View Full Version : Men: Would you carry your baby for your wife?


Bella
03-16-2003, 11:16 PM
If medicine allowed you to do that, would you rather carry the baby and have a c-section or would you want your wife to have the baby?

seldomTap
03-16-2003, 11:26 PM
I am not one to mess with nature...and stretch marks would look terrible on me

Kempo Chris
03-16-2003, 11:42 PM
no

handjobs4dollars
03-16-2003, 11:44 PM
Yes ever since I was a little boy I dream of carring a child.

AgonYx0
03-17-2003, 12:17 AM
that would be some funny ****, id love to see a pregnant man, all of us know,no man would be able to hang

Curly Howard
03-17-2003, 12:20 AM
I would just because I know how much she went through carrying the last two so it would only be fair

Fallout
03-17-2003, 12:34 AM
If it was the differnce between having kids one day and not. Yes

Out of the thought of "sharing" the experience, or something like that.....not on your life

VulgarTheClown
03-17-2003, 02:10 AM
I would do it as a test to myself. though i think it would be hard to give up training.

The Jake
03-17-2003, 03:04 AM
I've got enough stretch marks on my arms... but for large sums of money & sexual favors.

Do we have to DELIVER or can we just carry? That;s the question....

- The Jake

Bella
03-17-2003, 03:05 AM
Read the question again.
Just carry. Then have a c-section.

The Jake
03-17-2003, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Bella
Read the question again.
Just carry. Then have a c-section.

Umm...

I can't read or write.... *sob*

- The Jake

ig0r1eye
03-17-2003, 05:15 AM
sure if i can stay home and the wife can work 56-80 hour a week to support the family. I'm all for it.

The Jake
03-17-2003, 05:44 AM
I revert back to my previous comment.

I'd consider it for large amounts of sexual favors and money...

- The Jake

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 08:08 PM
**** NO NEVER. Not under any circumstances. If the human race depended on me to produce a super child with my superior genetics, humanity would go the way of the dodo...that sounds ouchy and pregnancy is hell on a man's body.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 08:15 PM
And a C-section would probably ruin my dream of having washboard abs!

Curly Howard
03-17-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
And a C-section would probably ruin my dream of having washboard abs!


I thought beer ruined that dream

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 08:19 PM
Quiet infidel

The Jake
03-17-2003, 08:43 PM
I like scars if they've got a cool story.

- The Jake

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 08:45 PM
Does giving birth warrant a cool story??

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:33 PM
What if kato made Bzob have the baby?

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:35 PM
i agree with playful...no way in hell a man could handle it...is lactating a part of this scenario?

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:37 PM
What do you mean men can't handle it. How the **** do you know? Are you a man that gave birth and couldn't handle it.

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 09:37 PM
I kind of lactate out of my penis everyday, sometimes up 6-8 times.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:39 PM
Why would men want to carry a baby though...carrying and birthing babies is womens work...like the dishes, cooking, cleaning, washing clothes and driving kids to the Doctors

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:39 PM
first of all...the actual delivery of the baby isn't the issue g-man...it's just the "carrying" portion...and no, i've never been a man carrying a child...but i still don't think you could handle it...

bb...you're not lactating...that's called "the drip"...you should be used to it by now...

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:40 PM
seldom...i couldn't agree with you more...

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:41 PM
**** that I've been carry 30 extra pounds around for years.

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Laura


bb...you're not lactating...that's called "the drip"...you should be used to it by now...

More of a squirt and splatter really...

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:42 PM
hahahaha!!! good point...maybe you'd be okay gman! :) it really wasn't that bad...i had a really easy pregnancy...but towards the end i was like "get this thing out of me"!!!

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:43 PM
i know someone's gonna say somethin' smart ass about that last comment... :)

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:43 PM
Laura...I like you already! Not too many people agree when I spout my sexist views...but you are obviously wise

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:44 PM
bb...that's "explosive gonorrhea"...go to the doctor...NOW...while you're there...have him look at your eye.

Bluecifer
03-17-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Laura
...but towards the end i was like "get this thing out of me"!!!

Kind of like pooping...

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:45 PM
seldom...i really do agree. especially if the man is the only person working...even if both work...granted, then the man would need to do a little...but the majority is for the ladies...that's just how i was brought up...it was never said...just "understood"

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
Laura...I like you already! Not too many people agree when I spout my sexist views...but you are obviously wise

You sexist pig. Females are the better sex, you need to learn this.

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:45 PM
bb...i was thinkin' more like extended sex...but, yes...you could apply it to pooping as well.

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:46 PM
hey now...i never said anything about you guys being better...

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:49 PM
GMan...acting all liberated and sensitive to a womans needs, will not get you laid quicker OK!

Laura
03-17-2003, 09:49 PM
bwahaha!

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by seldomTap
GMan...acting all liberated and sensitive to a womans needs, will not get you laid quicker OK!

I realized long ago that I'm never getting laid again anyways.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 09:53 PM
This place is no good for your self esteem GMan...

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 09:55 PM
I need a girlfriend but then I realize I hate people. So what you going to do.

seldomTap
03-17-2003, 10:01 PM
I hear ya brother...don't you compromise ok..stay strong

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 10:05 PM
**** no, I'm just not willing to do the work to go get laid. I have to shower, I have to comb my hair, I have to go out. I have to spent 60 bucks getting us hammered. Or I can sit here and relax and do what ever I want and not give a **** about anybody else.

Curly Howard
03-17-2003, 10:06 PM
Gman should carry the baby......He already has the stretch marks

handjobs4dollars
03-17-2003, 10:07 PM
Sure why not.

HockeyFighter
03-18-2003, 02:04 AM
no

amunra
03-18-2003, 02:32 AM
sure why not?