Bella
03-16-2003, 11:16 PM
If medicine allowed you to do that, would you rather carry the baby and have a c-section or would you want your wife to have the baby?
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View Full Version : Men: Would you carry your baby for your wife? Bella 03-16-2003, 11:16 PM If medicine allowed you to do that, would you rather carry the baby and have a c-section or would you want your wife to have the baby? seldomTap 03-16-2003, 11:26 PM I am not one to mess with nature...and stretch marks would look terrible on me Kempo Chris 03-16-2003, 11:42 PM no handjobs4dollars 03-16-2003, 11:44 PM Yes ever since I was a little boy I dream of carring a child. AgonYx0 03-17-2003, 12:17 AM that would be some funny ****, id love to see a pregnant man, all of us know,no man would be able to hang Curly Howard 03-17-2003, 12:20 AM I would just because I know how much she went through carrying the last two so it would only be fair Fallout 03-17-2003, 12:34 AM If it was the differnce between having kids one day and not. Yes Out of the thought of "sharing" the experience, or something like that.....not on your life VulgarTheClown 03-17-2003, 02:10 AM I would do it as a test to myself. though i think it would be hard to give up training. The Jake 03-17-2003, 03:04 AM I've got enough stretch marks on my arms... but for large sums of money & sexual favors. Do we have to DELIVER or can we just carry? That;s the question.... - The Jake Bella 03-17-2003, 03:05 AM Read the question again. Just carry. Then have a c-section. The Jake 03-17-2003, 03:10 AM Originally posted by Bella Read the question again. Just carry. Then have a c-section. Umm... I can't read or write.... *sob* - The Jake ig0r1eye 03-17-2003, 05:15 AM sure if i can stay home and the wife can work 56-80 hour a week to support the family. I'm all for it. The Jake 03-17-2003, 05:44 AM I revert back to my previous comment. I'd consider it for large amounts of sexual favors and money... - The Jake Bluecifer 03-17-2003, 08:08 PM **** NO NEVER. Not under any circumstances. If the human race depended on me to produce a super child with my superior genetics, humanity would go the way of the dodo...that sounds ouchy and pregnancy is hell on a man's body. seldomTap 03-17-2003, 08:15 PM And a C-section would probably ruin my dream of having washboard abs! Curly Howard 03-17-2003, 08:17 PM Originally posted by seldomTap And a C-section would probably ruin my dream of having washboard abs! I thought beer ruined that dream seldomTap 03-17-2003, 08:19 PM Quiet infidel The Jake 03-17-2003, 08:43 PM I like scars if they've got a cool story. - The Jake seldomTap 03-17-2003, 08:45 PM Does giving birth warrant a cool story?? handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:33 PM What if kato made Bzob have the baby? Laura 03-17-2003, 09:35 PM i agree with playful...no way in hell a man could handle it...is lactating a part of this scenario? handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:37 PM What do you mean men can't handle it. How the **** do you know? Are you a man that gave birth and couldn't handle it. Bluecifer 03-17-2003, 09:37 PM I kind of lactate out of my penis everyday, sometimes up 6-8 times. seldomTap 03-17-2003, 09:39 PM Why would men want to carry a baby though...carrying and birthing babies is womens work...like the dishes, cooking, cleaning, washing clothes and driving kids to the Doctors Laura 03-17-2003, 09:39 PM first of all...the actual delivery of the baby isn't the issue g-man...it's just the "carrying" portion...and no, i've never been a man carrying a child...but i still don't think you could handle it... bb...you're not lactating...that's called "the drip"...you should be used to it by now... Laura 03-17-2003, 09:40 PM seldom...i couldn't agree with you more... handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:41 PM **** that I've been carry 30 extra pounds around for years. Bluecifer 03-17-2003, 09:42 PM Originally posted by Laura bb...you're not lactating...that's called "the drip"...you should be used to it by now... More of a squirt and splatter really... Laura 03-17-2003, 09:42 PM hahahaha!!! good point...maybe you'd be okay gman! :) it really wasn't that bad...i had a really easy pregnancy...but towards the end i was like "get this thing out of me"!!! Laura 03-17-2003, 09:43 PM i know someone's gonna say somethin' smart ass about that last comment... :) seldomTap 03-17-2003, 09:43 PM Laura...I like you already! Not too many people agree when I spout my sexist views...but you are obviously wise Laura 03-17-2003, 09:44 PM bb...that's "explosive gonorrhea"...go to the doctor...NOW...while you're there...have him look at your eye. Bluecifer 03-17-2003, 09:44 PM Originally posted by Laura ...but towards the end i was like "get this thing out of me"!!! Kind of like pooping... Laura 03-17-2003, 09:45 PM seldom...i really do agree. especially if the man is the only person working...even if both work...granted, then the man would need to do a little...but the majority is for the ladies...that's just how i was brought up...it was never said...just "understood" handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:45 PM Originally posted by seldomTap Laura...I like you already! Not too many people agree when I spout my sexist views...but you are obviously wise You sexist pig. Females are the better sex, you need to learn this. Laura 03-17-2003, 09:45 PM bb...i was thinkin' more like extended sex...but, yes...you could apply it to pooping as well. Laura 03-17-2003, 09:46 PM hey now...i never said anything about you guys being better... seldomTap 03-17-2003, 09:49 PM GMan...acting all liberated and sensitive to a womans needs, will not get you laid quicker OK! Laura 03-17-2003, 09:49 PM bwahaha! handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:51 PM Originally posted by seldomTap GMan...acting all liberated and sensitive to a womans needs, will not get you laid quicker OK! I realized long ago that I'm never getting laid again anyways. seldomTap 03-17-2003, 09:53 PM This place is no good for your self esteem GMan... handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 09:55 PM I need a girlfriend but then I realize I hate people. So what you going to do. seldomTap 03-17-2003, 10:01 PM I hear ya brother...don't you compromise ok..stay strong handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:05 PM **** no, I'm just not willing to do the work to go get laid. I have to shower, I have to comb my hair, I have to go out. I have to spent 60 bucks getting us hammered. Or I can sit here and relax and do what ever I want and not give a **** about anybody else. Curly Howard 03-17-2003, 10:06 PM Gman should carry the baby......He already has the stretch marks handjobs4dollars 03-17-2003, 10:07 PM Sure why not. HockeyFighter 03-18-2003, 02:04 AM no amunra 03-18-2003, 02:32 AM sure why not? |