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Curly Howard
03-17-2003, 08:51 PM
Who out there do you feel needs a good ass whooping. A celebrity or politician or sports star? Who would you love to put your foot in there ass. No long winded political commentary please.

For me it would be Michael Bolton.....No reason really

Purity
03-17-2003, 08:55 PM
kelsey grammer

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 08:56 PM
50 cent

realkaps
03-17-2003, 08:58 PM
Nelly.....

realkaps
03-17-2003, 08:59 PM
Everyone from Murder Inc......

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:00 PM
Justin Timberlake
Norah Jones
Tom Hanks
Leonardo Di Crappio
John Howard
Anthony Mundine

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:03 PM
britney spears, because it would be a easy fight.

Purity
03-17-2003, 09:05 PM
hey wtf is a matter with tom hanks???
i think he did an AWESOME job in saving private ryan!!

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:11 PM
tim allen because home improvement was a really ghey show.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Purity
hey wtf is a matter with tom hanks???
i think he did an AWESOME job in saving private ryan!!

Castaway
Joe versus the Volcano
You've Got Mail
Sleepless in Seattle
Big

need I say more.

However Road to Perdition, Private Ryan and Green Mile save him from being at Timberlake status

JasonLeonardOBE
03-17-2003, 10:02 PM
The Oakland ****ing Raiders. I gave 12 years of my life to that POS team. Years of emotional investment up in smoke after the Superbowl.

I would like to line every single one of em up and ground and pound the **** out of those chokers.

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 10:06 PM
My rooom mates friends because I hate all thier wine making asses and I feel like fighting annd causing some pain.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
The Oakland ****ing Raiders. I gave 12 years of my life to that POS team. Years of emotional investment up in smoke after the Superbowl.

I would like to line every single one of em up and ground and pound the **** out of those chokers.

JLOBE is the one on the left...

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/abcsports/2001/1108/photo/a_raiderfans_i.jpg

JasonLeonardOBE
03-17-2003, 10:14 PM
**** I never realised how photogenic I was.

Squezze
03-17-2003, 10:21 PM
Jennifer Lopez.

Bella
03-17-2003, 10:22 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow.

Squezze
03-17-2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gwyneth Paltrow has an incredible ass.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 10:35 PM
I bet it tastes like french vanilla ice cream

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Gwyneth Paltrow.

You could take her. She doesn't have much upper body strength

Bella
03-17-2003, 10:50 PM
Everyone thinks she's really hot, and I just don't see it! I find plenty of women gorgeous, but not her. My brother and dad both think she's hot. What's up with that? Guys, tell me what's so great about her. I always thought she was somewhat plain.

Curly Howard
03-17-2003, 10:51 PM
Way too skinny

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
The Oakland ****ing Raiders. I gave 12 years of my life to that POS team. Years of emotional investment up in smoke after the Superbowl.

I would like to line every single one of em up and ground and pound the **** out of those chokers.

I cried like a frightened frenchman when they got slaughtered like that. I don't know if I can ever watch football ever again. Oh yeah, Barbara Walters. I don't like the way she makes everybody cry in her interviews. Anyone see the Angela Lansbury Debacle?

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by Bella
Everyone thinks she's really hot, and I just don't see it! I find plenty of women gorgeous, but not her. My brother and dad both think she's hot. What's up with that? Guys, tell me what's so great about her. I always thought she was somewhat plain.

She's kind of classy and elegant, I cried during Great Expectations.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 10:57 PM
I don't like anything about her except she has a nice little ass that would be very clean I imagine.

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 10:58 PM
She a bag of bones. I need some meat on those bones. For me to bone her.

JasonLeonardOBE
03-17-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I cried like a frightened frenchman when they got slaughtered like that. I don't know if I can ever watch football ever again.

I am actually not watching pro football anymore. I am not a fair weather fan. I won't change teams and pick a "winner". But I can't put up with these letdowns anymore. The lazy players, stupid penalties, headcases and so on have finally worn me down.

Al Davis should slit his wrists and die in his bath like in the Godfather.

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 10:59 PM
I bet she has a blonde airstrip...I mean she's ok, there's many way hotter, what I said before is just why I think that she's a kind of a marquee name.

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
I am actually not watching pro football anymore. I am not a fair weather fan. I won't change teams and pick a "winner". But I can't put up with these letdowns anymore. The lazy players, stupid penalties, headcases and so on have finally worn me down.

Al Davis should slit his wrists and die in his bath like in the Godfather.

Agreed 100%. I feel EXACTLY the same way. I've been hurt and I'm not going back. I couldn't help liking them , even when they were ****ing AWFUL. MMA is now the only sport that I truly love.

JasonLeonardOBE
03-17-2003, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Agreed 100%. I feel EXACTLY the same way. I've been hurt and I'm not going back. I couldn't help liking them , even when they were ****ing AWFUL. MMA is now the only sport that I truly love.

I'm thinking of suing.

The Jake
03-17-2003, 11:04 PM
N'Sync and Justin Timberlake.

All at once, I wish I could take them on.

Destroy them and maim them permanently.

- The Jake

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
I'm thinking of suing.

Hmmmmn. Not a bad Idea. I'm thinking maybe class action lawsuit?

JasonLeonardOBE
03-17-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Hmmmmn. Not a bad Idea. I'm thinking maybe class action lawsuit?

Aw screw that. Mailbomb to Alameda.:devil

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 11:14 PM
Actually, I take back Barbara Walters and would like to beat Al Davis til he's a bloody quivering pulp and then rip out his intestines and strangle him with them. That last thing his senile old ass would see is me taking a bite out of his still beating heart.

HockeyFighter
03-18-2003, 01:53 AM
Joe Rogan

Leather
03-18-2003, 05:38 AM
-Ben affleck
-JLo
-Bush, Blair, Aznar and Sadam....