I performed this weekend in Midtown my comedy routiine and came up with this great new joke.

Hey any guys in here with small penises?

If your woman ever accuses you of having a small one.

Tell her, no, no, I don't have a small penis. You just have a huge vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure gold!

Where do I come up with this stuff?

all hail me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard that before...seriously

you should replace "vagina" with "meat curtains"

That's an old joke, you retard...not funny.
God, please take Money away...and make it slow and painful...thank you God.

go Money go.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
That's an old joke, you retard...not funny.
God, please take Money away...and make it slow and painful...thank you God.

Mr. Bobblehead:

Give me the comic who uses that joke!

Liar! You can't admit I am the future of comedy while you are the future of failure!

Money, I'm sorry but I've heard this joke in Spain too....

Money is a genius at stealing material.

Originally posted by Leather
Money, I'm sorry but I've heard this joke in Spain too....

F'n A. I thought that joke was original. It is cuz I'm saying it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by gman
Money is a genius at stealing material.

Sort of like you're good at stealing guy's virginities.

For the love of god someone tell me the comic that has this joke!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I will either say yay or nay to the accusations presented.

Originally posted by Money
F'n A. I thought that joke was original. It is cuz I'm saying it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well...there are a lot of "original jokes", but you must think that there are alot of comics in the world, Money!!....

Hmmm... can someone translate what Leather said?

Piedra can you help out a brother?

Originally posted by Money
Sort of like you're good at stealing guy's virginities.

For the love of god someone tell me the comic that has this joke!!!!!!!!!!!

Then I will either say yay or nay to the accusations presented.

a comic didn't come out with that joke. Some teenager used it and it caught on. It's not even that funny.

**** you Money :fu:
If you can't try to translate my "perfect" english, how do you think to do a joke?...Use your imagination (**** me!! this sentence sounds like a Walt Disney movie)...

Originally posted by gman
a comic didn't come out with that joke. Some teenager used it and it caught on. It's not even that funny.

I have never heard that joke before, fatman.

Leather, please download the English to Spanish translator on www.Spanglish.com. The people of Global thank you. Our brains are bleeding from trying to comprehend your posts. It's hard enough trying to comprehend what the Canadians are trying to say. Eh?

ur an ass-monkey

Originally posted by Money

Leather, please download the English to Spanish translator on www.Spanglish.com. The people of Global thank you. Our brains are bleeding from trying to comprehend your posts. It's hard enough trying to comprehend what the Canadians are trying to say. Eh?


mmmmmm....no...:fu:

I tried the joke again last night and no one ever said that someone else had that joke. So all of you apologize now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok...or they were gentlemen and didn't tell you that they had heard the joke yet...lol..

cage

Money, I thought you said you had a gig at the apollo, what happened with that?

Originally posted by kaps
Money, I thought you said you had a gig at the apollo, what happened with that?

In jUne. I dont' know the tv air date though.

Is this a cage thread??...

Yes, yes it is......