I was at the store today and I saw someone pay for a newspaper with a credit card.

WTF? I don't need to know that you can afford to pay 16% intrest on 50 cents.

If you have ever done this, please die

I've never done that but I need to anyway.

I saw somebody take five mintues to remember their password for debit to by a candy bar.

people who talk on the cell phone at the store and in the checkout trying to use there credit card or write a check while holding the damn phone. AND If you're using checks get the damn thing ready BEFORE you check out. Don't balance your book when you're done either.

Originally posted by Creed
I was at the store today and I saw someone pay for a newspaper with a credit card.

WTF? I don't need to know that you can afford to pay 16% intrest on 50 cents.

If you have ever done this, please die


I've paid for a bottle of Pepsi with my credit card before. Times are hard sometimes, and you gotta do what you gotta do. I'd much rather pay for a Pepsi with my credit card and quench my thirst, then go thirsty worrying about what tools like you think about me and my poorness.

I'll tell you the people who should die. Nit picking poofy haired rotund guys who worry about useless **** like this.

Squezze is correct.

There was a girl that used to work with me. She was nice and I was friends with her, but there was one thing I couldn't stand about her: She would come in before her shift an hour early for some ungodly reason and whip out her cell phone, then spend that hour talking to friends. THERE IS A PHONE IN THE SAME ROOM RIGHT BESIDE YOU. WHY ARE YOU USING A CELL PHONE!? I would sacrifice sitting down on my half hour break to get away from her talking and talking and talking... It was brutal. When there was more than just me in the room with her we'd sit there staring at her, hoping she'd notice she was being an *******, but no luck... and all people that pay debit must die. ITS CALLED A GODDAM BANK, TRY IT.

I saw a guy try to use a check at taco bell once.

PHEW i only use credit cards to pay for chewing gum

This person needs to die.....

http://www.globalmma.net/community/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=193

He should die for not changing his av.

Originally posted by kaps
This person needs to die.....

http://www.globalmma.net/community/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=193


I think he just needs a haircut and an enema and he'll be fine.

Anyone that uses their cell phone while driving and decides to slow down 10-15 mph because their busy talking, should be beaten to death with a mallet.

Originally posted by miller8966
Anyone that uses their cell phone while driving and decides to slow down 10-15 mph because their busy talking, should be beaten to death with a mallet.


Gotta agree here. People who drive and use cell phones need to be destroyed.

I masturbate while driving......

Originally posted by kaps
I masturbate while driving......

I drive while masturbating........

Originally posted by Squezze
I've paid for a bottle of Pepsi with my credit card before. Times are hard sometimes, and you gotta do what you gotta do. I'd much rather pay for a Pepsi with my credit card and quench my thirst, then go thirsty worrying about what tools like you think about me and my poorness.

I'll tell you the people who should die. Nit picking poofy haired rotund guys who worry about useless **** like this.

Seeing as I already want you to die, it comes as no surprise that you pull **** like that.

If you need the money so bad, get a cash advance earlier in the day and don't waste my ****ing time

Originally posted by Creed
Seeing as I already want you to die, it comes as no surprise that you pull **** like that.

If you need the money so bad, get a cash advance earlier in the day and don't waste my ****ing time

I'm not gonna go into money issues here, but you need to stop talking out your ass, son.

And I'm so sorry I wasted your time. You must have lost......what?........ three seconds of masturbating time? Or do you use that time to wonder what your life would be like if you weren't such a dickless ****?

You're not Jerry Seinfeld, so stop nitpicking. At least he's funny.

And I won't be dying until after I **** every female member of your family. So you'd better stock up on birth control pills and a load of new fresh sheets, dude.

Originally posted by Squezze
I'm not gonna go into money issues here, but you need to stop talking out your ass, son.

And I'm so sorry I wasted your time. You must have lost......what?........ three seconds of masturbating time? Or do you use that time to wonder what your life would be like if you weren't such a dickless ****?

You're not Jerry Seinfeld, so stop nitpicking. At least he's funny.

And I won't be dying until after I **** every female member of your family. So you'd better stock up on birth control pills and a load of new fresh sheets, dude.

WOW, that was funny. No one has ever said THAT on the internet.

Originally posted by Creed
WOW, that was funny. No one has ever said THAT on the internet.


Wasn't intended to be funny, ****dick. And....no I don't think I've ever heard anyone say it exactly in that way. Thanks.

Cage

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Cage

That's creeds job.

I know but he does it to our threads I just wanted to do it to him once

true enough

off it goes

oh yeah? oh yeah??

well i'm gettin really sick of guys named TODD.

yeah it's goofy ****in name!

"hi what's your name?"

"TAAWWWWWWWWD!!!!!! and this blake, and blaire, blane."

where are all these goofy boys names coming from??? taylor, tyler, jordon.......these
are
not
real
names!!!!


wanna know a real name?
EDDIE
eddie's a real name; whatever happened to eddie? he was here just a minute ago. franky and bobby and mike and bill. donny and tommy and joey and phil.
EH!! WHAT HAPPENDED????

TAAAWWWWWD. and dillon, and cameron, and cody, and TUCKER!!

George Carlin is a very smart man.

"hi todd, i'm tucker."

"hi tucker, i'm TAWWWD."

**** TUCKER!!! tucker sucks!!!
and **** tucker's friend
kyle

^ yeah there's another soft name for ya.
SOFT NAMES MAKE SOFT PEOPLE


how much you all wanna bet that 10 times outta 10 nicky, vinnie, and tony will beat the living **** outta any kyle, todd, or cody!!!

This made me smile.

here's some more people who's parents' medical plans should have carried options that included abortions:

PEOPLE WHO WEAR VISORS

NOBODY wants to see the top of your head! i mean what the **** is the point of wearing half a hat???
go back to the store and tell them that you want the rest of the hat. they cheated you.

better yet. getcher self one of those lil jewish hats and SEW it on to your visor. NOW you have a full-fledged ****in hat my friend.

People who listen to hip hop and shop at the gap need to die.

I didnt read this thread.....

People like the spanish goverment and people that listen enrique Iglesias or JLo...

hippies need to die. Jerry Garcia is the greatest death since hitlers. Thank god hes gone, now if we could just get rid of that stupid ice cream company called Ben N JErrys id be a happier person.

Still havn't read it.....

I hate JLO and her stupid smile too.

Yes

Okay, I read this page....

Kaps=Cage monopolist....
Now, I've broken your monopoly....

I fixed it....

People like my financial contability teacher...
People like Ben Affleck...

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Yes

I miss HockeyFighter

I don't...he is locked in my wardrobe

along with a double ended dildo

that you know all to well Bob...my young loose arsed friend

guys with little man syndrome need to be put out of their misery.

Originally posted by seldomTap
that you know all to well Bob...my young loose arsed friend

you just crossed the line