I skateboard throughout NYC when I go to comedy clubs.

Anyone know of any good vert locales in the city.

ur ghey

Nobody wants to hear about your rollerskating along Christopher ave. stories, ****ing ***.

Yeah,about 15 years ago.

is this guy really a comidian????? because he hasnt yet said anything funny

Beating on skaters is fun. I like to watch them rolling by. Then tackle them. It funny when thier heads hit the ground.

Originally posted by gman
Beating on skaters is fun. I like to watch them rolling by. Then tackle them. It funny when thier heads hit the ground.
Yeah, we kick the **** out of the skate rats around here too. They like to skate down the sidewalk on the main strret in my town, so we just drive up and somebody will jump out, knock the unlucky skate rat off his feet, then hop back into the car and we all drive off laughing our ass off. The sad thing is the dumbasses don't wise up and skate somewhere else.

I'm not trying to be funny here.

I guess you guess don't like to board. You rather stay and home and give hand jobs to your fathers. Whatever.

The guy I train under does all the selfdefence teaching for the highschools. And the little staker ****s think thier tough ****. They actually told him to go to this little ****** skater board hangout and fight. Which I think is really funny. It's also funny how they ask him to go and they do the little slap fight things. Then he just stands up and says are we going to go or are we going to go? The look on thier faces must be priceless. Thinking that becuase he's a teacher he won't hit them.

Money,if you ever venture down south to NC, I know of an excellent street that you can board on. i'd be glad to show you where it is.

Originally posted by prime cut
Money,if you ever venture down south to NC, I know of an excellent street that you can board on. i'd be glad to show you where it is.

Is that some notorious gay hangout? Cuz I'm straight. But thanks anyway prime cut penis.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/grant.mcclemont/moneyfirstdayofschool.jpg

Do you really in your wildest dreams think that tubby kid could skateboard. didn't think so. So that joke doesn't work hillbilly!

Originally posted by Money
Do you really in your wildest dreams think that tubby kid could skateboard. didn't think so. So that joke doesn't work hillbilly!
Nope, I don't think that sloth could skate, much like I don't believe any of the **** you spew out on a daily basis. We should change you name to penny since you're the first person to ask for free handouts here.

Look just because you like everyone else in NC is in bred gives you no right to make comments about people who live above the poverty line unlike yourself.

I'm not the enemy. You and the trailer trash, Nascar loving, monster truck worshipping family is to blame for your anger.

Penny, we all know that you sell girl scout cookies door to door and that you think you're funny since you got a few chuckles out of the kids that rode with you on the short bus to school. So in short, we know that you're not funny and a broke, loser.

That's funny. If I had a penny it still would be more than your penniless in NC.

Skateboarding=ghey.
Skateboarder=ghey
money=ghey
money=skateboarder

That's pretty funny. I could buy your business out with what, twenty bucks? How many boxes of cookies do you have left?

Gman=Ghey Eh?

Originally posted by prime cut
That's pretty funny. I could buy your business out with what, twenty bucks? How many boxes of cookies do you have left?

I could buy your mom for $15 bucks. All of her.

Thankfully your mom was free considering her anal performance was so lacking. She claimed the reason her ass was so loose was what I expected all along, that you were was an ass-born baby.

Most skateboarders are the kids that were to small and weak to play real sports like hockey,football and rugby.

Originally posted by gman
Most skateboarders are the kids that were to small and weak to play real sports like hockey,football and rugby.

Canadians love to stereotype.

I played football and bb in high school. You did figure skating and was on the cheerleading squad.

Give me a G...M...A...N

what does it spell?

Loser!

Originally posted by prime cut
Thankfully your mom was free considering her anal performance was so lacking. She claimed the reason her ass was so loose was what I expected all along, that you were was an ass-born baby.

I think you have my mom confused with your sister. Only in bred toothless, moneyless ho's would have sex with you.

Basketball=***** sport.

Gman=Rugby player.
Gman=College level rugby player.
Gman=asked to try out fot the provincal team.
Gman= Mad skills.
Gman=Grappler+Thai boxer.
Grappling+Thai boxing=fighter.

Money=little *****.

Originally posted by Money
I think you have my mom confused with your sister.
Nope, it was your mom. I was able to fit two fists up her ass and you know that's her special talent.

Originally posted by gman
Basketball=***** sport.
Money=little *****.
1. False
2.Very true.

I hope you get ran over by a cab the next time you're skating around NYC. Oh, stop telling people lies, you skate around NY 'cause you're probably one of those bike messengers and your broke ass can't even afford a bike, *******. Dear God, please let Money get ran over the next time he is delivering a package in his lil' skateboard, Thank you God

- The Bub

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I hope you get ran over by a cab the next time you're skating around NYC. Oh, stop telling people lies, you skate around NY 'cause you're probably one of those bike messengers and your broke ass can't even afford a bike, *******. Dear God, please let Money get ran over the next time he is delivering a package in his lil' skateboard, Thank you God

- The Bub

Mr. Bobblehead:

Because of your crass comments, I will not give you a dime when you beg for it. Also, when the gay guys attack you and gang rape, I will just snicker and laugh. Bahahahahahahahahaha Mr. Bobblehead is getting gang banged by the Village People.

That is all.

ur ghey

Originally posted by gman
Basketball=***** sport

Never...and I think the skateboard is an impressive sport...

Christopher Cancer Sore:

Ghey?

You're a Romo!

Leather one of the only cool guys on here. The rest are Lord of the Rings Nerds.