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View Full Version : Masturbation at work...waste of work time? Or Productivity booster? seldomTap 03-16-2003, 07:43 PM I know I for one am way happier after a quick flog in the toilets at work... and a happy employee is a productive one I always say. Should employers impose a "2 Toss minimum" each work day to keep workers keen, happy and productive? I feel this could work Discuss Bella 03-16-2003, 07:58 PM Never done this. Not yet at least. handjobs4dollars 03-16-2003, 08:00 PM You should have to do the second you get there. People will be more relaxed and work better. Curly Howard 03-16-2003, 08:01 PM If it keeps you from killing people I say it's a good thing seldomTap 03-16-2003, 08:02 PM Originally posted by Bella Never done this. Not yet at least. Oh you will... and if you would like to, you can tell us all about it and how it made you feel much more relaxed and increased your productivity... and what toys or other apparatus you used The Golden Bear 03-16-2003, 08:04 PM mmmmmm toys. The Golden Bear 03-16-2003, 08:09 PM im going to do it at work today. Curly Howard 03-16-2003, 08:11 PM I'm doing it right now Kempo Chris 03-16-2003, 08:11 PM seldom u wak it too much Curly Howard 03-16-2003, 08:12 PM never seldomTap 03-16-2003, 08:15 PM Impossible my friend...if I ever start blowing dust though, I will let you know! Bella 03-16-2003, 08:16 PM Originally posted by seldomTap Oh you will... and if you would like to, you can tell us all about it and how it made you feel much more relaxed and increased your productivity... and what toys or other apparatus you used Sure. HockeyFighter 03-16-2003, 08:25 PM I know I have done it LukeDothSucketh 03-16-2003, 08:29 PM I have yet to try this. Allison 03-16-2003, 08:47 PM It makes the afternoon go by quicker. Kind of like a cigarette for you smokers... seldomTap 03-16-2003, 09:16 PM Great analogy Allison. When the smokers go outside to puff, I go to the toilet to whack The Jake 03-16-2003, 09:34 PM It's a proven fact it increases productivity. But given the anal nature of the chimps that run this pit, I question whether or not they install surveillance devices into the bathrooms to 'ensure' productivity remains at an alltime high.... - The Jake JasonLeonardOBE 03-16-2003, 09:46 PM Waste of time. Makes me too lethargic. After a good whack all I want is a cheeseburger and a nap. seldomTap 03-16-2003, 09:49 PM but are you not filled with the joy of the world after a solid spank? JasonLeonardOBE 03-16-2003, 09:50 PM Originally posted by seldomTap but are you not filled with the joy of the world after a solid spank? No I only desire oblivion after I pop my cork. seldomTap 03-16-2003, 09:51 PM Strange...do you whack off to footage of Nazi rallies from the 30's? JasonLeonardOBE 03-16-2003, 09:57 PM Originally posted by seldomTap Strange...do you whack off to footage of Nazi rallies from the 30's? Yes I thoroughly enjoy self loving while watching "Triumph of the Will" and those Leny Riefenstahl Munich Olympic movies. Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyeeeeee aaaaaaaahhbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbyyyyyyyyyyy! seldomTap 03-16-2003, 10:01 PM heheheheheehehehe.... The Jake 03-16-2003, 10:54 PM Zeig heil.... - The Jake |