline this wont happen? I'm scared of knicking when I shave my sack though.

Blue - Don't assnair if you have sensitive skin, try it out on your thighs or something first. It works great for me, just do NOT use it twice in the same day.

Allison do you have any tips on what to do about the stubble a few days later?

I'd actually go with shaving. NAIR is too harsh for skin that never sees daylight. It would be easier than shaving your balls, anyhow. And I bet it feels really good for a man to have a smooth, hairless ass, after years of scratchy hairs down there.

Originally posted by Allison
Here's what you do for getting areas down below hair-free:

Shave everything. For areas that you cant really see, put one foot on the sink counter and judge with a mirror. Then, rub in Vaseline Petrolium Jelly. Its thicker, so it lasts longer, and it wont irritate the skin.

Wow! Shaving the bung seems pretty scary...

Cesaro, the vaseline is really good for razor burn. Just put it on right after you shave, and dont rub it in completely. Also, when you start getting stubble, You're going to get ingrown hairs. No way around it. The best thing is to wait a couple of days before you shave again. Otherwise, it gets even more irritated.

This sucks, I've been trimming for a year or so now and its just not going to cut it. I wish I could pay people to do this ****. Its the only thing I would willingly spend money on without regretting it.

Originally posted by Allison
Cesaro, the vaseline is really good for razor burn. Just put it on right after you shave, and dont rub it in completely. Also, when you start getting stubble, You're going to get ingrown hairs. No way around it. The best thing is to wait a couple of days before you shave again. Otherwise, it gets even more irritated.

Hesus effing christ! Ingrown hairs of the bung!? That sounds scary too! Does that happen with waxing?

Maybe you could squat in the bathtub, with a mirror...I seriously dont think you'll cut yourself.

This may be the most helpful thread ever and BB raises a good point, do ingrown hairs come with waxing or using NADS(by the way how much is this **** and is it less painful than waxing)?

Waxing makes ingrown hairs less prominant, but they'll still be there. It doesn't hurt,though..It will just be a little red.

I'm always going to use NAIR for the ass and innerthighs. I'm just scared about shaving my package and looking for an easier to way get rid of armpit hair.

Smooth men creep me out.

Dont wax your ass crack..Even if you manage to get the wax on there, you wont have the leverage to pull the strip off. NADS is just expensive wax with a pretty color. Dont waste your money. You can get cold wax at walmart in the cosmetics department. Sally Hanson makes one. If you want hot wax, go to a beauty supply store.

For armpit hair, cold wax will work fine. Smooth it on in an upward motion, put the strip on, then pull the strip off in a downward motion ( against the hair growth)..And you have to do it really fast or it wont come off at all.

Coldwax would be good for my armpits, correct?

Nevermind you already answered that, but this is painful also?

I bet you're writing all this down.

Yes. Walmart. Sally Hanson. $6.00.

Bella, I am. This is the best thread ever, you'll probably never see me post this much again. Most helpful thread ever.

Allison, I'll go buy some and see how it works. Thanks for the help.

LeftBench152: i had an ingrown hair once
LeftBench152: by mynuts
LeftBench152: from shaving
LeftBench152: i thought it was herpes
LeftBench152: i was so scared
LeftBench152: it looked like a huge zit

Rapid: hahahahahaha

Herpes! BWAHAHAHAHaHA!

Left, I thought that same thing.

Cesaro, let me know how it works out.

I'm gonna go to the salon and have my bung waxed for me...I'm intrigued by the idea of having a hairless poop chute that I can be proud of!

Allison, will do.

Blue - It's great.

Originally posted by Bella
Smooth men creep me out.

Damn well you won't like me or Ensanity. We are super smooth. Playa smooth.

I do shave my armpit hairs it makes it smell less down there and I sweat less. I want to get them lazer removed.

Yeah, I would consider the laser thing, if it didn't cost an arm and a leg.

LASERS! Now there's an idea! Do lasers work on the bungole? how about electolysis? Maybe plucking....nah.

Whooooa, whats this laser you're talking about? How much?

Too much for the average person to pay for. I dont know that they'd laser your ass, anyhow.

Originally posted by Allison
Too much for the average person to pay for. I dont know that they'd laser your ass, anyhow.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA! That just made me laugh! That just sounds funny! Laser your ass! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oooops! Too small. That's general Zod shooting lasers out of his eyes.

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1888954.jpg

Allison, I looked it up and it is real cheap for your chest, thighs, face, back. However, it doesn't mention ass or armpits. Its only $450 for the thighs or chest.

Call one of those place up and ask them if they'll laser my ass...hahahaha...I still think that sounds funny...can't wait to use that phrase in conversation.

WOW! I thought it was much more expensive..I've never actually checked into it.

The site looked cheap, I wouldn't let them touch with me a laser. Every other site I looked at wouldnt list the prices.

We have a place out here in Lancaster and the prices are reral reasonable as well. Dude they'll do you rass.

YAY for lasering off my ass hairs!

Anyone that lets lasers go anywhere near their genitals is a braver person than I am....

As a matter of fact, how did we reach 7+ pages on the subject of ball scratching/waxing/grooming???

- The Jake

Somethings are better left unsaid...

I just looked around online for places around here. One can get it done up at the hospital.
For bikini it's $100 a treatment. It said it can take anywhere from 3-7 treatments. It just depends on the skin texture, hair texture, etc.
I wonder how many people actually have this done.

HELP

I bought the Sally Hansen wax and I've been ripping my **** out for like 15 minutes and I still have lots of hair and I think I'm actually bleeding. This is on my armpits, what do I do??

Scratch

This may be the most agonizing pain ever.

LMFAO!!!!

You're ****ed

I think Im still bleeding.

Just pinch and roll, like all of Allisons former lovers due

Help

One time I had an ingrown hair in my pubes. HUGE WHITE THING POPS, and I thought "Oh ****, This is beyond the dreaded acne, arm-ne, and back-ne, it's crotch-ne" but then I realized it was na ingrown hair and was fine.

Cesaro, what kind of man shaves his body hair? Cavemen used the stench from their hairy asscracks to attract women you know.

I don't know, I couldn't get a chick hairy ass or not. I only wax(just today) and nair, I've tried shaving before and got cut up.

Oh, and I'm an idiot.

Trimming is the safest route to go man... I would never take a blade to my boys.

I stay trimmed, and I nair my ass. I have shaved my armpits in the past and I decided to wax after seeing Allison say its the best way. Well, I'm assuming you're supposed to trim first and I don't know what the hell the directions were because I didn't bother to read and threw the box away. Now I'm sitting here with partially hairy and sore armpits.

well i had the unfortunate mistake of reading through this entire thread while explaining mortgage payments to a client on the phone.
no joke, i almost threw up.

Did you dry heave?

really....is this **** still going on? pinch 'em...roll 'em...scratch like it's goin' out of ****in' style...i don't care as long as you've got 'em!!!

Purity, thats a lot of reading.

Allison, how many times am I supposed to use the wax strip on a certain area?