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The Jake 03-17-2003, 06:10 AM sell all his worldly posessions, ditch his job and his woman and a) move to England to pursue his rugby career
b) move to Brazil, train with the Gracies and chase hot brazilian women
c) move to America and met the Global crew
d) stay doing exactly what his doing and stew
Discuss.
- The Jake
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 06:47 AM Forget a): His questions about men and thongs would just get him in trouble over there.
Forget b):You know he could never actually find Brasil.
Forget c): Same as above.
D)Is best suited to his capabilities. Keep up the good work Seldom!
zioxoiz 03-17-2003, 06:49 AM c wouldnt work as he wouldnt want to meet adam. I didnt but was forced into it.
Magic Man 03-17-2003, 07:12 AM e) blow up the ****ing EDS building and give Magic Man his car.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 04:00 PM What about option F...?
Move to Alaska and become a pro seal clubber
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 04:01 PM Seldom move to canada.
Purity 03-17-2003, 04:58 PM Originally posted by The Jake
sell all his worldly posessions, ditch his job and his woman and a) move to England to pursue his rugby career
b) move to Brazil, train with the Gracies and chase hot brazilian women
c) move to America and met the Global crew
d) stay doing exactly what his doing and stew
allow me on this one.
seldom should combine all options by choosing:
e) bring us over some hot brazis, play rugby out here in america, so we can watch and laugh at him while he stews about.
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 05:00 PM Seldom can't play rugby because he's a aussie.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 05:09 PM Hahahahahaha...sorry GMan is right...Aussies can't play rugby, we are world champs by sheer fluke!
Ass!
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 05:11 PM I don't give a **** about world rankings. They changed it and number 11 now means number 1.
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handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 05:20 PM I was wrong aussies can play rugby but seldom still sucks at it.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 05:34 PM I agree
The Jake 03-17-2003, 05:35 PM I think we all know what you suck, gman....
- The Jake
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 10:06 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
Hahahahahaha...sorry GMan is right...Aussies can't play rugby, we are world champs by sheer fluke!
Word up.:devil
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 10:09 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
What about option F...?
Move to Alaska and become a pro seal clubber
Like you could even survive an ACTUAL winter in the top half of the world.
Maybe if you wore one of those Wallabie Cosmonaut outfits.
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:09 PM Originally posted by The Jake
I think we all know what you suck, gman....
- The Jake
Hey just because My team went 0-7 this year don't mean ****. Thier were 14 other guys out there. Plus what do you want from me. I'm prop, It's not like I should be scoring three try's a game. I did my job and I supported the backs.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:11 PM Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Like you could even survive an ACTUAL winter in the top half of the world.
Maybe if you wore one of those Wallabie Cosmonaut outfits.
Good point...**** the minus temperatures..
Option F will now be Move to Fiji and pick coconuts
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 10:17 PM Seldom the Fijians are very territorial concerning their coconuts.
They would probably let you find employment as a palm tree though.
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:18 PM Or he could work as towel ***** for a sevens team.
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 10:20 PM Originally posted by gman
Or he could work as towel ***** for a sevens team.
Seldom can't count to seven...
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:21 PM Dammit maybe he could be a speaker for people on how not to pick on retards. He could tell story's of his life and how his mom use to make retard faces at him as a child.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:26 PM Originally posted by gman
Dammit maybe he could be a speaker for people on how not to pick on retards. He could tell story's of his life and how his mom use to make retard faces at him as a child.
and I could use real pics of real tards...like this guy
http://www3.sympatico.ca/grant.mcclemont/IM000074.JPG
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:27 PM And everybody knows white guys don't play 7's!
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:30 PM they do here in canada
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:32 PM Hence...Canada sucks at 7s!
I played in the 7s a few weeks ago here, and I was one of two white guys in our team...very strange scene
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:33 PM You could always use this guy.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3df02b3127cce93ae93fca3470000001410
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:33 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
Hence...Canada sucks at 7s!
I played in the 7s a few weeks ago here, and I was one of two white guys in our team...very strange scene
I'm too big and slow to play seven's anyways
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:45 PM Originally posted by gman
You could always use this guy.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3df02b3127cce93ae93fca3470000001410
That guy is Hotty McHots!
JasonLeonardOBE 03-17-2003, 10:51 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
That guy is Hotty McHots!
That guy is a born ashtray.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:59 PM And you my friend are a born cum dumpster
The Jake 03-17-2003, 11:00 PM Seldom you got owned.
by gman.
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
- The Jake
handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 11:00 PM I own all.
seldomTap 03-17-2003, 11:02 PM Did not...****ers
Originally posted by gman
You could always use this guy.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3df02b3127cce93ae93fca3470000001410
wasted
The Jake 03-17-2003, 11:48 PM That picture will be added to the halls of fame... hahahaha
- The Jake
i'd flame more but i think the point has been made
Bluecifer 03-18-2003, 12:37 AM Seldom, your kind of a big dude, do you fight competetively and is it true that magic man has tapped you with a toe hold?
handjobs4dollars 03-18-2003, 12:39 AM Seldom is not a big dude. He just has retard strenght.
HockeyFighter 03-18-2003, 01:50 AM What the **** is a seven
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