View Full Version : *****es Beware!!!!!!!


TuffGuy
03-18-2003, 03:39 AM
*****es Beware!!!!! If you need what a guy says translated into english just let me know.

Example 1: "He says that you are different." That means you are exacty like every other whore he has been with.

Example 2: "I really want to get to know you." This means he will sit and listen to you babble on about nonsense until it is time to get in your pants.

Example 3: "Its not you, it's me." This means that he doesnt have the balls to tell you that he is ****ing some other slut.

Example 4: "Of course I still like you." Ladies, this one is obvious. He is telling you that nobody better has come along yet.

Example 5: "I'm not usually like this." This means you werent the first he has done this with , or the last.

Example 6: "I've never felt this way about a girl before." This means he will call you in a weel looking for sex.

What you ladies must know is this, the game never ends. Once you are married or have had a child, he isn t yours for good. You need to continue to have an appealing look. Men never stop looking. They never stop waiting for somethiong better to come along. We as men are visual. Remember this, a man meets a woman and hopes she never changes. A woman meets a man and thinks she can change him.

Napol
03-18-2003, 03:59 AM
wtf are u doing tellimg them this ****?????

The Jake
03-18-2003, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by TuffGuy
What you ladies must know is this, the game never ends. Once you are married or have had a child, he isn t yours for good. You need to continue to have an appealing look. Men never stop looking. They never stop waiting for somethiong better to come along. We as men are visual. Remember this, a man meets a woman and hopes she never changes. A woman meets a man and thinks she can change him.

You're giving it all away damn you...

No, seriously, this is a good point.

Nobody expects their woman to be a supermodel but always, for gods sake, take pride in your appearance. Not speaking for the other guys, but those of us who take care of ourselves don't expect anything less of our women. Some guys are hypocritical in this respect, but some aren't.

I really don't think we're being unreasonable either. Just eat reasonably healthy, exercise and dress nice. Don't sit infront of the telly or tv every ****ing night and each chips and chocolate.
You make effort, he will make an effort. You really think a guy is going to sit around in a singlet and drink beer every night if his chick looks like Jenna Jameson? **** NO, if he's serious about you, he'll get up and train like a mofo to look good for his girl and buff enough and tuff enough to knock back any ****er that tries to make a move on his girl.

I am being serious now. Dead ****ing serious.

Nothing is worse for a guy who decides he's found a nice chick and stays true to her and she just totally lets herself go. This is ****ed up and cruel to the guy and it shows she is ****ing lazy and making excuses and figures since she's got the guy she can rest on her laurels.

Granted there are OCCASIONALLY mitigating circumstances, but nine times out of ten, it's simply an excuse. What makes it worse is when they don't acknowledge that it's their own INaction which bought them to this situation.

- The Jake

PS: In typing this I'm so glad I got Arju for a wife. Thank you.

ig0r1eye
03-18-2003, 05:24 AM
I just wish my wife (of 6 years) could finally learn to cook!!

Bluecifer
03-18-2003, 01:02 PM
I agree with the jake, and for the love of god please trim that bush!

TuffGuy
03-24-2003, 10:22 PM
I take it all the girls on here already know this and are at a top notch level, AND ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT?

handjobs4dollars
03-24-2003, 10:25 PM
Tuffguy you owe me a rash guard.